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 ~Emerald~
Joined: 7/19/2006
Msg: 26
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wait a sec - got a question

we have a tazor that shoots out barbs that go under ur skin...
cant u get dna from that?
who cleans the barbs afterwards? are they tossable? isnt this a great way to pass on blood diseases? or did I sleep through class again?

sorry, that was a couple of questions...ROFL :run:
 Piklee
Joined: 12/6/2007
Msg: 27
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Posted: 1/11/2008 6:26:11 AM
^^^^Em, go to the website. They have a FAQ. But in the meantime and inbetween time: They are one shot deal cartridges.
 romanticoptimist
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 28
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Posted: 1/11/2008 8:20:12 AM
The barb on the Tasers I've seen hook into clothing. How can you tell who Tasered you? Well, at them moment it's easy. He or she will have this dark blue uniform, usually a gold and/or yellow badge, and will be one of the people handcuffing you -- or kneeling on your neck and choking the life out of you, but that's a whole other story.

How can you tell if they get legalised? It'll be the person on the end of the wires that feel like someone spilled acid on your body and is shoving hot needles through you. Imprint their face on your mind and when you recover, hunt them down and beat them to a bloody pulp with an aluminum baseball bat. Or not.
 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 29
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Posted: 1/12/2008 12:02:23 PM
^^^ u must be from the North End too ..........
PP
 wolf woman
Joined: 12/13/2007
Msg: 30
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Posted: 1/14/2008 4:29:33 PM
A taser in my hands. Dang, my friends think a feather is a weapon in my hands!! Although.....hmmmmm.....gonna get my list ready for the day it is legalized. Can never be too prepared.
 edjoecdn
Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 1/14/2008 4:59:44 PM
^^^ Are we makeing a list and checking it twice ??? Gonna remember who was naughty to you and who was nice ???

You should check out if there can be "group / bulk " discounts on those one shot barb /electrode cartridges....

Inlight of the past week end.... I think a volume purchase be made by one and all !

Then we find that f*cker with the Rx from wildsides and we take turns target shooting ?

I think it would be neat to see that f*cker giggle and shake on the floor !... over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over....

I think a good legal defence would be .... which time actually.... oh never mind !

Hey ... what's up with deviant and "CBC"... aounds like she's been "bowled" over by that grip ??? ...LOL
 DisMember
Joined: 7/21/2007
Msg: 32
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Posted: 1/14/2008 5:15:31 PM
CBC...? Naw I prefer CTV...that's my tv network of choice...
 Fort Garry Dark
Joined: 11/25/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 1/18/2008 7:20:58 PM
Borrowed from the humor thread

Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little
Something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt
Pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were
Supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an
Assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a
Gun -----adequate time to retreat to safety. -------------
WAY TOO COOL!!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two
Triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was
Disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND
Pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch
Of electricity darting back and forth between the
Prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to
Explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay,
So I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to
Myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,
Right?!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently
(trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and
Thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood
Moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction
Of a second) and thought better of it. She is such
A sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect
Herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as
Advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of
Shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the
Bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The
Directions said that a one-second burst would shock and
Disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle
Spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second
Burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish
Out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the
Batteries.

So, I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head****d to one
Side as to say, 'don't do it,' reasoning that a one-second burst from such a
Tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I
Decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched
The prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD,
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in
The recliner, and body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over
Again. I vaguely recall waking up on my
Side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both
Nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked
Under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in
My legs.

You should know, if you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser,
That there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You
Will not let go of that thing until it is
Dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.
SON-OF-A-... That hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure,
As time was a relative thing at that point), I collected what
Little wits I had left, sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading
Glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My
Triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still
Twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my
Bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles!! I'm offering
A significant reward for their safe return.

Still in shock, Earl
 BBQslave
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 34
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Posted: 1/18/2008 9:10:42 PM
Now, I really have to get one for work,lol
 edjoecdn
Joined: 5/25/2006
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Posted: 1/18/2008 9:27:22 PM

Naw I prefer CTV...that's my tv network of choice...


Now i know them wabbit ears are a witto bent and the halo's ..... well who the heck knows just how long thats been missing....

You should try some tinfoil on the ears... you might be able to pick up stienback or even brandon on a cloudy day ??? ( just a thought.. little ms deviant.. )

Hey if you put popcorn kernels in a metal strainer and touched said tazer to the bowl ?

How many would pop ?

Okay now try it with your tongue on the bowl .... do you see the difference ?


( oh, I so wish someone would actually try it .... LOL )
 Really Am Me
Joined: 1/22/2006
Msg: 36
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Posted: 1/18/2008 11:27:53 PM

Legalizing Tasers for personal use ........ ?


Sounds kinky!


AND you can get customised skins for the taser now. Look good and be trendy while you shock your attacker.


Sounds kinkier! Where do I sign up for this?
 edjoecdn
Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 37
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Posted: 1/19/2008 5:18:42 PM
^^^ Oh owwww, now THAT sounds scarey !!!


I'm thinking it's not going to safe .... " out there" if RAM is liking that personal tazer thing....

Oh yeah !


>>>> With custom "skin"......... I'm just hopeing it ain't mine ! ....LOL

Cuase I think there isn't anyone ... I haven't ever pizzed off !!!



Well not all at once.. !


I'm not THAT ... good ! or bad .... Okay whatever...


Hmmm, while you post ! ....

& "tunes" ..of course... actually Mr bubl`e

OT: >>>>> why not ? legalize them and have a burden of proff fall apon the "user" and no one with a criminal record able to carry or own or buy one.... and they don't sell them without a "profile" ... being done.


Otherwise women like RAM would get one and .... see'll go around and "cattle prode" guys...

OUch !

One wolf whistle,....by some poor construction guy.... who ain't cute !

She'll "fry" the poor flucker !
 BBQslave
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 38
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Posted: 1/19/2008 5:46:25 PM
I can see RAM, with a pink cattle taser, oh yeah, in the mall and drop something, waiting for the poor innocent victim to pick it up for her. And as his already tight jeans bend of give the full volts, turning him flopping,convulsing, play toy. Only to wake up to find a new tattoo saying ( fryed by Betty Crocker).


Yeah, I know I going to hell, so why be a good boy now!
 full of sparks
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 39
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Posted: 1/19/2008 5:55:38 PM
First of all...when were you EVER a good boy?

Secondly, I wouldn't go trading in your rifles for a tazer quite yet. You'ld definitely miss out on all the excitement of blood and guts.

Then again....might be a good thing to try out on some of the people in your local grocery store
 edjoecdn
Joined: 5/25/2006
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Posted: 1/19/2008 9:50:31 PM
Fluck ! ,..... thats it !!!!

I'm staying home for now on, "sparks" with her tazer and a garden hose.... all soaken wett !!

"FULL of Sparks " doesn't even come close to the visual I have ... if she had one earlier in the year!

Hmmm, but would that be funny ????


Well,...... in a "stop at atraffic accident" sort of way ...maybe.

LOL
 BBQslave
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 41
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Posted: 1/20/2008 3:19:17 PM
Oh, I can see it now, A taser pool party with high voltage lifegrauds.
 susan_cd
Joined: 5/16/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 1/20/2008 4:27:45 PM
Apparently they're going to be marketing Tasers for the fashion conscious, including one with a leopard print pattern; get back to me when they come out with a zebra print taser
 BBQslave
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 43
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Posted: 1/20/2008 4:31:00 PM
Why not just jump in with it and give yourself a much needed make over, besides would save a bunch of fish a lot of trouble of pushing you in!

That was meant for the Dink
 gggreatrootbearr
Joined: 8/1/2004
Msg: 44
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Posted: 1/21/2008 4:22:55 PM
You all are forgetting the hand held up close and personal type of tasers that you reach out and hold them against the person that your going to give a notso happy jolt to .....and thier very useful to people alone at night that walk home or to the buss after work ........if someone grabbs them they can defend themselves by shocking thier assailent , there by being able to get away and or calling the police .they should be able to defend themselves as they maybe an elderly person or someone with mobility problems and cannot physically defendthemselves otherwise .that and it would really give a would be assailent a very rude awakening to boot .....
 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 45
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Posted: 1/28/2008 8:15:08 AM
You all are forgetting the hand held up close and personal type of tasers that you reach out and hold them against the person that your going to give a notso happy jolt to


Dam what an idea ...... ! For those of us who work in high risk jobs and for people in general for protection .... sign me up!


they should be able to defend themselves as they maybe an elderly person or someone with mobility problems and cannot physically defendthemselves otherwise


I dunno - I'm thinking maybe not such a good idea. Unless the elder person was of good sound mind. Could you imagine hitting that tazer if they had a pace-maker or hitting the tazer instead of their Lifeline.... sheesh the scary thots are endless.

PP
 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 46
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Posted: 1/29/2008 10:26:51 AM
^^^ who exactly is making "North End jokes" ..... ??????

And walking alone in the North End is indeed a huge difference than walking alone in Charleswood. I know because I've done both.

It also doesn't matter how brave you may "look" when the other guy already has his eye set on you and is carrying a weapon. Desperate people do desperate things.

PP
 romanticoptimist
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 47
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Posted: 1/29/2008 2:57:30 PM
Just an FYI: I read something today about how some people who are into BDSM (not all, some) are using Personal Tasers for sexual gratification. Given all the descriptions I've read of what it feels like, I have to say how exactly do you get either "sexual" or "gratified" from a Taser? I mean, wouldn't it be cheaper and less painful to shove a hot poker up your butt or have someone shove a knitting needle into some really sensitive part??!!!!!!!!!

So, anyway, if they do become legal be ready for some smirks and comments when you go buy one.
 Fort Garry Dark
Joined: 11/25/2005
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Posted: 1/29/2008 3:44:11 PM

using Personal Tasers for sexual gratification.


There is a new definition to "What ever turns your crank".

You know how we all get points on POF and can send e-mails with gifts - chocolates, flowers etc. I wonder if they could add a "taser for you" option I could send to the people who piss me off on here. Mind you I might not have any points left. lol

Disclaimer this sentiment is not a personal jab at RO.
 BBQslave
Joined: 8/17/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 1/29/2008 5:46:06 PM
Now, if they came out with a point and ZAP, taser that would say, take forplay from O to horney in 60 secounds!!!!!!!!!!!!. Now that would be on my must have list
 romanticoptimist
Joined: 10/1/2007
Msg: 50
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Posted: 1/29/2008 6:39:22 PM

Disclaimer this sentiment is not a personal jab at RO.

Aww, shucks. I knew that.
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