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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 5:56:45 PM | | Personally, I have never said a "line" to break up with someone. I think that if I am with someoen they deserve to be respected enough to get the truth. I never would want to hurt someone and leave them with no closure. It sucks to be rejected and I don't want someone to look back and be all sad or hate me because I was mean to them! | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 6:29:44 PM | | None of this is hate, or being mean for that matter, the point of it is, in hindsight, instead of the honesty, what was the song and dance you got or used to get out of a potentially stocky situation. ( I could be wrong ) | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 6:49:32 PM |
Next time I break up with someone I'm gonna try, 'it's not me, it's you
Well the funny thing about it was that I don't think he caught that when I said it. I bet he got home and did a Homer Simpson "DOH"  I was just fed up at that point though. The guy thrived on melodrama and I just blurted that one out after yet another evening of hysteria over some imagined issue. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 10:12:37 PM | we're at different points in our lives
you'll thank me for this, its best for both of us
I don't I am ready for chipmunks and duct tape | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/29/2005 10:12:56 PM | I don't want to make another thread for this because it's sort of on topic, but the break up line i WANT to hear someday is:
"That's it, you have ruined me for other women. I will never again date a woman because I have now dated THE WOMAN to end all WOMEN and must now turn gay or go without forever. I'm only leaving you because I feel guilty bogarting THE WOMAN."
Heh.
What are the odds, do you think?
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/30/2005 3:46:01 PM | Ha. I was told that he wanted to slow things down because my separartion bothered him and he was afraid of getting hurt.
After a few more conversations, I realized "slow" meant not actually dating. Just friends, as he goes and dates someone else. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/30/2005 7:58:53 PM | I've heard them all
1) I really like you alot but i'd rather be your friend
2) She goes out with you and then says "i still haven't gotten over the last guy i dated"
3) Yea right?
4) It's not you it's me
5) you don't have a nice car
6) you aren't rich enough | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/30/2005 8:08:19 PM | i got the master of break up, it was not poetic, it was flat out mean
"i dont have time in my life for someone like you..."
makes me wonder everyday what she meant by that... | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/30/2005 8:20:51 PM | The newest one ... i have an online boyfriend
Your a nice guy , you'll meet someone awesome
Your an anoying whore!
I hate you , your a virgin! | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/31/2005 12:26:28 AM | "I don't know what I want"
I didn't know that was a break up line.
Man, I'm so naive. My ex said that and I considered she was sincere about her feelings, two weeks later I see her in the clubs with some other dude.
I guess I'm a 'mimbo' just withput the perkiness and attraction.lol | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/31/2005 8:38:57 AM | From my estranged (soon-to-be-ex) husband "Im happy being celibate, so should you...." lets just say he did not mean it as a break up line, but I took it as one and got the hell out! | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/31/2005 8:45:25 AM | "I want your brother..." lol JOKING!!!
Used (seriously...haha Throw me a bone, being young and brave is tuff work):
"You leave your wet towels on my floor..." (no it wasn't the real reason)
"You expect me to introduce you to my mom as he serves coffee?" haha We both broke it off there, obviously...poor guy
"Call me crazy but I want my guy dreaming of me, not girls with curfew's" He deserved it...
Heard:
"You're difficult." WTF is that supposed to mean? haha
"You have dreams and stuff...and like school? Sorry...but you'd be too busy to take care of the kids."
"I'm bored...I'm over it..." | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 5/31/2005 9:32:33 AM | break up lines i've heard SERIOUSLY
"i fell out of love with you." he started dating another girl a week later.
"I just dont have time for you" wtf?
"sorry, but i just started seeing your best friend" NO JOKE! HE ACTUALLY DID THIS
and the classic
"my garage band is gonna get famous and you're holding me back" I ACTUALLY HEARD THIS | |
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