| Good Kisser? Says Who?
Posted: 2/16/2008 12:54:22 PM | SlyKnight, your post made me really laugh ...especially this one:
3) 'The Goldfish'
Mouth bobs open and closed rhythmicly, like a goldfish gagging for oxygen. No use of tongue or other variation from said routine.
I cannot imagine anyone thinking "that" is the way to do it, but okay!
And gentlemen...listen up, as one poster stated, the cupping of hands around the face, gently but firmly, ahhhhhhhh I'm there. That's amazing. | |
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| Good Kisser? Says Who?
Posted: 2/16/2008 1:37:56 PM | I'm only as good as the guy I'm kissing.
I've dated two guys that I consider really good kissers and, with them, it was magic. On the other hand, if it's awkward and uninspiring then either one of us isn't a good kisser or there's just no passion brewing between us. Good kissing somewhat requires getting "lost" in the moment --- I'm talking being totally into him as opposed to the mind getting lost in thought and wandering off to create a shopping list. | |
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Posted: 2/16/2008 2:09:09 PM | In my experience, those who brag they are always ..... AREN'T. That type always starts out with ramming his tongue down one's throat or with his mouth w-i-d-e open and slobbers all over your face. Someone played a joke on these guys if they were told they were good kissers. YUCK!!! Talk about a turn-OFF.
One should start out with lips parted and progress from there. A French kiss is not tongue down throat. For those in doubt, go read some articles on the web on that very subject. | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 5:20:52 AM | I think we pretty much agree....................you have to have something to work with. No matter how good a kisser you may be, if they are coming at you like JAWS or Lassie, all you talent will be wasted. Save it up for somebody who can appreciate you.  | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 6:46:17 AM |  The Washing Machine.....I am dating that guy right now.... You know the kiss is in trouble when you have to tell him "soft tongue, slow down" over and over and over....
The very best kiss makes time stand still, makes the world melt away and let's you hear the mountains crumbling into the sea. Oh my yes! Here's a quote from Stranger In A Strange Land that I think sums it up nicely:
"When he kisses you, he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you, it's overwhelming". (Robert A. Heinlein)
When looking for that one, I also found these:
"'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul."
"The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss." - Anon
"When you kiss me, without uttering a single word, you speak to my soul." - Anon | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 7:41:25 AM | | We forgot the other one..............the windshield wiper-the tongue covers everything from the chin to the nose...........ewwwwww............ | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 8:57:01 AM | The kissee's proclaim me a good kisser. That's how I know. I don't decide I am for myself.
A bad kisser, to me, is the 'zombie kisser'. OMG, it only takes one zombie kiss to be instantly turned off and head for the hills. A zombie kisser, for those who don't know, is the guy who does the 'half closed eyes' and just opens his mouth like a dead fish, and being on the recieving end of it is like kissing the end of a water hose that's been laying in the sun and turned on full blast. Blech! Where's the puking smilie? | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 10:03:00 AM | lol ^^^
for future reference, it is
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Posted: 2/18/2008 11:49:23 AM |
I'm sorry, but the "good" of a kiss comes from what is in the minds behind the lips... in my opinion. The connection of the 2 people. Just the touch of lips... nothing else... can knock the socks off each of them, if the connection is there in the mind first.
A kiss just given with just "skill"? No thanks.
Yessssss!! The mental/emotional connection - makes it great -- nothing planned on how to kiss, just responding to each other 
"When he kisses you, he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you, it's overwhelming". (Robert A. Heinlein)
Again, nothing planned, just kissing without the mind working and saying anything, just kissing and reveling in the moment
"A kiss of less than three minutes is a disgrace" Author Unknown -- have heard this but if I have to look at a clock it isn't any good!!
I love kissing, it so defies description, it is more than erotic, sensual, pleasant, nice, great, terrific and all the other adjectives. Some say a kiss is just a kiss but a great kiss can't be beat!  | |
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Posted: 2/18/2008 12:08:06 PM | [NO ONE is a good kisser unless the OTHER ONE fits in with the first one's kiss.]
Too true....I dated the kisser from hell for 3 years and it just never got any better. I'm not really sure why...I eventually put it down to the fact that he didnt listen to any suggestions , and the heavy snorting / breathing wasnt romantic either.
I never had any trouble with anyone else I dated , all was just fine ....but with this guy, it never clicked , not from day one. Yes I continued to date him as he was a really nice guy....but bad kissing was a prelude to bad sex...
After 3 years of making suggestions and him not listening.....I gave up !!! | |
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Posted: 2/19/2008 7:14:39 AM | Awww........My heart rate is up after all this talk of the perfect kisser. I have read each post that describes the perfect kisser........now show me where they are...
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Posted: 2/19/2008 3:48:54 PM |
I'm not a perfect kisser either BUT always open for i m p r o v e m e n t.
I would say you are doing quite well right now........yummie
Kissing ... whether it is just a brush of lips or a meaningful kissing r o c k s!
Who all agree say, Yea.......... I just love to suck up to my over the pond friend.... | |
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Posted: 2/19/2008 4:07:14 PM | The ablility to not slobber all over yourself or the other person
I think it takes the rith amount of gentalness, movemnent , with a sence of knowing what the other is going to do and flow with it. Take breath here and there. Then go back in gentaly and smooch on the lips then a little tounge action as long as it mutual and not forced or to much teeeth! lol got to suck on each other lips a bit. it like CAVE EXPLORATION. for thing to come... if you know what i mean. Like a applicaion for things to come. Pass the test and you get the job. lol     | |
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Posted: 2/20/2008 10:06:31 PM | | My favorite kisser of all times that no one can beat pulled me on his lap sitting face to face and sucked on my lips.........still makes me tingle whenever i think it.......dang all that tingle is starting in my toes,,,,,,,,,,, Blue | |
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Posted: 2/24/2008 7:36:45 AM |
Good kisser:
1) Opens mouth.....WIDE
And all your ex's call you the "big-mouth bass" :)
But if you seriously think the mouth needs to wide open, I know the woman for you. The only one of those I have ever experienced, and that definitely did not make her a good kisser. Funny thing is, she kissed that way 30 years ago, she had since been married twice, I went out with her a couple times last year, and she still kissed the same way. | |
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Posted: 2/24/2008 3:27:05 PM |
....but bad kissing was a prelude to bad sex...
That's funny, and must be some truth to that...I had a female friend tell me once that she could pretty much tell if a guy was any good in bed be the way he kissed. From a personal standpoint, I don't know, because if they were a bad kisser, we never got as far as going to bed. Any of the women that I went to bed with were good kissers. Bad kissers ...never got that far. | |
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Posted: 2/24/2008 3:36:32 PM | Yes, it's a dealbreaker for sure, if the guy is a bad kisser, or even worse doesn't swallow before he kisses you and has a mouth full of saliva, that is pretty disgusting or he has bad breath, yes, even worse.
If he doesn't kiss well, then we will not have any romance. No dating, nothing at all.. | |
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Posted: 2/24/2008 4:52:12 PM | | Ok I have to share this story because you will all probably get a good laugh...After what I consider a HORRIBLE date he moves in to kiss me. he put his mouth on mine opened his mouth and just sat there didnt move nothing i tried to move my lips lips NOTHING... | |
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Posted: 2/24/2008 5:41:32 PM | | That guy was too strange. I would have asked him why he acted that way? Ha ha | |
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Posted: 2/24/2008 10:59:29 PM | i've had my share of bad kissers, and even a couple of horrible kissers. not saying i'm great, but i've been told i kiss very well by a few guys. i really enjoyed a few great kissers in my lifetime, but it's unfortunate that there were more bad than good. i'm willing to keep trying though :-D. it's also true that two people have to sort of mesh with each other or have similar kissing styles to really enjoy it IMHO.
i've had a couple of guys that bit my lips and that hurts. i've even gotten a fat lip in two spots from someone going at my lips full force. those teeth need to stay away from the tender lips and not make it feel like they're chomping at the bit. a kiss should be tender, or at least not "try to make me bleed" painful.
a kiss that's warm, soft and gentle, where the lips barely touch so you can feel the softness and shape of the lips is sooooo nice. then move on from there. i've had the tongue trying to touch my tonsils kind of kiss and, wow, talk about gagging. kissing and gagging reflex is so not good. only one thing comes to mind when a guy deep throats a woman with his tongue...um, that's not a good way to find out LOL. that's just yucky. | |
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Having said that I don't expect to be told if I'm a good kisser just like I would not tell my 
or seriously 
kisser. I would just not do that as deep down I do know that I'm not a perfect kisser either BUT always open for i m p r o v e m e n t. 
