| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 1/26/2008 9:09:57 AM | Fu*k me for asking, but would you like to dance?
Actually that worked on me once ..... lol ........ must have been the white wine, guy was a lousy dancer anyway ....... 
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| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 1/26/2008 1:52:51 PM | Kenora............hahahahhaa. Those are so sick, that they're funny.
Ed.........don't bend over near me babeeeee!! I also love to see fear in a man's eyes. Ohhh and there's nothing more sexy than hearing a man say "owwwyyy". heheheh. | |
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| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 1/26/2008 2:46:56 PM | And at times, it is better to say NOTHING at all, except to acknowledge what she has said, by saying yes, ok, or uh, ha, something like that as an acknowledgement.
The bottom line, is, they want to know if you are listening to them, and if you acknowledge them, show that you are listening to them.
Don't offer any solutions to any problems that they may be having, just acknowledge their concern, and if they want an answer, be very careful on this one, give your feedback, of what you feel might be the answer, by just keeping it short ane breif, and to the point.
Otherwise, your best off to let them figure it out, on their own. Ya don't want to give them something that they can use as firepower to comeback on you with.
Bottom line, acknowledge, acknowledge, acknowledge, and thats that, and you will stay out of the doghouse with them.
It may not sound very manly like, and a little wimpy. However, whats the alternative, get your A S S chewed apart. LOL LOL LOL
Otherwise, sometimes, I said SOMETIMES, it is better to keep your YAP shut, and acknowledge like crazy, and once they have vented, then offer a little surprise, of taking them out for a bite to eat, of something that they have not had for a long time, and that they like very much.
As the old saying goes, a way to a mans heart, is through his stomach, then why cannot it work the other way, the way to a womans heart, is through her stomach.
Feed me something good, evey once in awhile, and I will be fine. | |
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| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 4/18/2008 3:44:37 AM | Nice skates. Wanna puck?
1. Question: Do you like fruit? ...Answer: ...Yes Reply:... Then suck my c*** it's a peach.
2. The word of the day is legs. Come over to my house and spread the word.
3. Nice legs, what time do they open?
4. Hey baby why don't you come over here, sit on my face and I'll guess your weight. 5. If I'm wrong I'll eat the difference.
6. Fu*k me for asking, but would you like to dance?
7. Wanna rub my di**?
8. Did you just fart cause you blow me away :)
9. I just took a Viagra ... So we have less then half an hour to get back to my place.
10. My Love fer you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
Word of Caution ... be ready to run like hell ...  | |
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| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 4/18/2008 7:16:22 AM |
6) "When are you due?"
Take one second to imagine a woman turning to you and responding, "I'm not pregnant," or "I had the baby six months ago," and you'll understand why you should eradicate this question from your vocabulary. In one nanosecond, innocent—even considerate—curiosity can turn to deadly, if unintentional, offense. And there's just no way to recover from this one. Actually I think you can use this one only once you recieve confirmation that the woman you're saying this to is indeed actually pregnant at that moment. Women who are actually pregnant usually love talking about stuff like that (When is it due, have you felt it move, etc etc). One question to not ask though was "was it planned?" That is just rude! | |
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| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 4/18/2008 11:42:31 AM | So if she has four kids all different..... then what ?
Is this a honey trap ?
Sleep with her till she gets pregnant and she'll sue for "support" ????
Like hello as rude as it may sound it is a reality of life,..... Perhaps this woman "has" kids to "cement " a relationship ?
Ten things eh ?
Hmm, I so try to avoid saying any of these types of things .... but often they simply slip out !
So No I don't need any help ! ha ha ha . | |
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| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 4/18/2008 12:21:36 PM |
never ever ask a woman with more than one child if her kids have the same dad....thats just plain rude I had no idea that was rude… I suppose it’s easier to wait till Friday afternoon and see if three different guy’s show up to pick up three kids. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2008 2:49:07 PM | I just love the assumptions on these threads! it's such fun!
Both of you are assuming things....
Nothing wrong with a simple "so is their father / the dad involved?"...note that the word father / dad is singular.....
IF the children do indeed have different dads...then it is her choice to give you that information. It is NOT appropiate to automatically assume that they do. I dont ask a guy how many children he has fathered with how many different women. If he cares to share that info, fine. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2008 3:33:41 PM |
I just love the assumptions on these threads! it's such fun! I whole heartedly agree.
Nothing wrong with a simple "so is their father / the dad involved? What made you assume that we would ask anything more than a simple question?... even with a simple question like that, if there are multiple fathers, it’ll usually come out at that point.
It is NOT appropiate to automatically assume that they do. You’re right again, It’s easier to ask than to make the wrong assumptions. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2008 4:20:33 PM | Women always seem to get uptight whenever I come out with one of the following:
1. One of my other girlfriends needs an abortion, can you give me $500?
2. Were you this fat when I first met you?
3. We could talk about your feelings, but that won't wash the dishes any faster.
4. I can't remember, do I pay you for sex or are you the one who does me for free?
5. With your lousy cooking I can't see how you can't lose weight.
6. Nice to meet you, but I hoped I was meeting the girl on the right in your profile pic.
7. Whew, doctor said syphilis, I thought it might be herpes, oh, yeah...you should get tested.
8. Can I borrow your long distance card. I want to call a long distance phone sex service?
9. Sorry I am late for our date, I was busy combing POF looking for an upgrade over you.
10. Your mom gave me $100 to take you out, I'm keeping the change. | |
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| 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
Posted: 4/18/2008 11:40:02 PM |
watching movies on valentines day, and we're watching master of disguise. On comes this stereotypical beautiful woman. Tall, thin, blonde hair, blue eyes, massive boobs. My boyfriend at the time says "MAN she's hot!" I said to him I"m sitting right here! How do you think that makes me feel?"
He looks at me and says "You do it all the time" I said to him "Yeah like saying wow he's got nice hair, very different. So wait, if that's the kind of girl you find physically attractive, how can you find me attractive at all?" (Considering I'm this actresses' polar opposite in looks.)
He looks me right in the eye and says:
"Well there's hot, and then there's attainable."
Okay, it was way declasse to say she was hot, in your presence on Valentines Day. But take a woman who I'd consider h-o-t, say Roger's belle Jessica Rabbit. Other than looks, you know next to nothing about her. As opposed to another TV character I like, Brett Butler. Nice looking but not hot. But she portrays honesty, humour, wit and character. Jessica may invoke the wolf's ten foot unrolling tongue but she loves Roger because he's totally oblivious to her looks. Hot is just one aspect and not the most important one.
My mother used to love giving my dad the no-win questions. It invokes guilt and gives her a one-up on him.
Attainable is an honest answer but devoid of diplomacy. I mean, if Brad dumped Angelina and started returning your phone calls, would that ex be ex'ed out faster than a speeding knee to the groin? Come to think of it...what is the 'right answer'? Is there a right answer? And I mean without lying, because that's another wrong answer. | |
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Posted: 4/21/2008 3:49:08 AM |
Attainable is an honest answer but devoid of diplomacy. I mean, if Brad dumped Angelina and started returning your phone calls, would that ex be ex'ed out faster than a speeding knee to the groin? Come to think of it...what is the 'right answer'? Is there a right answer? And I mean without lying, because that's another wrong answer.
Actually if Brad dumped Angelina I wouldn't care less. I don't find him or any celebrity attractive. Give me a "normal" person any day. And the fact I loved him doesn't hurt either, loved him for who he was despite his flaws and he supposedly loved me too.
Is there a right answer? Uh Yes. What he said was heartless, cruel and wrong. He could have just said something like "because I have all sorts of different tastes" or "because your personality shines through" or many many other things. But then he also was a bit of a clueless clod so thinking back to it nearly 5 years later it doesn't surprise me much the things he did spit out of his mouth. | |
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