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Posted: 2/24/2008 11:09:22 PM | This is a great American past-time and one of the reasons why the terrorists hate us. lol. j/k I would actually prefer if she would be doing the releasing of the air rather than myself, at least her "wind" will be odorless. I'm not saying that women don't release the other kind of wind at some point in time in bed, because believe me, they do. It's just something you laugh off. Better to have more things to be happy about instead of being self- conscious of. Now.... if this were to happen in the back seat of a car that had leather seats, you could just blame it on the car if you felt bad enough about it. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 1:07:47 PM | | haaahahaha i just read someone's post how it's funny and your doing somthing right. lol | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 1:57:43 PM | [The most EMBARASING queffe was when an ex of mine made a HUGE production of going cowgirl, straddling it. Rimming it, stating "you've never had anything like this" and then slammed down *QUEFFE!!!*
I could not stop laughing for about 20 minutes. The more she slapped me telling me it wasn't cool, the more I laughed. it wasn't until she lightened up that we were able to have some fun with it and continue. Ladies, it happens, guys fart ALL the damn time. It's just not a big deal and we'll laugh simply because of the crap you give us when we do - so deal with it, preferably with grace and humor. ;)]
I would have straight smacked the Sh*t out of you , thats just NASTY!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 2:17:42 PM | I have to agree with BC: It'll happen more if you're doing alot of withdrawing and inserting.
Put it in and leave it in until all players in play are happy. And if it does happen, laugh about it and move on. | |
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Posted: 6/23/2008 2:21:17 PM | hmmmm -gives new meaning to the term "burping your worm"  | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 9:04:01 PM |
I "queefed" for the first time this weekend while having sex with my boyfriend, I didnt know how to react, but I couldnt control my laughter
this hasn't happened to me, but if it did i think i'd burst out laughing too lmao! i don't think i'd stop though, i'd keep going -having sex that is!! | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 9:17:04 PM | | honestly, and this may sound sort of shallow... but whether or not it is a turn off will depend on how hot she is... but it's definitely not a turn on per se. But if it is someone i love, which is what i'm looking for, then it won't really matter... i'll smile with her and even kiss her there. | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 9:25:13 PM | | queefing is really called a **** fart but ithappens when you have sex and while having sex air get trapped in **** and when guys pulls out it sounds like a fart not anyones fault just sexaul act that happens | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 9:30:55 PM | | Haha! it happens all the time. It's hilarious! You just keep on going and laugh your ass off while you do. :D | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 9:38:32 PM | | ok. so why is queefing an ok topic but i put up a thread called "cunnilingus only relationship" and it gets deleted?? What did I do wrong? | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 11:29:25 PM | | I think it got flagged for redundancy. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 5:05:36 AM | | My partners and I have always just laughed at the silliness of it and kept on with the hotness. Sex is full of silly noises, and the entire concept of moving pointy bits repeatedly in and out of squishy bits is really quite silly--so enjoy the silliness and laugh at it! | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:05:55 AM | | If we can't laugh at ourselves, we're not having enough fun. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:10:22 AM | | one of my partners does this every time we have sex. I mean she does it multiple times during sex. why is that? anyone know? | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:26:23 AM | i think its awesome when it happen, it all good just move along laugh about it
beside i thought sex was suppose to be fun
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:41:29 AM | | Isn't sex great, it causes all kinds of things for us to talk about. Totally natural, can't stop it from happening if it is, so laugh about it and keep on, well you know. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:51:51 AM | LOL Vaxplant, that made my day.
Yeah, it's embarassing, but having a good sense of humor in the sack can enhance the intimacy. There are a few tricks to preventing it from happening though. Sometimes you can sense the build up of air. If you have an opportunity (like switching positions), spread your labia and expell it with a strong contraction. Or, avoid having him fully exiting you and entering you repeatedly. Or, when he enters, contract your walls so there is no space to push air into.
Ugh, so graphic. Can avoid it to some degree, but it'll still happen. :) have fun smexing! | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 11:47:05 AM | | Never knew there was a name for it. It's just air exiting from the in and out action. Just a natural part of vigorous lovemaking. Is kinda funny, though. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 12:01:14 PM | | It's a big turn-on. Love any and all female noises. | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 12:14:46 PM | Just like a good belch after a wonderful "full" dinner, a belch from the vagina says about the same thing.....
It can even be more interesting when it happens as she gets out of bed and heads towards the bathroom, belching all the way with every other step, and all you have to do is ask, "which" orifice did that one come from......
Usually this happens when you have intense love making, or a marathon sexual activity, which involves multiple positions over and over. Nothing to do about it, but smile, or laugh and know that both did their job quite well......
Just my opinion.......   | |
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Posted: 2/18/2009 3:51:10 PM | | I can not believe there are TWO threads on this topic.... sad to say but the moderation here is like a kangaroo court! | |
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Posted: 2/18/2009 4:47:18 PM | lol and remember...
queefing + water = better than Bellagio fountains
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Posted: 2/18/2009 5:34:56 PM |
It would be best if you gals didn't put Alka Seltzer® tablets in there.
Fruit flavored Tums are much better - much higher in Calcium.
Really, I don't know why this is such a big issue, it's a non issue if the male just acts like a gentleman and takes responsibility for appropriately relieving the trapped air that he introduced. Every guy knows what to do, I'm surprised (disappointed, really) that so few do the right thing... | |
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Posted: 2/19/2009 7:14:12 PM |
I'm surprised (disappointed, really) that so few do the right thing...
lol, you make it sound sooo d~r~a~m~a~t~i~c!  | |
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Posted: 2/19/2009 7:17:18 PM |
Alka Seltzer tablets are a no-no? Dam*! That's what I"ve been doing wrong all these years! Help! Im being attacked by a rabid kittie! | |
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