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 rjn40

Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 51
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 10:50:48 AM
oh sheeesh, now I have to go back in there to save alura...... HANG IN THERE, I"M COMMING TO SAVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

I'm going to have to talk to that pretty lady that started this smelly room......lol
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 52
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 10:53:39 AM
hhheeee lllppppppp mmmeeeeeeeeeee..............cough gasp....
 rjn40

Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 53
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 11:02:47 AM
running back in I find alura passed out on the floor. I pick her up and start twords the exit sign.....hmmmmm, wait, I haven't had a lady in my arms for a long time, think I'll take my time getting out of here
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 54
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 11:15:39 AM
LMAO.........!!!!
 rjn40

Joined: 2/15/2004
Msg: 55
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 11:28:54 AM
ok, cant find the door in all this fog, lets just sit on the couch and share gas mask
 Ticketoride

Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 56
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 11:52:21 AM
Smoking section for this room thataway ----------------------->
Thanks. I needed that.
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 57
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 12:48:43 PM
nooo dont light a spark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( ducks behind couch)




BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 58
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 12:52:28 PM
"Well, that cleared the air in hear" says Alarmed standing up and brushing herself off, "Oh wait, that bing boom was just me farting!" LOL
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 59
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 1:01:19 PM
shakes plaster off heads...oowwwch....


hmm maybe i dont wanna meet you alarmed lol...ill have to wear a turltneck so i can put it up on my nose lol...
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 60
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 1:15:53 PM
LOL, Allura, it's not that bad!!! just ask my kids, when they come too, they just passed out from all the gas!!!
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 61
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 1:23:36 PM
ahha ewwwwwwww well thank god my bf is gone early i n the mornings when i blow up lol...my kids just laugh and goo MMOOOOMMYYYYYYYYY!!! AHAAH WOW....
 alarmed

Joined: 8/30/2004
Msg: 62
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 2:13:21 PM
Mine refuse to get in the car with me now!! LOL ROF, good thing they're teenagers!!!
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 63
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 7:29:12 PM
I just had chicken and rice with jalepeno peppers...so who wants to be my quarterback?! Just stand behind me...I'll let you take every snap!!
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 64
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 7:30:19 PM
lol damm you sound deadly
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 65
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 7:32:15 PM
Yeah, I tried to mow the grass afterwards, but as I bent over to fill the mower with gasoline it blew up in my face!
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 66
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 7:47:31 PM
You know you have gas WHEN....hehe
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 67
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:09:14 PM
Yeah, and then I mopped up the gas, until the bucket needed to be filled with clean water. As I bend over to pour out the bucket...you guessed it!...*spark*-~BOOOOOOOM!!!!~
 xchuck

Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 68
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:10:02 PM
when the dog throws YOU into the yard
 GoatSmell

Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 69
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:12:29 PM
Now I'll bet you're all wondering why it took me so long to get to his topic.

The truth is, the green cloud that follows my anus is a natural part of me. It kills bugs dead. And it's a handy paint stripper.
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 70
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:13:32 PM
I could use that natural part of you Goat..lol
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 71
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:14:21 PM
But can it split firewood?
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 72
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:16:02 PM
lmao he's got you there goat...okay scratch that *grabs nearlifeexperience* I could use you instead.
 NearLifeExperience

Joined: 9/7/2004
Msg: 73
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:20:15 PM
Cya Goat...me and Teeq are going back for "drinks"
 GoatSmell

Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 74
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Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:20:46 PM
It can melt chocolate and it smells better than White Diamonds.

D'you need bugs killed or paint peeled, MissTeeq? I can do both.
 Miss_Teeq

Joined: 7/12/2004
Msg: 75
Re: the gas passing room
Posted: 9/14/2004 8:21:47 PM
Hmmm......yeah but I need wood chopped too. *taps chin* what to do?
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