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 HVACtech

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 9/5/2009 11:45:38 PM
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A Salad Shooter.
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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy who got hit by a train?

Neither did he.
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A magician is driving down the road, then he turns into a driveway!

How's come we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
 featured member

Joined: 7/18/2009
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Posted: 9/6/2009 3:42:15 AM
Why did Spock look in the toilet?


He wanted to see the captains log.
 HVACtech

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Posted: 9/6/2009 10:34:13 AM

Why did Spock look in the toilet?
He wanted to see the captains log.


And ya know what the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both travel to Uranus to wipe out Klingons.
 Cherie~

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Posted: 9/6/2009 4:04:14 PM
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A Wonkey!!!

Cherie xx
 cerule_aeternus

Joined: 8/20/2009
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Posted: 9/6/2009 5:40:05 PM
Do you know what Jell-o is?

Kool-aid with a hard on.
 KENNYKENNY1

Joined: 7/20/2009
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Posted: 9/7/2009 11:44:04 AM
confusios say:man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up smelly finger
 HVACtech

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Posted: 9/7/2009 8:19:10 PM

confusios say:man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up smelly finger

Confusios also say: "Man who stick head up lady's sweater get bust in face."
 snowspider11

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Posted: 9/8/2009 9:44:24 AM
man says to his wife:
"tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time"

his wife thinks about this for a few minutes and replies:

"your penis is much bigger that your brothers"
 rockstarjy

Joined: 7/26/2009
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Posted: 9/8/2009 5:23:25 PM
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
"Dam!"

A Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer, and a mop
 pauls55

Joined: 3/27/2009
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Posted: 9/8/2009 8:35:07 PM
A man walks into a bar. Auch! It was an iron bar.
 BarnesLol

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Posted: 9/9/2009 4:27:26 PM
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli???

He was pulled under by a strong currant.
 Saphire28

Joined: 7/9/2009
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Posted: 9/9/2009 4:42:00 PM
that has got to be one of my favourite jokes!
 Inicia

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Posted: 9/9/2009 4:51:34 PM
Math joke

i says to pi "get rational"

Pi says to i "get real"
 mtngypsy828

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Posted: 9/10/2009 4:00:44 PM
What do you call a mobile home without wheels?














Home.
 BigMitchAK

Joined: 4/10/2008
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Posted: 9/10/2009 11:11:55 PM
My child age 15 has a sick sense of humor.

She tells it like this:

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
"I have AIDS."
 BigMitchAK

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Posted: 9/11/2009 12:18:39 AM
is that why your down in the mouth?
 free!easy!

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Posted: 9/11/2009 2:37:07 AM
what d'ya call a fly with no wings?

a walk

what d'ya call a fly with no wings and no legs?

a sit
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