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Blondgod

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/22/2008 8:00:26 PM
A skeleton walks into a bar with a mop...

badabing5

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/22/2008 9:00:11 PM
hey;the joke goes,,,how do you catch a bear? You dig a hole and fill it full of ashes,,, then you line the hole with peas. So when the bear comes to take a PEA you kick him in the ASH-HOLE,,,

badabing5

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/22/2008 9:10:18 PM
hi there ;theres nothing I like better than a good loke ,,,that two loonies joke just killed me,light-bulb lol. Nothing better than a beautiful lady with a sence of humor thanks

badabing5

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/22/2008 9:13:34 PM
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs spattered on a wall? (art )

Runwithpaul

Joined: 9/17/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/22/2008 11:14:13 PM
Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause it was safety-pinned to the punk rocker.

James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/22/2008 11:20:39 PM
Why did Benedict Arnold cross the road? So he could change sides.

w00ts

Joined: 10/30/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/23/2008 1:40:52 PM
dunno if this counts but it makes me laugh and hardly anyone else laughs at it http://69.93.231.198/albino_flash0004/schfiftyfive(www.albinoblacksheep.com).swf or if that doesnt work http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive

jerk_magnet

Joined: 1/16/2007
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/24/2008 6:13:00 AM
How many babies does it take to break down a brick wall? Depends how hard you throw them.... What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend? Homeless.... How does a farmer find his sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying....

StoGirly

Joined: 9/8/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/24/2008 2:05:41 PM
A string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve Strings!" So the string walks out, messes up his hair, twists his body around and walks back in. The Bartender says, "I told you, we don't serve strings!" The String replies, "I'm a frayed knot." (Read out loud)

Meegs74

Joined: 1/8/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/24/2008 2:09:32 PM
A baby seal walks into a club. I usually can't finish saying that before I start giggling.. (PETA is gonna hate me...)

pinkmews

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/24/2008 2:29:38 PM
a mate of mine just had his profile for a dating site refused ,one of the questions was what do you look for in a woman ,apparently my****is not an acceptable answer

Barbe1963

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/24/2008 8:44:59 PM
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs spattered on a wall? (art What do you call a man with no head, no legs, no arms, and no torso? Dick

sanderick

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/24/2008 9:51:12 PM
American: Do you speak German? Frenchman: No. American: Do you know why? This was absolutely PRICELESS!!!!! laugh: jump: laugh: laugh: jump: laugh: laugh: jump: laugh: laugh: jump: laugh:

Ronnie Depp

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/25/2008 4:34:43 AM
If a skydiver is caught masterbating, is that considered a hijacking?

freakybfsfan84

Joined: 9/4/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 9/25/2008 11:11:35 PM
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assulted. AND... Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead bodies? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Your Dark Knight

Joined: 9/24/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 10/13/2008 7:02:55 AM
women can fake orgasms and men can fake relationships. ha

edm_styles

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/10/2009 4:37:56 AM
What has 9 arms and sucks??? Def Leppard

WannaCStarz

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/10/2009 5:13:31 AM
teehee youre right. I dont get about 1/4 of these . Especially the fish and bird ones. Whats the UK got to do with that joke?

20pete08

Joined: 7/9/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/10/2009 12:07:43 PM
pixie sat on a toadstool with his head between his legs. a passing fairy says "hello goblin " He replies "no ive got an headache"

20pete08

Joined: 7/9/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/10/2009 12:18:22 PM
Dyslexic atheist doesnt believe in dog

20pete08

Joined: 7/9/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/10/2009 12:25:03 PM
"what do you call a dog with no legs"......... would you take a dog with no legs for a walk or is it just a drag

20pete08

Joined: 7/9/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/10/2009 12:36:33 PM
two gay cowboys in the bath one says to the other "yup" he replies "Yup" right thats enough now i think ive cleansed me system.......... what do you call a bloke with a seagull on his head .............CLIFF............. alright no more

20pete08

Joined: 7/9/2008
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/10/2009 12:58:04 PM
what did the plumber say to his wife when they split up "Its all over flo"

Geeg63

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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/11/2009 11:53:37 AM
A white horse walks into a bar. Says 'Can i have a pint of beer please?' Bartender says..'I thought you would have a whiskey..we have one named after you!' Horse says.'What .............. Eric?'

John517

Joined: 1/3/2009
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Jokes that crack you up but others don't find 'that' funny Posted: 1/12/2009 5:00:40 PM
Did you hear the Energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with Battery.

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