| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 2/6/2009 12:19:36 PM | 4 Cambridge professors of English are walking together when they come across a group of streetwalkers.
The first observes "Oh look! A jam of tarts!"
The seconds disagrees; "Appears more like a flourish of strumpets"
The third argues "Obviously, an essay of Trollope's"
the fourth, shaking his head, declares "Have you never seen an anthology of pros?"
I guess you had to be there. | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 2/7/2009 9:37:05 AM | | A guy walks into a bar with a dog and the bartender says "We don't allow dogs in here, they could s h i t on the floor. You need to leave" So as the guy is leaving, sure enough, the dog squats and leaves a pile by the front door. Just then this little guy walks in...steps in the pile and slips and slides and crashes head first into the back wall. A few seconds later this big guy enters the bar and steps in the same pile and slides straight into the little guy at the back of the bar. As they pick themselves up the little guy smiles and says "That's funny, I just did that." So the big guy punched him. | |
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| Lucky?
Posted: 2/8/2009 4:54:52 PM | | Maybe it was 9 that was lucky, James. *wink* | |
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| Lucky?
Posted: 2/9/2009 12:25:38 AM | What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that will rip your arm off and then go run for help. | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/20/2009 5:14:55 AM | ^^^^^^^ Reminds me of several lame elepant jokes. Well... elephant jokes that are lame. Not lame elephants per se. Tho the elephants in the jokes may or may not have been lame. Harrumphhhh!
Q. What do you do if an elephant comes in your window??
A. Swim!!
Q. What is the biggest drawbackin the jungle?
A. An elephant's foreskin
Q. How do you fit 4 elephants in a mini?
A. 2 in the front, 2 in the back
Q. How do you know there's an elephant under your bed?
A. When you are touching the ceiling
Q. How do you know there has been an elephant in the fridge?
A. By the footprints in the butter
Q. How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A. He doesn't- he gets it from a duck
Q. How do you know there's an elephant in your bed?
A. B y the E embroidered on his pyjaman
Yikes!! Nurse Clarice is here... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/20/2009 5:16:08 AM | ^^^^^^^ Reminds me of several lame elepant jokes. Well... elephant jokes that are lame. Not lame elephants per se. Tho the elephants in the jokes may or may not have been lame. Harrumphhhh!
Q. What do you do if an elephant comes in your window??
A. Swim!!
Q. What is the biggest drawbackin the jungle?
A. An elephant's foreskin
Q. How do you fit 4 elephants in a mini?
A. 2 in the front, 2 in the back
Q. How do you know there's an elephant under your bed?
A. When you are touching the ceiling
Q. How do you know there has been an elephant in the fridge?
A. By the footprints in the butter
Q. How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A. He doesn't- he gets it from a duck
Q. How do you know there's an elephant in your bed?
A. B y the E embroidered on his pyjamas
Yikes!! Nurse Clarice is here... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ARRGHHHHHH!! First ever double post!! And its a doozy! Sorreeeeeeeeeeee!!eeeeeee | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/21/2009 8:41:01 AM | a dyslexic walks into a bra...
a horse, and pig, and a rabbit walk into a bar. the bartender says, 'what is this, a joke?'
this might actually be my favourite joke ever! except it wasn't told exactly the same but you can just replace the animals with whatever you want :) | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 9/4/2009 7:35:04 PM | A pirate walks into a bar with a ship steering wheel down the front of his pants.
The bartender says, 'hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The pirate says, "aye, and it's drivin' me nuts" | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 9/5/2009 8:18:12 AM | one person had a dry crusty thing going in and out of its nose with every breath
the second person had a green slimy thing coming out of its nose
the third person had a Kleenex and need of cash
I have always wondered why the joke does not start with...
Why does 9 like 7?
It takes two of anything to SCREW.........in a lightbulb (Sorry, some people just won't get it.)
Sorry but anything? How big is this light bulb? | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 9/5/2009 11:45:38 PM | What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.
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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy who got hit by a train?
Neither did he.
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A magician is driving down the road, then he turns into a driveway!
How's come we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway? | |
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