| Lets talk sex
Posted: 4/22/2008 11:54:17 AM | I agree with Sue Johnson
on what she said today
children should be taught
to masturbate with a condom on
lets face it - its really the way
cos when they get older and need it
their**** don't like them to stay
and they dont stay as hard as they'd like
to help prolong their play
regular daily practice
with a condom on
will help them overcome
their pleasure will prolong
of course this means a quandary
who is gonna pay?
I think the government should provide
them all for free
to stem a flowing tide
of sickness and disease
you can of course ignore this advice
as and when you please
but dont say I didn't warn ya
my libido's in deep freeze | |
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| A little ditty
Posted: 4/22/2008 11:56:14 AM | I thought I was God
B4 I met u
and when u *ucked me baby
I know u thought
u were God 2 | |
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| for St George's Day
Posted: 4/23/2008 11:40:56 AM | and a big thanks to England for making me this way.....
So you think you are right
you have God on your side
well I've got a trinity
Daddy - He's God
and then there is you and me
we each have a bit of a devil
It's something we can't deny
the devil can be good too
cos if you let people rule you
they will walk all over you
so to all the Eve's that
live in this world
I pray that you all will rise
and help to bring
peace to this world
you have the power
open your eyes
I don't want to take over
I leave that to your choice
equality is what I want
it is what we all deserve
we are just one big pack of animals
the earth is not a male preserve
lets restore the balance
bring some harmony
take everyone to heaven
if it's where they want to be
God is calling you
and he is calling you to me
he is teaching me his magic
and it's something
you must see | |
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| Just be yourself
Posted: 4/24/2008 2:43:00 PM | just be yourself
thats all you need to be
keep trying to improve
thats enough to impress me
I so want to be
in your arms
and if we cant resist
each others charms
then take me home
with you
then I'll show ya
what ya been missing
and I'll let ya lick it too | |
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| from back to ranting in general
Posted: 4/25/2008 10:58:06 AM | Posted: 4/25/2008 6 44 PM
I am glad you brought up the VA
quite a scandal - oh what hey hey
12,000 commit suicide in one year
something smells fishy to me
I guess all those guys now dead
wont be a drain on society
cos who gives a damn
who gives a toss
send our men off to war
some sad mother's loss
she'll be crying
others will be dying
all in the name of what
to increase the riches
and power
of a particular despot | |
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| Royal Flush
Posted: 4/26/2008 1:40:44 AM | She appeared in the night
a violet rainbow
people just danced
at her feet
she sensed the loss
of the world
as she cavorted and twirled
her love she did not meet
young men want to kiss her
I can understand why
they think she's a party animal
not the least bit shy
no-one really knows her
and they never, ever will
she takes her secrets
to the grave
lonelyness a bitter pill | |
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| Blue Magic
Posted: 4/26/2008 2:48:30 PM | Selling something twice as good
for only half the price
Blue magic - American Gangster
showed how life is just not nice
for the majority it seems
the lesson is never learned
they gave up on God long ago
their only option hell
might aswell just close my eyes
I've already rung the bell
and then as if by magic charm
a melody rang out
"Walking in a wonderland
of love - I hear you shout"
lyrics produced below:
Sleigh bells ring, are you list'ning?
In the lane, snow is glist'ning'
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
Gone away is the blue bird
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song as we go along
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say "Are you married?"
We'll say "No, man!
But you can do the job when you're in town
Later on we'll conspire as we dream by the fire
To face unafraid, the plans that we've made
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
Sleigh bells ring, are you list'ning?
In the lane, snow is glist'ning'
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
Gone away is the blue bird
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song as we go along
Walkin' in a winter wonderland | |
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| Blue Magic
Posted: 4/26/2008 8:19:51 PM | ;)
I want 2 'whistle' along . . . | |
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| Blue Magic
Posted: 4/27/2008 12:50:29 AM | | always gets me singing but whistling makes a nice backdrop! | |
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| Alice in Chains: Brother
Posted: 4/27/2008 1:01:16 AM | Frozen in the place I hide
Not afraid to paint my sky with
Some who say Ive lost my mind
Brother try and hope to find
You were always so far away
I know that pain so dont you run away
Like you used to do
Roses in a vase of white
Bloodied by the thorns beside the leaves
That fall because my hand is
Pulling them hard as I can
You were always so far away
I know that pain and I wont run away
Like I used to do
Pictures in a box at home
Yellowing and green with mold
So I can barely see your face
Wonder how that color taste
You were always so far away
I know the way so dont you run away
Like you used to do
Like you used to do | |
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| The Little Mermaid
Posted: 4/28/2008 12:44:36 PM | (Maybe he's right. Maybe there is something the matter with me.
I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.)
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!
Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their daughters
Proper women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world | |
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| If
Posted: 4/29/2008 1:02:55 AM | If you really want your heart to mend
If you really want me to be your friend
then follow the Golden Rule
next time that you see me
invite me to a game of pool
don't leave it to passing eyes
you know I have the power
to stun and hypnotise
with two of us together
we will stand united
divided we still fall
we just keep on getting deeper babe
since that night upon the wall
I saw you from behind
in a crowd of many
I recognised your arse
it wasn't getting any
and your white pant pockets (my favourite)
were all curled up
so next time that you see me
don't leave it to luck
I leave the approach to do
don't worry I won't say *uck off
cos I am not as cruel as you
I want to feel you inside me
I want to feel you explode
yeh you know what
I am talking about
It's time to shoot your load | |
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| Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:08:50 PM | Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
I wanna use you and abuse you
I wanna know what's inside you
(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Movin' on!
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you
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| There must be an Angel - Eurythmics
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:12:30 PM | No-one on earth could feel like this.
I'm thrown and overblown with bliss.
There must be an angel
Playing with my heart.
I walk into an empty room
And suddenly my heart goes "boom"!
It's an orchestra of angels
And they're playing with my heart.
(must be talking to an angel)
No-one on earth could feel like this.
I'm thrown and overblown with bliss.
There must be an angel
Playing with my heart.
And when I think that I'm alone
It seems there's more of us at home.
It's a multitude of angels
And they're playing with my heart.
Chorus repeats.
I must be hallucinating
Watching angels celebrating.
Could this be reactivating
All my senses dislocating?
This must be a strange deception
By celestial intervention.
Leaving me the recollection
Of your heavenly connection.
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| Requiem
Posted: 4/30/2008 1:14:00 PM | Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini
refers always to a guy
so can't a girl get to come too?
not with religion
it just wont do
then there is culture
with female circumcision
a female pope
would bring derision
keep women down
lock them in prison
just like that father on the news
*ucked his daughter over
probably hated jews
and then there is the Honour killings
family will kill their siblings
it really makes me sick
I know I am not a man
but you all can "Suck my**** | |
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| Requiem
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:47:37 AM | Translation
Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini
Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord | |
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| from Dead Poet's Society
Posted: 5/1/2008 12:51:53 AM | Following a dream
Posted: 4/30/2008 11 25 AM
This belongs here!!!
I wouldn't swop you for
12 Tom Cruises
in fact men like that
are really the losers
never really knowing
if love was a growing
or just the life they provide
me - I know what I have got
I have love growing inside
I don't want you for security
or a trophy on my arm
I don't want you for passionate sex
but we'll have it my love without harm
I want you just cos I love you
the way you make me feel inside
I want you as my partner
for my universal ride
one and one together
don't always make a two
cos together there is three of us
I know that God's with you
Tonight I woke up crying
at a quarter to three
watched some of "Dead Famous" on TV
The spirit of "Billy the Kid"
was crying out to me
Chris was the ghost hunter
they mentioned "Stinkin springs"
it was my dream that woke me
it told me many things
"Could Steve confirm what
Chris picked up?"
he did, and this I can tell
on April 28th died the man
J.W. Bell
Then I switched to MGM
"A little harmless sex"
switched again to EWTN
heard "It was a wake up call"
The night that Jesus died
he broke the bread
he blessed it
and passed it on to all | |
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| from Dead Poet's Society
Posted: 5/2/2008 4:09:25 AM | hmm,
yes, I am vocal . . .
I love 2 hate U & I hate 2 love U!
I muse your wanderings . . .
xxxsss & ooosss
a pleasant distraction
what is Up Now . . . ? !
hmm . . .
I will drop in & keep checking
I don't mean 2 bother U, or your musing(s) . . .
U entertain mine !
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| Ms Entertainment
Posted: 5/2/2008 12:30:53 PM | Love me or hate me
I dont really care
as long as you
are entertained
I have done my job
so there! | |
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| Why is he so "Special"
Posted: 5/2/2008 1:00:19 PM | Well "I" will tell you why
although he is a grown man
with attitude to spare
he possesses something
no-one else has
it's something very rare
inside his mind
is a little girl
crying to be let out
inside my mind is
a little boy who wants
to scream and shout
he is my only playmate
my only real true friend
I have not told him
I read his mind
so these fond wishes
to him I send
they get to him eventually
a bit like pixie dust
one big blow
and it's everywhere
like metal eaten by rust
He is the only man
who has truly set me free
when I stand next to him
I fly
It's the way
We are meant to be | |
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| Strong by LeAnn Rimes
Posted: 5/3/2008 9:45:48 AM | just how I am feeling............
The light of my life's been stolen
I've walked in every shade of black
And I never thought I would get me back
It's funny how life can change you
And make you who you are today
I wonder if God set it up that way
For me to be...
Strong, even when it hurts
The heat, it's gonna burn
Gotta let it go
Strong, Strong
Make a big mistake and never run away
There's nothing like this feeling
To be free and unafraid
Who ever thought I could be this brave?
Learning every day
Strong, even when it hurts
The heat, it's gonna burn
Gotta let it go
Strong, Strong
Make a big mistake and never run away
I wanna push away the boundaries
I wanna love outside the lines
I wanna sail in the sun
Be okay
And fight for my life
Whatever comes
Whatever breaks
I'll stand up straight
Strong, even when it hurts
The heat, it's gonna burn
Gotta let it go
Strong, Strong
Make a big mistake and never run away
Never run away
No, no, no
Strong!
Strong! | |
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| (unsure)
Posted: 5/3/2008 10:23:27 AM | he came he saw he went
he pitched up his tent
found thatfood for thought
was all around
but he gave it up for lent
the cows had penned him in
he took it as paying for a sin
then he found modern living was all around
so he picked up his rubbish
and put it in the bin
his peace was shattered when
he was rudely woken so then
he got out his bed
scratched his head
and decided to count to ten
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