| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 7/7/2008 1:40:40 PM | Tarzan, Tarzan flyin thru the air,
Tarzan lost his underwear,
Tarzan said, "Me don't care,
Jane's gonna make me another pair"
Cheetah, Cheetah flyin thru the air,
Cheetah lost his underwear,
Cheetah said, "Me don't care,
Jane's gonna make me another pair"
Jane, Jane flyin thru the air,
Jane lost her underwear,
Jane said, "I don't care,
Tarzan likes me better bare!"
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 7/13/2008 11:41:04 PM | | This town got flooded and a little boy and a little girl climbed up to the roof of the house to stop from being drowned in the 6 feet of water. As they sat there they saw a hat go floating by. It got to the end of the house and came floating back by. The little girl asked the little boy if he noticed the hat. The boy said "Yeah, that's my dad. He said come hell or high water he was going to mow the lawn today". | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 7/18/2008 1:14:15 PM | SNORT
OK.
President Bush was in a cabinet meeting, getting an update on the War in Iraq.
One of the general says "Mr President. Unfortunately, today 4 Brasilian peacekeepers were killed in a mortar attack."
"Oh my God", says the President. "That is awful. Truly terrible. How many is a brazillion, again?" | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 7/20/2008 8:42:52 AM | Three surgeons where at a convention & started talking over drinks. The first said, "I like to operate on artists...you cut them open & their insides are color-coded - match up colors & done." The second surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on accountants... cut them open & everything is number coded - I just change out the numbers & stitch them up." The third surgeon thought for a few minutes before saying, "I prefer to operate on lawyers... they are nothing but mouths & a$$holes & those parts are interchangable."
Buford & Bo were out fishing from their boat & lucked into a place where they were just reeling them in left & right, so they stayed in this spot the entire day. As the sun went down, Buford took out some chalk & made a big "X" in the bottom of the boat & Bo asked him why? Buford replied, "I'm marking our spot so we can find it again."
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/10/2008 9:28:47 PM | | what did the train say to the little boy that was eating? ............................................................................................................................................................................................................chew chew! | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/17/2008 11:13:00 PM | What is the difference between a hooker, a mistress, and a wife?
The hooker says "FASTER.....FASTER"
The mistress says "mmmm....slower....slower...."
And the wife says "Beige.....I think I will paint the ceiling beige...." | |
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| Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny
Posted: 8/19/2008 11:51:08 AM | Continuing the cow theme from page 1...What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
Where does dragon milk come from?
Cows with short legs
Musicians???
What do guitarists use as birth control?
Their personalities
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