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| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 4:00:45 PM | | I was goin down on my ex and she farted in my face. Thank god we were relatively drunk and could do nothing but laugh about it. | |
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| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 4:26:09 PM | | Yeah, but those are always the funniest! Especially when you're getting a "Hot Carlton"!! Haha!! | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 32 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 5:02:39 PM | hehe..the moderator said pussy
my ex can lay the smelliest farts, but you could never hear them coming...one time were shopping in the supermarket and she let one of them silent but deadly ones out.....walks away and left me standing in the grocery lane by myself...before you knew it two old people walk by me holding their noses and looking at ME like i just murdered someone....i did'nt care i pointed up the aisle and said " SHE DID IT" | |
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| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 5:16:33 PM | I had a partner that used to fart real loud in the supermarket, and then look at me all shocked and say "hunnybunny (his nick name for me), you should not do that in public."
Worst part was people actually thought it was me! | |
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| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 5:28:45 PM | | my personal fav is the waiting in line and just lettin the bomb drop and blame it on the hot chic beside you. the look on their faces as they try and explain that it wasn't them!! | |
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| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 5:56:31 PM | | when ya cant hold it in, so you find a desserted aisle in the store, and as soon as you let it out, someone turns into the smelly aisle, so they know that YOU had to do it. | |
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| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 6:35:24 PM | | Nothing is worse than riding in a car with someone, and they say to you, "Hey, if you roll up the window, I'll tell you a secret!" If you fall for it, the mixture of foul stench and stuffy heat is enough make a bomb. Plus, if they're on leather seats, it sounds like a mouse on a motor scooter. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 38 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 6:57:48 PM | | omg..i was at mass when i was about 12 years old....i had just had like a gallon of pepsi before i got there...all through mass i had to fart so bad i kept holding my cheeks together so i could hold it in. it was semi-effective except for the fact i'd let out a couple of silent but smelly ones...everybody in the pews( no pun intended)kept looking around at each other to see who was doing it. then it came time to receive holy communion. i went up to receive it and as the priest was giving me the communion i let out the biggest fart that echoed through the church, everybody just busted up laughing even the priest..needless to say i walked back to the back of the church where no one was sitting..redfaced through the rest of mass | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 44 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/13/2004 11:20:31 PM | | lmao...that was pretty good ticket...and it looks like he took the air with him...what a airhead | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 46 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 10:38:50 AM | | i dont know what it is with mornings...i have to get it all out..my kids come bouncing on my bed..and they shake it out of me i guess....(farts like a trumpeter swan) HOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK | |
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rjn40
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 47 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 10:40:56 AM | | good morning alura, fancy meeting you in a room like this.......lol | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 48 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 10:43:43 AM | waving hand around......walks throguh cloud of mustard gas with gas mask on....
hhhhrr cawwwwwwww....( DARTH VADER BREATHING...) LOLLLLLLLL............... | |
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rjn40
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Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 49 | |
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alura2
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Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 50 | |
| Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 10:48:18 AM | | notices a leak in her mask.....spins and drops like a rock to the floor...... | |
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