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| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/25/2008 6:22:28 PM | Be nice Boomer, or the ghost of Karen Carpenter will visit you in your sleep and sing every one of those great songs that you love so well.
Every Sha-la-la-la
Every Wo-o-wo-o
Still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling
That they're startin' to sing's
So fine.
BOO!!!!
P.S. Why is everyone picking on Porky Pig?
Donald Doesn't wear pants either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck
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| Things that make you go Hmmmmm....or the Andy Rooney thread !
Posted: 1/25/2008 7:41:38 PM | Who decided that bra sizes would be designated as "A" ,"B", C" ,"D", "EEEEE" etc? What do letters of the alphabet have to do with boobs and their respective shapes?
CalKaBoom, I cant' give you the name of the inventer but the various cup sizes indicate an increase on one inch per total bust measurement for each sequential letter starting with A then going to B then C then D until you reach size EEEEE! ...which may be self-explanatory and require no math to appreciate the meaning.
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Posted: 1/25/2008 8:23:37 PM |
P.S. Why is everyone picking on Porky Pig?
Donald Doesn't wear pants either.
That's easy:
1. Ducks aren't mammals and don't have sex organs that poke out.
2. Donald has his nether region cover with feathers, Porky is bare. | |
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Posted: 1/25/2008 8:51:51 PM | I've got news for you.
His tail isn't the only thing curly on him.
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
It is physically impossible for pigs to lookup into the sky.
A pig's skin is thickest at the back -- 1/6 of an inch.
A 30 minute orgasm?
That must be really nice!
It must have to do with the difficulty of pulling that curly organ out of where it is, eh? | |
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Posted: 1/25/2008 9:15:19 PM |
but..if they are passengers, why is the braille machine on the drivers side? What do they do, sit on the drivers lap and punch in their pin number?
It's called a 'back seat'.
I'm sure you've been in a few in your day. 
Blind people don't need to ride 'shot gun'. It's not like they need to see the view.....
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Posted: 1/25/2008 9:36:43 PM |
A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
Doesn't look that way to me:
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/aug1gal17-pig-penis.jpg
But that's a closer look than I really ever wanted.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Are you sure the pig isn't faking it? | |
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Posted: 1/25/2008 9:53:37 PM | Why do major supermarket baggers insist on putting one-gallon water bottles with big strong handles into flimsy little plastic bags that can easily break to drop the bottle to burst on the ground or roll down the driveway and into the street?
Same thing for six-packs of glass bottles. You have to carry the six-pack by the handle anyway. What's the bag for?
...and why do they put one bottle of ibuprofen in one bag, two items in the next and so on till you end up carrying 8 nearly empty bags in each hand?
Why is Whole Foods, of all stores, just now getting around to fazing out non-recyclable bags?
Why have pick-up trucks gotten so tall and big while the bed capacity remains the same size? Do the manufacturers think that truck buyers are dumb enough to think that a less maneuverable design is somehow more capable? Or are they? Hmmm.
Why - in this world with millions upon millions and video cameras, still cameras, and surveillance cameras in use at all times all over the planet - has there never been an image of anything more some little fuzzy blob of what millions and millions of people believe are alien creatures coming from other galaxies?
Why are politicians giving us money yet borrowing trillions of dollars to go even deeper into debt to China and other countries? How can I get that kind of credit?
Why are there ants in my bathroom in the winter? Hmmm. Maybe they come from a far away galaxy.
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Posted: 1/25/2008 10:21:24 PM | The head of that animal doesn't look like it's a pig, eeek.
Look at the shape, especially the snout.
I saw photo of a women giving oral to different animals in a study on pornography done by the U.S. government, and the pigs was corkscrew shaped.
The only photo that I could find was of one cooked:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/teamgongshow/429072947/
Here are a couple of links that I checked before I posted the 1st post on the subject:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_060.html
Scroll a little over half way down on this page:
http://www.jayp.net/trivia/animal01.htm
Another statement and question:
http://www.bio.net/bionet/mm/bioforum/1995-June/015043.html | |
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Posted: 1/25/2008 10:50:08 PM |
I saw photo of a women giving oral to different animals in a study on pornography done by the U.S. government, and the pigs was corkscrew shaped.
This is more information than I care to know. Nathan, I'm concerned about you and why you know so much about the sex life of pigs. | |
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Posted: 1/25/2008 11:01:45 PM | Well the U.S. study on Pornography, belonged to a friend and I remember the photos.
Thanks for the concern, but bestiality is not my thing thing.
After the posts about Porky, I did a google search, which is what I assume Eeek did when he found that photo of whatever he posted.
I have had sex with some pigs in my life,(not the four legged kind), but that was before I matured and figured out that I could wait for a relationship with someone with quality, and forgo the quantity.
Sorry if you got spooked or grossed out Miss W.
Now I have to verify the statement that a duck is not a mammal.
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Posted: 1/26/2008 7:52:57 AM | I've just discovered I need to get a life... when you click on links to see what a pigs penis looks like it's time to get a new hobby
And Eeek I have to agree with Nathan, that wasn't a pig. It had the body of a pig, but it's head made it look like some other kind of animal. | |
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Posted: 1/26/2008 8:25:00 AM |
Be nice Boomer, or the ghost of Karen Carpenter will visit you in your sleep and sing every one of those great songs that you love so well
My, Nathan,we ARE feeling spunky today! Just for that I am going to send a herd of horny pigs your way.  | |
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Posted: 1/26/2008 9:10:29 AM |
I saw photo of a women giving oral to different animals in a study on pornography done by the U.S. government, and the pigs was corkscrew shaped.
Our tax dollars at work … to fight terrorism.
I will restrict myself from more comments on that. ::sigh:: | |
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Posted: 1/26/2008 6:16:24 PM |
My, Nathan,we ARE feeling spunky today! Just for that I am going to send a herd of horny pigs your way.
Thanks for the offer Boomer, but could you send a herd of hungry goats instead?
I'll use them for brush and weed abatement on some property outside of town. | |
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