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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/13/2009 7:22:21 PM | A vampire walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Can I have a hot cup of water?"
The barman says, "I thought you only drank blood."
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!"
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"
"No, I couldn't find her head."
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How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the face. | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/14/2009 7:00:15 AM | What do you call a female clown?
A clunt.
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphylis
What do you a dog with no legs?
Anything you like. It won't come to you.
What do you call a dog with no tongue?
Scruffy bollocks
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/14/2009 1:36:56 PM | I never remember jokes but for some reason I remember these riddles a girlfriend told me once:
What did one potato chip say to the other potato chip?
"Are you Frito-Lay?"
(and I also thought of a come-back: "No, I'm Wise"
Also:
Why did the girl potato's parents not want her to marry Walter Cronkite?
"Because he's a common tator."
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/14/2009 8:06:55 PM | I laughed over a bunch of these, but especially msg 139 and 140. Great..I'll have to remember those.
When my daughter was a little girl, she liked to tell jokes and, here are two that I remember.
What did the hot dog say to the hot dog bun at the finish line?
I'm the wiener!!!! (cute, huh?)
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape to see you!!! (another cute one)
Here's my contribution:
What's the difference between a red-headed rooster and a red-headed prostitute?
One says, c ock-adoodle-doo and the other says Any c ock will do. LOL
~~Beth~~ | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/15/2009 9:21:18 AM | Did anybody say what's black and white and red all over? A newspaper?
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana Banana
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana Banana
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana Banana
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana Banana
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again? | |
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Joined: 12/26/2008
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/16/2009 7:18:32 AM | i like this some days
a girl in the starbucks gets all excited (don't remember if she was blonde or not_)]\
she goes up to the counter says i won an RV
the cashier says let me see
looks at her ticket says sorry it says win a bagel. will that be sesame seed or regular? | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/16/2009 7:31:11 AM | good thread by the way now here is one i chuckle at occasionally sure to offend someone i heard this when i was 9 i think
man and woman frontier people crossing country to the west---horse makes a misstep guy says that is 1...makes another says that is 2 makes another says that is 3 gets off the horse and shoots it in the middle of nowhere....woman says wow that is way too harsh you are sick.....that is 1 he says  | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 1/16/2009 3:30:41 PM | Two cannibals are eating a clown.....
one cannibal asks............
does this taste funny to you.....?
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A bear and a rabbit are crapping nearby in the woods...
the bear asks the rabbit "do you ever have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?"
the rabbit says :" no, never"
so the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit.......
Those are my two favorites | |
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