| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 3/25/2008 12:18:28 PM | I saw this on a website this afternoon and feel that it's very suiting for me...LOL I'm going to adopt it as my very own.
I'm sure I could say this without being condescending, but that would give you the false impression that I respect you. | |
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sally0
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Joined: 4/28/2006
Msg: 27 | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 3/26/2008 7:07:54 PM | I found a great site the other day with a bunch of good ones someecards dot com. Some of my faves:
I couldn't make it through mondays without knowing you're equally miserable.
If you take one thing away from this Spitzer ordeal, let it be that your hourly rate is shockingly low. | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 3/27/2008 1:27:24 PM | | Im not about to start a battle of wits with someone whose clearly unarmed. | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 3/27/2008 1:28:16 PM |
I found a great site the other day with a bunch of good ones someecards dot com. Some of my faves:
I couldn't make it through mondays without knowing you're equally miserable.
If you take one thing away from this Spitzer ordeal, let it be that your hourly rate is shockingly low.
I'm hooked on that site! I've been sending cards all day!  | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 4/23/2008 6:08:35 AM | | Now I finally have proof that mental institutions have internet access for their patients.... | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 4/23/2008 7:54:08 AM | here's a quarter, call someone that cares.
your mother should have swallowed.
shake your head harder, i cant hear your brains rattle.
who beat you with the ugly stick?
If I wanted you that close to my Azz i'd have sent you an invitation.
So your the reason your right hand filed that restraining order?
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brolin
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Joined: 7/20/2007
Msg: 34 | |
| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 4/23/2008 10:00:14 PM | | did you ever notice that a wise person thinks before speaking--sorry for interupting | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 4/24/2008 12:50:41 AM | You've got about as much class as a klick sandwich.
His speach was as exciting as sunday and as long as monday.
He's as crazy as Joe Hunt's dog. (drown because he jumped into the river to get out of the rain) | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 4/25/2008 1:29:34 AM | Not sure if this had any class to is but its funny as heck.
the word ( DILLIGAF )
here is a link to a what it means by Kevin Bloody Wilson .
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI
Iv used this one at work a few times. LOL | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 4/25/2008 6:27:16 PM | Ya know, I would say it's nice to see/meet you, but why lie?
How ya doing today, not that I care..
You know what I like about you? Absolutley nothing!!
Your Mom called, she lied, your not that special.
Has anybody told you how gorgeous you are? I can see why not....
And who says, men can't be catty!!!!! | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 5/19/2008 6:04:08 AM | "Say, I went to college, stupid."
"Yes, and you came back stupid."
If it weren't for the olives in martinis he'd starve to death.
She's AT&T - Always Talking & Talking.
He's not a yes-man. When the boss says no, he says no.
His parents are trying to find a loophole in his birth certificate.
There, but for the grace of God, goes God.
"Will you lend me five dollars?"
"I'm sorry, I can't. I'm not thinking of making any permanent investments today." | |
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Ryn57
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Joined: 3/30/2008
Msg: 40 | |
| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 5/19/2008 10:44:08 AM | | "Don't get smart with me, stay stupid, I like you better that way" | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 8/10/2008 9:17:02 AM | I would have gone to the proctologist if I wanted to deal with a pain in the a$$
I need this like I need a 2nd arsehole
If I wanted your opinion I would have gave to you.
You are always talking when you should be listening.
When god was handing out brains he thought he said trains and didn’t want one.
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 8/10/2008 10:03:54 AM | | What I admire about you is the way you never let facts interfere with your opinions. | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 8/10/2008 1:54:49 PM | | You Suck!! And so did your mother!!!!!!!!!!!!! But at least she got paid for it!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 8/10/2008 8:10:00 PM | | Save your breath....you'll need it to blow up your girlfriend later. | |
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Posted: 1/6/2009 9:02:10 AM | "I can see now, why some mothers in the wild eat their young"
Dont let the door hit you on the way out
excuse me - you can leave now
wacking in the can, does not make you a member of the mile high club
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 1/6/2009 9:55:19 AM | When dealing with an annoying person who won't take a hint and leave:
Yeah, well, I have to be somewhere else listening to someone else right about now.
(Ricky Gervais) | |
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Posted: 1/6/2009 11:17:33 AM |
Not sure if this had any class to is but its funny as heck.
the word ( DILLIGAF )
here is a link to a what it means by Kevin Bloody Wilson .
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WxmUKVrT0iI
Iv used this one at work a few times. LOL
ROFL... thanx for the link , I watched the video... I pi**ed myself laughing, where should I send the cleaning bill?
( I know, I know... DILLIGAF ) | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 1/6/2009 12:42:42 PM | "I could tell just by looking at her that she was approaching approaching middle age, I just wasn't sure from which direction" - Bob Hope
"Never argue with an idiot, he'll pull you down to his level and then beat you with experience."
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts — for support rather than illumination." —Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"She has a face like a Yak's Backside...and a backside like a yak's face."
"No man ever went so far with such little mental equipment"
"Do you have any kids?"
"NO"
"Lucky for them"
"Make me a promise, don't ever breed" | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 1/6/2009 8:07:57 PM | I heard when you were a kid, they would tie a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you!!!
Now I know why tigers eat their young!!
No I have no Children...I swallowed soooo! much of that stuff...and never did get pregnant!!
A woman without an ***hole?????....DIVORCED
You are sooooo!!! Ugly even the tide won't take you out!!! | |
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| When Insults Had Class
Posted: 1/6/2009 11:05:25 PM | Forgot my all time favorite, from Mel Gibson in the Movie Maverick.
"She's so ugly that when she's having sex she has to pretend that SHE'S somebody else." | |
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