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 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 51
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we need to see other people.i wonder how long she had been screwing him when she told me that.
 astrosky
Joined: 2/6/2005
Msg: 52
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 9:56:08 AM
It's my way or the highway (I chose the highway)
 komet155
Joined: 4/24/2005
Msg: 53
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 11:00:13 AM
Woman: "I cant see you anymore. My husband found out."
Me: "WHAT? You're MARRIED?????????"
 spiceygamble
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 54
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 1:13:09 PM
"I'm in love w/you so I felt it was best to break things off before someone gets hurt"
oh, the humanity.
 smilincaligal198
Joined: 5/30/2005
Msg: 55
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 1:14:44 PM
the its not you, its me, or i just wanna be friends. those are so lame. sadly i am guily of using these.
 averagejay
Joined: 6/4/2005
Msg: 56
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/6/2005 4:46:42 PM
I was told by a girl when I was 23 that she just found out she had cancer and was accepted into the military and that we couldn't date anymore.......??? uhhh ok whatever
 cuddles101
Joined: 5/31/2005
Msg: 57
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/15/2005 6:29:10 PM
we are different philosopically HA HA HA!
 hugs4umm
Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 58
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/15/2005 9:22:49 PM
" its over, deal with it "
 2CuddleU
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 59
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/15/2005 11:38:30 PM
well my ex said i dont have those feelings that you want me too and i dont want to go back to that and im having fun with friends and only want to be friends with you...Mind you 2 years together and wants to be with friends 3 days later my so called mate come up to me and told me he has feelings and so does she. what a bluddy joke.. ahh well try try try again and move on..
 hugs4umm
Joined: 5/14/2005
Msg: 60
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 8:37:38 AM
I'm sorry, we're all out of rocky road....................it was not a break up.........but I went home alone...........................unsatisfied....it felt like a break up...wahhhh
 caspian0187
Joined: 5/16/2005
Msg: 61
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 8:41:12 AM
"I dont deserve someone like you....you deserve better, Im doing this for you"

wow that memory sucks!
 DKNWhy
Joined: 2/16/2005
Msg: 62
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 8:59:45 AM
No breakup line is pretty bad, too. One sec they're there, then *poof*, they're gone.

Seen more than a few hearts broken by that one.
 pykajiura
Joined: 6/18/2005
Msg: 63
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 9:57:45 AM
OH wow, sorry for any of you who have received them, and yes I have had them. But some of them were pretty damn funny.

Though any of you ever though of cunning come back to it. Me and a couple of friends thought of some, which are pretty mean but meh.

- It's not you, it's me: - I know, what could be wrong with me
- We should start seeing other people: - You're right, I will be by next Friday to pick your mom up.
- I'm not good enough for you: - You just finally realised that
- Thank God It's Over :- See I told you there was a god
- I'm in love w/you so I felt it was best to break things off before someone gets hurt: - So don't let the door hit you on the a** on the way out.

Any of you come up with any?
 greycat
Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 64
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 10:00:25 AM
Worst break up line used on me? "Meet my new boyfriend." "You're not mad are you." Happened after a year.
 DKNWhy
Joined: 2/16/2005
Msg: 65
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 10:04:09 AM
Holy sheesh!
 greycat
Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 66
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 10:08:32 AM
Indeed. It stung.
 pykajiura
Joined: 6/18/2005
Msg: 67
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 6/18/2005 10:19:54 AM
Oh damn, how could someone actually do that.
 spiceygamble
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 68
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 6:56:01 PM
"I'm just gonna take this call real quick"
Since they were never seen again, I'm assuming it was a break up line.
Hmmmph!
 shadowgirl58
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 69
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:02:19 PM
" I can't be with you as my mom thinks I shouldn't have a realtionship with anyone now"

*[the snake in the grass]any ol' excuse will do...
 Puppy_Love
Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 70
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:48:37 PM
"no, I'm not seeing someone else." (from a five year marriage)
 dietcola
Joined: 7/15/2004
Msg: 71
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 7:56:30 PM
well i got the "leaving in the middle of the night, never to see her again" goodbye and then there was the "ur too good for me " line which really cracked me up, but on the bright side i was once called "powerful and manipulative" by someones mother, hahahaha.




dc
"going my wayyyyyy?"
 jimi77
Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 72
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 8:00:03 PM
GRRRRR... well i love you but i don't love you, love you..



so your going to hurt me.. but not hurt me, hurt me..
 Porkovitch
Joined: 1/12/2005
Msg: 73
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 8:12:19 PM
"I want my pictures. They are not just yours, but ours. I'm in them too. It makes me happy to look at them."

Which ones exactly? The ones that you're by yourself?
 r324
Joined: 7/13/2005
Msg: 74
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 9:24:34 PM
Heard --> "ummm...I can do better than you" or "it's another $200 for the next hour"
 Sasquatch2
Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 75
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 9:26:48 PM
I can empathize,Greycat.I got told,"Congratulate me,I'm engaged!"-WTF?
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