| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 1:04:43 PM |
One of my guy friends wants to go shoe shopping with me and when questioned, claims no foot fetish and he's not gay.
One of your guy friends must be a liar. There's no way a Real Man™ would volunteer to go shoe shopping with a woman. It's just not natural. Perhaps there a bit of ophidia in herba is this? | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/8/2008 1:05:41 PM |
One of my guy friends wants to go shoe shopping with me and when questioned, claims no foot fetish and he's not gay Foot fetish is not synonymous with gay. Foot fetish is compatible with Mominatrix. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/9/2008 4:23:23 PM |
Foot fetish is not synonymous with gay.
No, but wanting to go shoe shopping with a woman when one does not have a foot fetish is gay.
I'm cold, I better put a sweater on!
Mister Rogers might have said that. | |
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Joined: 3/3/2008
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/10/2008 9:31:42 AM |
I don't want a blow job... it's all about you tonight.
OMG! I'm NOT supposed to say that? I've been doing it wrong all these years? (Yes, I've read "She Comes First" by Ian Kerner). | |
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Joined: 3/3/2008
Msg: 36 | |
| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/10/2008 9:45:47 AM | ^^ Hello... the woman should come first ALWAYS.
"I don't want a blow job tonight"... meant he doesn't want one tonight period! | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/10/2008 8:01:13 PM | | I wonder if she is staring at my male cleavage; and if she is, then I better stop getting taste samples of all 31 flavors at Baskin Robbins. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/10/2008 8:39:28 PM | Hello, women always come first with me. Then the pressure is off. I could give fish references but chivalry prevents me. (do I get chivalry points for that?)
I feel it is time for us to make a commitment.
My biological clock is ticking.
I would rather we lived together.
Can we just cuddle tonight?
Here, I brought you breakfast in bed.
If you really want a breast reduction I will pay for it.
I really prefer a woman with some meat on her.
I bought you flowers for no other reason than I love you.
I feel we need to take a break from eachother, for a while. | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/12/2008 7:39:59 PM | Most of these responses, though good, are things a man would SAY. If I remember my third-grade reading skills, this thread is titled, "Things a guy would never THINK". In that vein, I offer:
"That hot waitress didn't want me."
"Hopefully, the office hottie with the low-cut top won't come by my desk."
"Did I put the toilet seat down? Or did I leave it up? I can't remember."
"I'm really glad that good-looking guy at the bar is chatting up my girl. It will help her self-esteem."
"I wonder if Joe will accompany me to the men's room?" | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/12/2008 8:06:04 PM | You quoted every thing you thought. Therefore you must have said it. If you were quoting a thought would you have used a 'quote'? Right? I am not good at punctuation.
Just asking. | |
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Posted: 3/14/2008 7:50:30 AM | I must go home and bake 200 cookies for all of those wonderful people at the office tonight!
I have sooooo been neglecting you! How about an hour-long full-body massage?
No need to reciprocate, Honey... I want to recapture some of that magic we had on our honeymoon.
Do you want those with or without Wings?
My muscles are too big! It makes my head look tiny.
No, I don't need a raise! I am just happy to be working here.
That football game is too loud!
No, that purse really does go with those shoes!
Isn't that baby dress adorable?! I want to paint my walls that same shade of cherry-blossom pink!
No, I don't really like getting head... But, I'll take care of you if you want...?
Sure Baby, it's your weekend to have the remote!
I need to get a smaller T.V.
That actress needs to eat a cheeseburger! | |
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| things a guy would never think
Posted: 3/16/2008 5:36:03 AM | Take a break from shaving tonight, hon. Really.....I don't care
Sleep as late as you want and I'll be very quiet
Please.....get comfortable and read all you want. You'll never know I'm here | |
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| things a guy would never think to say.
Posted: 3/17/2008 1:32:46 PM | This is the most hilarious thread.
How about: Heather McCartney was robbed. She should have gotten at least half Paul's assets. | |
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Posted: 3/17/2008 8:12:58 PM | Heather is a weed that grows in swamps in England. She was offered 100 mil. and went to court to get less. Hate to say dumb blond. Think she kept her brains in her ... left leg?
O.T.
Am I a good listener?
Was she faking?
Does my crotch smell like mushrooms?
What does it taste like?
Does she just love me for my looks? | |
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| things a guy would never think ...
Posted: 3/17/2008 8:52:02 PM | "things I guy would NEVER think..." Hello Barbe! Earth, calling Barbe!
I have been told a guys crotch smells like mushrooms. Gurls tuna, guys mushrooms.
I do not fricken know Barbe, I have never smelled a guys crotch 'scept my Johnsons' Baby Powder own.
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