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 Just Me:
Joined: 5/25/2005
Msg: 101
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Him: I need you to let me miss you...
Me: *thinking in my head...wot?!?!?!*
Him: There's no passion...
Me: Do you not feel the passion when we kiss
Him: Yah
Me: *thinking in my head...wot?!?!?!*
.....still don't understand what happened there
 lovingbutshy
Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 102
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/21/2005 9:07:27 AM
Wow!There are allot of bad ones in this thread,but so far I have not seen mine.We were seeing each other for about 2 years,then one day I called him to see how his day went.This is what I heard."Didn`t I tell you?This was my wedding day.I just got married.No he did not tell me.He is the last man I have dated since.The trust is gone.ya think?
 SuzieSunshine
Joined: 9/13/2005
Msg: 103
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/21/2005 11:37:40 AM
Before call display....I answered the phone in my normal voice...when i realized who it was when he asked for me..I morphed into a much deeper voice and said I wasnt home...it was so damn obvious!...never to hear from him again!...
 Kindheart
Joined: 9/21/2005
Msg: 104
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/21/2005 1:16:33 PM
For me the worst one I heard was in a letter left behind to me when my ex-fiance cleaned me out and left (midnight move while I was away), never to be heard from again. Basically she said, "she loves me deeply and thats why she is setting me free. I deserve someone better than her that is not sick, depressed, in pain and grouchy all the time. She knows I will find someone better than her in time and she will always cherish the good memories I gave her." That was a shocker for me as I never seen it coming. I did no wrong for her to leave me, but the way she left me was very imature on her part. Personally I can't understand that if she loves me why she left. All I know is that she does need surgery to correct her problem, but I was willing to be there by her side through it. Never got the chance. Oh well, after some time it was finally realized that it was over and there was nothing I could do to change things. So what do you do?? Well you pick yourself up and dust yourself off and move on. Another good one I was given by a another ex is that I am too nice and she doesn't deserve somebody like me, sure makes you shake your head, what the heck is too nice? You all have a wonderful day....
 hopelessromantic28
Joined: 8/17/2005
Msg: 105
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/21/2005 2:09:28 PM
I've heard a couple. One is "i need some space", which is only half a sentence, that usually means "I need some space away from you", and another good one is "I think we should see other people". THAT always means they have someone lined up already.


Joe
 AliciaM
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 106
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/21/2005 2:12:38 PM
Its not you, Its me...
A classic!
 ~Dangerous Liaison~
Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 107
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 9/21/2005 2:17:36 PM
he looked at me point blank and said, "i cant marry you, i dont love you anymore" wanna talk about heartbreak? That sucked.
 schafer
Joined: 9/21/2005
Msg: 108
you need someone better than me
Posted: 9/21/2005 2:32:34 PM
she sad lawrence you need someone better than me becuase you are to nice
 cammiegurl04
Joined: 3/24/2005
Msg: 109
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Posted: 2/4/2006 11:21:21 PM
~ kindheart~
dont worry about what it means by being too nice. in that case it really isnt u. it is the other person. it just means that they love u soo much and they have a really bad self esteem. i know that feeling. i used to be the exact same way. i thought that everyone else was better than me. i still feel like that but my current boyfriend has boosted my esteem so much. we have been together for about 8 months. we have known each other for about 9years. i have never been happier. but there was a time when i knew that he deserved better. he is such a wanderful man. although it was only supposed to be a one night stand. it turns out that it awoke so much more than just the sexual desire.

~Everyone~
anyway, i dont know if this is the worst one, but it is the most painful. it was about a little less than a month ago. i was going through a lot of stress. i was barely sleeping or eating. seriously. i was soo moody and depressed. and my boyfriend and i had been fighting a lot lately. it was bad. he told me that i was immature and that i had changed. that i wasnt acting like myself. when i was myself, just really stressed. well, i was already in a bad mood. and when he said i was immature and needed to grow up, it struck a nerve. i get pissed. and i just said (without thinking) *since i am so immature then i guess u sont need to date me.* woops! but i didnt even know what i had said. the next day i realized just what i had done. that is the only one time that i think that i wanted to die because of a man. we talked and everything trying to work things out.

but i know that it felt like he was trying to change me. all of me. i was just being stubborn and set in my ways. i told him that since he couldnt love me for me. that he didnt deserve me. dammit again! well, eventually 8 days later we talked it over and got it all resolved. and now we are back together again. and just as happy as even. although i still dont fully beliee that he knows just how much he hurt me during that time. i was pouring my heart out to him and he just turned his back. but i kept trying. as it turns out, he was hurting too. especially when he knew that he was the cause of my pain. he thinks that we are a lot further now. but i think that in a way it set us back because now i know that he is willing and able to hurt me like that. just to get what he wants. in a way i know that a lot of u think that i should leave him. but everyone that knows me knows that i am a MUCH HAPPIER AND NICER person when i have him. and that is a good thing considering i am a cosmetologist. have u ever been into a salon and seen a pissed of hair dresser? its not a good thing. TRUST me.

i think a lot of what was wrong is that he is in the army and i only get to see him about once or twice a month. i have not seen him since christmas. and he wont be home for my birthday on the 14th of feb. he probably wont be home till late feb or early march.
 FantasyFlavor
Joined: 1/4/2006
Msg: 110
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 2/4/2006 11:54:59 PM
Your too good for me!...(wtf?)
 happyredhead
Joined: 1/30/2006
Msg: 111
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 2/5/2006 12:00:05 AM
I have a great one. "I'm not dropping you, we can still get together and have sex."
 c3sparling
Joined: 12/29/2005
Msg: 112
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Posted: 2/5/2006 12:01:08 AM
hahahahhahaha i didnt relise any break up line was worse then andhter i think ther eall kinda lmae but the stupidest is. oh i just wanted a friend.
 Dxun
Joined: 1/18/2006
Msg: 113
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 2/5/2006 12:53:30 AM

hahahahhahaha i didnt relise any break up line was worse then andhter i think ther eall kinda lmae but the stupidest is. oh i just wanted a friend.


Only thing i undertsand in your reply is hahahahahahaha
 c3sparling
Joined: 12/29/2005
Msg: 114
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Posted: 2/5/2006 12:55:33 AM
opppss i just read my own reply wow i think im going to need a proof reader next time lmao.
 QueenieLeeLee
Joined: 11/11/2005
Msg: 115
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 2/9/2006 12:24:24 PM
the one where u have just went to his apartment to see who is with him and what hes really doing... and you catch him in the act of cheating and he says " Oh, sweetheart, i forgot..i need to talk to you about somethings!"
 kyttin
Joined: 11/16/2005
Msg: 116
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 2/9/2006 12:31:01 PM
"I really need to contemplate life right now"......which is pretty good if you think about it, cuz it implies a need for solitude, and also; That could take for f'n ever! LOL.
Take a hint.....i did.
*Skips off into the sunset*
 Mary_Friggin_Poppins
Joined: 3/20/2005
Msg: 117
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 3:04:29 PM
I've only been dumped once so far so most of my lines are ones that I'VE used when doing the breaking up.

-Our personalities just aren't compatible. You're a very creepy, disturbed invididual.. You need to find a girl more like yourself who also likes to eat babies and enjoys fantasizing about crucifying/torturing her ex partners.
-The sex just wasn't up to par with the last guy that I was with.. I'm sorry
-Two months is an awful long time to be in a relationship with another person.. don't ya think?
-I don't know how to say this but.. I developed a crush on a guy recently and I want to ask him out before someone else beats me to it. And you know how it is ... it just wouldn't be right for me to go out on a date with him if I already have a boyfriend, so I'm going to have to let you go.

YES I probably sound like an evil person.. but you have no idea what kind of losers I've dated LOL!
 NotTooFishy
Joined: 10/15/2007
Msg: 118
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Posted: 10/25/2007 3:14:11 PM
She told me, "I don't appreciate you accusing me of seeing someone else". The next day, she removed all of her stuff from my apartment and moved in with the other guy.
 mr. dynomite
Joined: 9/11/2007
Msg: 119
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 4:06:48 PM
Best breakup line used on me (by a chick who talked non stop and always cut me off mid sentence to the point where i just let her talk because i was getting sex from her often enuff to not complain)


"We just aren't right for each other... you are way too quiet for me. You never talk."


 zoenmason123
Joined: 6/17/2007
Msg: 120
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 4:55:22 PM
mine would have 2 b im going out with a female now as im not ur way lol but that only to 1 guy.
 sayalla
Joined: 2/18/2007
Msg: 121
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 5:34:40 PM
The worst break up line was not a line at all. He went out to get some drinks and never came back. the next time i saw him, he was married.
 Cwgrlboots
Joined: 7/2/2006
Msg: 122
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 5:40:02 PM
The best thing about cheesy breakup lines is they can make ya just when you thought you were about to

~Boots~
 skyleft
Joined: 2/1/2007
Msg: 123
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 8:37:43 PM
"what do you like about me? I'll change. "
 name user!
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 124
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 8:40:58 PM
"I value your friendship to much, I don't want to lose it"

WHAT? Hypocrite!
 sasyecat
Joined: 10/6/2006
Msg: 125
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/25/2007 8:50:15 PM
"I don't want to go out with you, but I don't want you going out with anyone else either." <<<<< WTF???


From another I had broke up with, "Just because we broke up doesn't mean we can't still have sex." <<< lmao
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