| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 4:09:17 PM |  My dog can tell when my hubby is gettin frisky and she leaves the room on her own - because she is so used to us kicking her out - she now kicks herself out!!! She's very smart! So yup no pets are allowed to watch!! | |
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real12
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Joined: 12/31/2007
Msg: 28 | |
| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 4:30:17 PM |
The next problem involved Ziggy watching us make love. I don’t mind a cat in the same room minding his own business, but I do object to being stared at while in the act of intimacy. It’s unnerving.
......Op, I can completely relate to this. I used to date a girl way back when & she had 5 cats & they would sit all together in a group & stare while we had sex in what I could only fathom as complete amusement judging by the looks on their faces & it was like an audience. Drove me nuts.......Good post. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 5:01:18 PM | lol! when things are getting jiggy at my house the cat gets tossed from the room and the door closed  | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 5:07:18 PM | There are animal people and there are non-animal people.
Don't trust the latter.
I'm an animal person. That doesn't mean I want them watching me make love. It's freaky and distracting. Couples need privacy from thier pets, just like they do from their kids.
If she is that close to her kitties, I'll bet she calls herself MOMMY when she talks to them! LOL! They are her babies!
Ya wouldn't do it in front of the kids... right??? | |
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Elvyra
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Joined: 1/20/2008
Msg: 31 | |
| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 6:06:25 PM | | When I loved in a bachelor apartment, my kittens had to be locked in the bathroom because they got jealous if anyone was paying attention to anyone else, so they'd jump up on the bed and swat at my boyfriends bum. Now they're still not allowed in the room for "us" time. My snake and lizard live in here though... | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 6:44:39 PM | OMG....I have to admit, that people are funny....
who cares if the animals are watching....ignore them, they're animals...they're just wondering what the hell you're doing...or thinking to themselves....
"SO, you get to do it, but you cut mine off....The hells up with that!?!?!"
lol
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 6:53:04 PM |
...they're just wondering what the hell you're doing...or thinking to themselves....
"SO, you get to do it, but you cut mine off...."
Yep. That was my thought. Ziggy the cat was fixed and now the poor guy is sidelined and reduced to voyeurism.
I felt sorry for him. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 8:09:23 PM | r90sboxer... I think those same restaurants would take you for a nickel a pound... Just sayin, that's all. My cats are worth a lot more than someone who would suggest eating them...
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/4/2008 10:26:49 PM | A few nights ago I kicked my underwear off and left them on the bathroom floor because I was going to take a shower. I usually place them in the laundry, but I was feeling lazy. I'd washed my bathmat so I had to go off looking for that. And I'd bought new hair conditioner -- which was somewhere else in the apartment. I got fed up, pulled on my track pants and tee shirt, and went outside for another smoke before I even bothered.
By the time I came in, my cat had crawled through one of the leg holes in my underwear and couldn't get them off. The leg was snug around her waist and the rest was drooping on the floor as she paced back and forth in my apartment wondering WTF was up?
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 5:18:10 AM | r90sboxer... I think those same restaurants would take you for a nickel a pound... Just sayin, that's all. My cats are worth a lot more than someone who would suggest eating them...
K
But of course....better return on investment.Do you realize the quality of food I eat??And the cost of that food??
And let's not forget our friends the Aztec and their friend DeSoto.Chihuahuas were very easily herded and raised for food.In many other places.....well,a few billion folks can't be all wrong. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 5:31:44 AM | | I remember making love once and my girfriends cat licked my feet whist we were at it It was wonderful Just get them trained to take a meaningful part in it | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 5:42:02 AM | Why would anybody want their animal in the bedroom during intimacy?
Unless they take some type of pleasure from putting on a show for the animal...what would be the point?
No animals in my bedroom.
Period.
And if I met a freaky woman that insisted that her pet(s) be in the bedroom during sex....she'd get ditched.
Quickly. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 5:43:33 AM | | Oh dear that is a bit odd......I don't mind animals in the same room but mine tend to bugger off elsewhere. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 6:37:37 AM | | Yeah, so I was engaged to this chick and she had a dog "Shadow." She would let him up on the bed and stuff while well we were going at it. It grossed me right the hell out. Also the dog would start randomly humping things in the room. Like pillows , chairs, blankets anything he could get his grubby little paws on. It was the wierdest shit ever. Thank god we did not get married. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 10:55:20 AM | | the cats get p*ssed when i kick them off the bed, but they get over it and generally sleep through the whole thing. as long as we don't threaten their toys, food, catnip or sleep, they don't bother. and i've never noticed them watching...of course, i haven't seen that kind of action in years, but i think i remember correctly. | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 2:39:40 PM |
My ex and I had three cats. They all knew that I had certain rules.
'RULES'? For CATS? Um...ok ?
Violators of these rules were subject to harsh punishments, such as getting tossed, kicked, used as entertainment at parties, etc.
I really HOPE that the *kicking* , 'entertainment' at parties ? Is a Joke! Now, a *toss*?
I think all can agree, that ... a lil *toss* Aint gonna Hurt a Cat. One really Must be careful with Kittens - as , it seems that Kittens? Have this 'X Men Thing' a 'goin on'. As ya do *toss*em , it's as if their claws 'grow/exteeeend' - as you are tossing them. Just seems almost ImPossible to escape getting gored.
(But, come on - ya dont really *KicK* cats ...do Ya? say it isn't SO?!)
Animals can be taught. It just takes perseverance and an iron FIST! Hee hee!
Oh, hehehehe - DIEin here, just really...*teeheeHEE*. I have Never seen Any cat , that has been 'Taught' AnyThing - Ever! The nasty,vile,turd shootin machines are just...ImPossible.
They seem to Absolutely *Scoff* at Any/All attempts to 'Train' them ... To Do/NOT Do
AnyThing! Oh, they knoooow 'WHATs UP' , all. They just won't SUBMIT!
If one HAS been successful in 'Teaching' a Cat? Not only would i Loooove to See That ,
I would think there Should be some sorta *AWARD* for such.
(*aside from teaching them to Stay Down/Off of/Out of counters,tables,such - with a Spray Bottle*)
Now, don't 'anybody' go gettin me 'all wrong' here - I am ~Considerate/Respectful~ of ALL Life , I don't even Eat Body Parts. No 'Non Human' Animal body part passes my lips.
BUT? If one is allowing their nasty,dirty,vile lil *Turd Shootin machine* of a Cat...to get UP on the counters/tables/Etc. , Any of the 'Common Eating Areas' of their Home?
EW! "No Thank You!" I would Not care to put Anything In My MOUTH , that has been touched by AnyBodies Feet (not even HUman Animals). People don't walk around, putting THEIR Feet up on counters, tables, etc. The 'Few' times i Have been at someones home, see that they let their CATs get Up/Onto/INto common FOOD areas? EW! I Know Instantly, that i would Never Eat at Their Home - EVER!
As for the pets being Present? During Naked *Snooky Snooky* time? Uh..."NO!"
Come On folks , That is what Doors are For. There Should be a Door Separating the 'couple' *and* Any/Every 'Other Beings'. If the 'couple' is Not 'In a Room'? Then ... The other Animals of the home should BE. In a room, with Door Closed - OR...OutSide.
There is NO Way , that I would be getting My *snooky snooky* on - whilst anyones
*Dog *Cat *Snake *Iguana *Hamster *Gerbil *Bird *Rat *Ferret *Tarantula *WhatEver
was CLOCKIN me/us...Huh UH! | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 6:33:28 PM | | Hahaha this thread is great!! I have never had a problem with my animals getting in the "way".. but then again I haven't really had sex since I got the kittens. I've never had a cat get in the way but I had an old boyfriend with a Lab named Hoss that once licked me downstairs afterwards. That was surprising. I laughed hysterically about it. I'm not uptight and whoever hangs with me better not be either! | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 6:41:13 PM | Haha, I figured some people would be truly grossed out about that. Not a big deal for me, it's not like I there was no running water around. I thought it was kinda cute. And NO I'M NOT INTO BEASTIALITY!
I tied a balloon on a string around his neck the next day and he barked at it for a long time. That made up for it.
Dogs are dogs! | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 6:48:58 PM | | I've lived with cats and/or dogs and other critters all of my life. It doesn't phase me in the least if they watch while I'm busy doing what they wish they were doing. Besides, I've never been pounced on or licked by one of my pets (the four legged, furry kind ) while "in the moment," so I guess I never gave it much thought. In any event, if I'm being intimate, I'm 150% into what my SO and I are doing, not what my pets are doing. They can be barfing up hairballs, doing each other, or having a romp on my slippers, and I wouldn't even notice | |
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| Lovemaking in front of pets
Posted: 2/5/2008 9:20:07 PM | Fr0m Crabstuffing:
Quoting: "Dogs are dogs."
So true.
Dogs are dogs and you know what that means if you know dogs.
They will hit on anything they can hang on.
They’ll sniff any disgusting pile of whatever and bury their nose in it.
They will eat the most putrid stuff and then wanna lick your face.
But you gotta love ‘em, because when no one else cares about you, they will because
they're just not too fussy.
Now cats are a whole 'nother thing. | |
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