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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/15/2005 10:01:07 PM | told him..."You cut your crust...don't cover the toothpaste when you're done with it...I can't stand your wet towels on the bed...and on yeah! You don't give my dog Dasani, you give him Aquafina! You suck!" (btw, totally joking) I don't know about the 'worst'  but I've used some pretty un-detailed ones...(we just don't get along...or something like that) | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/16/2005 12:14:38 AM | I had a guy break up with me by telling me he was getting the "friendship vibe" and he didn't know why....'cause I was soo hot!! (now did I give him the friendship vibe WHILE I was sucking his c*ck....or was that AFTER??? what a MORON!!!)
Then he told me that he wasn't a "commitment-phobe" because he's been seeing this other girl for almost a year now...and she treats him great but he doesn't want to settle down with her either. (what a class act, I tell ya!) Un-freakin-believable!!!!
But could we still hang out and play guitar together?? I mean he does value that friendship we had....*rolling my eyes* | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/30/2005 3:45:40 PM | So guy randomly stops talking to me. It's the first time this has ever happened to me, so I assume that either I called him up in the middle of the night drunk and said something horrible, or he's just not worth it. As a joke, my friend calls him up and says she's worried about me because I'm missing and she wants to know if he's seen me. He calls back in a panic the next day and she tells him I'm fine. He calls and asks if I'm all right (first time I've talked to him in a month) and when I say I'm fine, he tells me he was really worried about me...you see, he really started to care about me a lot, so he had to stop talking to me.
Oh, I get it....wtf? | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/30/2005 5:55:38 PM | | @sarahmichaels: as bad as that line was, there is truth in it.....you can love someone, but not be in love with them.....there is a huge difference!! I think my ex and i lasted in our relationship as long as we did because we did have some degree of love for one another.....however, we were not in love with each other for many years. we never allowed what love that was there to grow....we never nurtured it....it just died out over time. as for the worse line said to me, "you deserve better".....now, give me a break. do i not get a say-so in the matter?!?!?! i get tired of that one for sure!! | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/5/2005 3:18:14 PM | ok how about this...(yes at 26yrs old) i have to get circumsized and i cant go the 2 weeks the doctor said i can't have sex with you around cause id get hard and it would hurt...plus id want to show my love for you and would be able to do it so i think we should say good bye"
that was the funniest ever...turns out tho he actually did get it done and we got back together 2 weeks later and it lasted another year b4 he ****ed my best friend haha | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/6/2005 12:38:42 AM | | How about this, (keep in mind that we have been going out for a lil over a year) "I have loved you more than anything since we started going out, but since you won't convert to my religion, I know that you won't ever make me fully happy, so I have fallen out of love with you" isn't that just a stab in the heart and a kick in the balls? | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/6/2005 1:19:51 AM | Here's a good one. I'd been dating a guy for 8 months and we were getting very serious. I was, at the time, in the hiring process to work for the Sheriffs Dept (a very very stressful year out of your life if some of you out there aren't familiar with it). So after I turned in my papers for my background check, I decided to go on a road trip for a couple of weeks and just let out some steam. My boyfriend was not invited. I just wanted to be alone.
I was gone two weeks. When I got back, he said that he was going to go visit some family out of state and that he'd be gone three weeks. The time elapsed between them finishing my background check, me giving three weeks notice to my old job, and starting training on my new job was five weeks.
When he called, I asked if everything was okay because he was gone for five weeks instead of three. I wasn't mad, just curious.
But then he said "I was only gone three weeks." Lied to me. I hate liars.
So I hung up on him and he never called back. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/6/2005 1:57:45 AM | Hmm...
Let's see, I've gotten all the classics the worst thing said by me's probably been
"I just can't date you"
In hindsight it sounds really cold. But it's important to be honest, I think. Still, a bit cold.
And the worst I've ever heard:
"You're just too nice"
"We just get along too well to NOT be friends, and I think that's what we should do."
"I just... I'm just no good at that whole girlfriend/boyfriend thing"
Damn-->"Get out"
Ouch-->"You don't have anything to offer me or anyone else"
Cold as ice -->"I'm moving to Orlando, and I don't want you to come with me" (she changed her mind a couple weeks later.) | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/6/2005 2:03:41 AM | It always starts with "We need to talk", doesn't it? Nothing good has ever come out of that. Words of doom that should be burnt on the gates of Hell itself.
The worst line I ever heard for a breakup was used four years ago. It started with those words, and ended with "Can I just do this until I get it out of my system?" She, of course, was refering to her boyfriend.
I, as her husband, tracked him down and confronted him in front of a Chinese restaruant, where I used a breakup line of my own. It was quite effective. Then I left, as there was nothing left to say.
Cheers,
~W.S.
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/6/2005 6:53:12 AM | it wasnt a breakup so much as me just shooting someone down.
it went like this.
so chris. long pause. she stares deep into my eyes. I want to be with you... still looking at me.
sorry I,m busy. I'll see you later. than I walk away. I,m pretty sure she heard me laugh to. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/11/2005 6:30:55 PM | I was dating a woman who lived just outside of Vancouver in a small town called Newton. I remember when I first met her and I asked her where she lived, she said, "I'm from rootin tootin Newton." I was horrified, but didn't react, hoping she would never say that again.
We went out for a short while, during which time, she said the "rootin tootin" thing again a few times. I finally phoned her and told her I couldn't keep seeing someone who says they're from rootin tootin Newton. Never spoke to her again, mainly due to my fear that she might shout out where she was from again. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 5:33:39 PM | I always love the txt message on the old cell phone.. "I gotta let you know that I really enjoyed our time together but i met someone." Ghey.
Wtf you met someone? Obviously you didn't enjoy our time together cause you had to be looking in order to find.....sumbich
btw this was a while back but i still won't forget cause it was pretty chickensh*t. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 5:45:03 PM | "u r too strong and driven"
what is it with men, ??they want a stay at home wife? a confused little girl?
but at the same time, they hate when we depend on them
make up your mind | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 6:40:17 PM | Okay...my friend was broken up with recently...
The guy told her that they needed to break up because he was deeply considering going into the priesthood!
A priest!!!
Ha - don't know if it was already said..but freaking HA HA | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 8:42:10 PM | By the first girl that I ever rejected, when I was about 16: "can we just be friends?" (hey I was young I didn't know!)
By the first girl that ever rejected me, when I was 17: "can we just be friends?" (karma is a b*tch!) | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 8:57:30 PM | | I had this women we were dateing for about a month and she was getting to the point of always talking marrage to me when we get married or when do you think we can get married or lets plan our wedding i told her all along i was not ready at the time to get married finely one night i was at her familys house and her mother asked me so sally says you to are thinking of getting married i looked at her mother like what what are you talking about well as soon as I left there house i went to my best friends house and told him what was going on now i was about 23 when this happen we were thinking so many things untill it hit me I will tell her that I am gay he started laughing she is not going to belive that yes she will i asked him I need your help i will take her out some where and you will come along and start fighting with me saying you **** this is what you are cheeting on me with and slap me across the face he told me that will not work I told him yes it will because then I am going to kiss you infront of her well he said what no way you not going to do that I begged him to do this for me he refused I told him we have been friends for 10 yrs you know me come on do me this one favor I will owe you big time he told me I need my car to be fixed you pay for it to be fixed we will kiss deal well i took her to a park and we were talking and out of the blue my friend came over and he said so I knew all these weeks you had some one else but I thought it was another guy what you think your not gay any more my face really turned red because there were two hot looking girls sitting across from us stareing at me and I really wanted to talk to them next I felt his hand back slap me shit that hurt I told him honey I am sorry I just wanted to see what if felt like with a women please give me another chance sally looked like she was going to pass out from the shock of us fighting I thought oh good I do not have to kiss him its going just the way that I want it to go she will dump me after tonight , this ass turns around to me and says you better kiss me and make it good or else your not comming home tonight. I wanted to die at this point because like I said there were to fine looking chicks across from both of us she looked at me and I had to kiss him i was glad that we went some where were none of our friends would hang out she slapped me in the face and told me do not ever call me again . and left,I told her I will drive you home she told me get away from me you make me sick . we waited untill she left and both started laughing our asses off the two girls were watching us the whole time one girl came up to my friend and said very good act you two are not gay are you I said no but how did you know she said my brother is gay and when he fights with his lover they are brutle toward each other and the two of you were very bad actors but fooled her . we ended up taking them out that night and had a great time . I asked him did you have to kiss me he said yes or else my car would not have gotton fixed . shit I said i would have payed any way . just to get out of kissing you . was it worth it hell yes | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 9:31:25 PM | ^------ Bahahahahaha
Worst oen ever sue don me, I have cancer, non Hodgkins Lymphoma. I gues shse thought I would cut and run but isntead I ponie dup like a real man and everythign blew up turns out she was married. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/20/2005 10:38:18 PM | Her: I need to spend more time with my dogs.
Me: ...what?
Her: I need to sp-
Me: No, I heard you. Just...what?
Her: Its not you sweetie...its me. Seriously.
Me: ...what?
I bet you think I'm joking. I'm not. | |
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