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sarcastic_smileygirl

Joined: 10/13/2005
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How far will you go to get the attention of someone? Posted: 3/8/2008 2:01:01 PM
Why is it when I put up my pole, there's always some damn seagull that comes along and sits down and poops on it.... If you have people or animals, or other mammals, birds, reptiles etc. pooping on your pole, you have far greater issues than getting someone's attention...

Mominatrix

Joined: 7/5/2006
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How far will you go to get the attention of someone? Posted: 3/8/2008 2:06:36 PM
Inquiring minds want to know, why are members of the animalia kingdom, attracted so vehemently to make fecal expressions of love or disgust on your pole? I have here on my boookshelf, a copy of "The Young's Guide to Personal Hygiene." Perhaps I could loan it to you?

sarcastic_smileygirl

Joined: 10/13/2005
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How far will you go to get the attention of someone? Posted: 3/8/2008 2:15:35 PM
Maybe if you work your pole-a lil in, and out, left, right-nothing could land on it? Be glad it's landing on your pole, and not your face I suppose.

AliBabble

Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 29

How far will you go to get the attention of someone? Posted: 3/8/2008 4:04:09 PM
I heard it's good for the complexion....

Barbe1963

Joined: 9/30/2007
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How far will you go to get the attention of someone? Posted: 3/8/2008 4:22:22 PM
^^^^ hmm...I think that would give new meaning to the term sh*t faced.

Mominatrix

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How far will you go to get the attention of someone? Posted: 3/8/2008 4:59:01 PM
Yes, we call that a fecial. OT, a 12 foot bull whip works.

sirorick

Joined: 2/11/2008
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How far will you go to get the attention of someone? Posted: 3/8/2008 5:22:23 PM
Try saying, "nice eyes," next time. Will get his attention and can see the response. Say something at least or opportunity will be walking by.

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