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 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 151
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He said, "Let's share....."
I said, "Let's NOT!!"

That was that.
 yotslot
Joined: 2/23/2008
Msg: 152
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 6:12:40 PM
From the Simpsons: "I'm married to the sea."
 becs_
Joined: 1/15/2008
Msg: 153
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 6:24:21 PM
not me, but to my friend the morning after they'd slept together

"some beds are meant to be empty"
 1foothillguy
Joined: 1/16/2006
Msg: 154
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 6:32:43 PM
"I just need some space" I couldn't pack her stuff fast enough. She has plenty of space NOW!!
 dcspartan
Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 155
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 6:48:20 PM
"Umm. I don't know how to say this, but my son was born last week."

Nice. We'd been dating over a year. He was a winner.
 techgirl27
Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 156
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 7:55:15 PM
The worst breakup line is none!!!

There is nothing worse than being dissed in silence. Speak up already!
 triplet13
Joined: 7/29/2007
Msg: 157
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 9:32:16 PM
I was told .....the more time "he" spent with me the more he missed his ex girlfriend. And to make matters more pathetic, this was done all in a text message on the phone.
 MrAaronSamuel
Joined: 1/14/2008
Msg: 158
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 9:51:14 PM
Just tell her you want someone more feminine...and now you've found him.

The worst way a girl ever broke up with me was when my exgirlfriend had several of her friends kidnap me, tie me to a tree in the middle of the woods, pour gas all over me, and throw a match as they ran away laughing. Lucky for me she was blonde and the match wasn't lit. We laugh about it now though. Thinking about getting back together actually...she says if I take her back she'll let my dog live, so I think it'll work out fine.
 IMtha 1
Joined: 8/22/2007
Msg: 159
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 9:54:39 PM
It is quite simple. The worst breakup line I have EVER heard was: "You're a wonderful woman, but........................" Only by cowards who couldn't finish their sentence.
Second on the list is :"I just can't be part of a couple". This is said to me onlyafter he had been dating me 3 months! So, I ask myself the question: WHAT THE F*&^ IS WRONG WITH ME!!!??
 MelloDLyn
Joined: 10/25/2004
Msg: 160
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 11:06:05 PM
The worst break up line that was used on me was "Your sex drive is just too high for me and I can't take it anymore"
 Angel_Lilly
Joined: 7/5/2008
Msg: 161
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/18/2008 11:25:19 PM
Here it is..........
still for me nothing has beat it, I'll remember it word for word
"You know how when you have a sandwich and it's a really good sandwich. It has meat, cheese, lettuce, but it's like missing that somehing a little extra,....... like mayo........... thats like what you are"

So I was like a sandwich, missing that somethin extra *LOL*
 BeanAbout
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 162
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/3/2008 3:16:34 PM
I 'had' to use that line. :-) Out of the blue while watching a hockey game...."I love you ..but I'm just not going to call you anymore." ....one minute later he stood at the door and then came back and continued to watch the game and said "I do love you...can I take it all back?! " Sooooo....I had to pull out that line "Uhm...noooo...'don't let the door hit your a** on the way out". My friends and I joke about this all the time too! ha!
 WearRed
Joined: 8/18/2007
Msg: 163
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/8/2008 7:27:22 PM
Uhmmm.... I think it was "you should date other guys besides me"
 sparkleanddfade
Joined: 6/30/2008
Msg: 164
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/8/2008 9:40:28 PM
"god thinks we shouldnt be together"
 brandiw
Joined: 4/6/2006
Msg: 165
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 8/8/2008 11:39:43 PM
Just last week I heard this one ( to a friend from her 33 year old boyfriend)...

"I can't keep seeing you because my parents don't like how many miles I'm putting on my car to visit you"
 Green_Eyed_Pixie
Joined: 10/21/2008
Msg: 166
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/30/2008 1:35:06 PM
"No, I'm his girlfriend"

Said by my then "boyfriend's" other girlfriend when she came to the door and introduced herself. She asked if I knew him, I said "Yeah, he's my boyfriend" and she replied as above.

Obviously, it was a breakup from that point. And I am now over it and with someone who doesn't feel the need to spread himself around.
 kevinlovett1976
Joined: 9/20/2007
Msg: 167
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/30/2008 1:45:54 PM
used.....

Whilst snuggling on the couch, holding a picture of us hugging, she said, "This is a nice picture.". I replied, "It is......maybe just cut that part out right there." while pointing to her in the pic.

I keed, I keed!
 girlwillbegirl
Joined: 4/25/2007
Msg: 168
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/30/2008 1:55:52 PM
When my ex boyfriend wanted me to move to Florida with him, he said I couldn't bring my cats. That was the final straw in an already deteriorating relationship. When I said I wouldn't go, he said You love your cats more than you love me. I said THEY WERE IN MY LIFE BEFORE YOU. That was the end.
 Gennalicious
Joined: 7/6/2008
Msg: 169
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 10/30/2008 10:47:24 PM
"You live too far away" i.e. A 30 MIN DRIVE!
 mostlyheart
Joined: 10/11/2008
Msg: 170
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/1/2008 5:48:33 PM
The only ones I've heard are bad ones and there are too many of those to name. I guess I just have a problem with vague, cowardly approaches. When I want to break up with an idiot I just do it. I'm never insensitive and always very clear about my reason (s).
My best one was : "I want somebody as crazy about me as you are about your ex wife".
That one had me and my friends laughing for weeks.
 princessleggy
Joined: 5/9/2008
Msg: 171
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/3/2008 10:16:34 AM
I am sorry, I can no longer be faithful to you, I have become a pagan and it's against my religion... lol
 leprechaunshag
Joined: 1/14/2008
Msg: 172
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/3/2008 6:38:29 PM
My now ex after 7 years together...."things have not been right with us lately, so I have purchased a Filipino mail order bride." LOL...That'll cost him...after she has her citizenship.

TRUE story..was a putz...!
I am celebrating my year single with 3 weeks in Jamaica...jokes on him.....
 tangobadass
Joined: 8/9/2006
Msg: 173
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/5/2008 8:04:42 PM
Here's some of mine I'm pretty embarrassed about:

"This is a nightmare and I can't take it anymore."

"I want to be alone."

"You think you're older than you are."

"Have a nice life."

"Have a nice life with *insert name of guy she cheated with*'s and your new baby."

Yeah, I can be very blunt.
 vapour lock
Joined: 7/27/2007
Msg: 174
Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/6/2008 10:26:14 AM
There's always the time tested favorite: "Did you honestly think I would ever marry you?" Ouch.
 nerdsauce
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 175
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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/6/2008 11:19:17 AM
"I've pretty much decided I can't see you anymore."
me: "Why?"
"I just can't"
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