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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:23:00 PM | | I don't have a bug problem Teeq...if I bring you here, you don't even have to worry about it. We can just chop wood til the sun comes up! *winks* | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:24:06 PM | Nar...you're a-goin' to split wood, if you know what I mean.
It's okay, I've got scratching to do. Lots of orgasmic scratchin'. | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:26:10 PM | LOL@goat's orgasmic scratching...
Yes Teeq, I promise; now come on home...long night and long day ahead!! | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:28:05 PM | | okay but before I click my ruby red slippers together, do we have to 'chop'?.......oh yeah! and does it have to be FIRE wood? :-O | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:40:27 PM | Flirting in the fart thread. Why I never...well, not before a three-bean salad and a few beers.
The orgasmic scratching is moving right along. When I get into it, I can belt out a really decent rendition of "Kissing a Fool". The neighbours love it.
I wish I had a funny fart story, but all my farts are special to me. When one leaves me a little piece of me dies inside. | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:44:37 PM | | You have to let them go in order for them to grow. That's why we nurture them while they're still young and "moldable". Ah, I remember the pain of letting my first one go...when I first heard that sound...it was bliss. After my rectum healed, I knew I had found that one true love, as well. The peace we can all find in letting them go Goat...they always come back.......*PFFFFFFFFTTT!!!!!!!!* | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:47:16 PM | Well, I did have a fart that sounded like a communicator on Star Trek. The old series not the next generation.
That was a pretty proud moment.
I'll try to let go. It's. The. Only. Way.
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Should arse hair burn like that? | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:48:17 PM | | OMG, LMFAO, ROF, Nearlife, I hust spit tea everywhere because of your post. | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:52:33 PM | The arse hair burning or the communicator sound?
And is gravel shooting out of there normal? Feels kinda -y'know- funny. | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 8:58:59 PM | | Don't force them now...have some jalepenos like I did earlier. We don't want those coming out with deformities or anything. Now, sometimes I like to keep previous ones in a bottle, so when this time comes, where you can't seem to get a comfortable release...you just breathe from the bottle, then cover your nose and mouth...and sure enough-it comes out in a hurry! And boy, let me tell you....smooooooooooooth | |
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Posted: 9/14/2004 9:00:52 PM | For whom?
I don't feel aroused by it, nor do the dead flies gathering around the PC. Should I try it on my neighbour?
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Posted: 9/14/2004 9:03:29 PM | | Try it on the dog...it's cheaper for you, since the dog won't be able to eat for days. Think of the Alpo savings... | |
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Posted: 9/15/2004 8:39:01 AM | | I woke up this morning to find a mushroom cloud underneath my covers...and I didn't even leave out a stocking. | |
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