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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/10/2008 4:58:22 PM | Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
But we have pretended enough
It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves
Which means ... (Get stuffed!)
--Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber, Evita | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 11/10/2008 5:38:59 PM | my ex husband, sweet man that he was...after having an affair with my girlfriend, told me he needed a couple of weeks to think about our marriage, my answer...
I don't think a couple of weeks is enough, take the rest of your life...please!  | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/26/2012 7:33:10 PM | I tested positive for HIV,according to the health Dept.I am supposed to notify everyone I slept with in the last year to go to their doctor and be checked for HIV .You been notified,Sorry!
Great line for a new ex,best served up over the phone to avoid physical contact and mental meltdown of the person you just served it on. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/27/2012 10:46:34 AM | A girl recently blew me out by saying two things...
1. Because I didn't kiss her on the first date, I "missed the window" for dating her.
and
2. She got a funny feeling when I got in the car at the start of the second date.
What. Utter. Gibberish. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/27/2012 12:40:59 PM | from the ex-wife when telling me of her affair
"i love him...we are soulmates...we finish each others sentences."
i mean....how can that be anything but real!!! (they didnt last though....maybe they ran out of converstation...but our pain still strives!!!!!) | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/27/2012 5:05:52 PM | A separated woman I met off of PoF..after I healed from my late wife's demise.
I was her emotional shoulder during her divorce.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new vehicle.
I helped pick out/gave advise on her new furniture.
I gave advise on her new condo she paid for in full.
Then, four months later..I get a text message;
You are so good, so kind, so loving, you are great in bed..but I never experienced dating much being married.
I want to date other men. Sorry. Bye.
Ow. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 12:05:02 AM | | "I can't thank you enough. You taught me all I needed to know to prepare for marriage (with her)..."by the way, you'll be getting something in the mail. I am applying for a new job. Will give me a good reference? My last employer won't since I absconded with my student.Here is my new phone number. (after running off to elope with her on 24 hrs notice)--not to worry, no reference issued ;) | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 8:56:58 AM | I went on one date with a woman on here and we had fun but obviously we were nothing serious. But the father of her kid came back in her life with the "I'm going to counselling" line that abusive guys use to rekindle relationships so she felt she had to break up with me to see if she could make things work with him (he didn't change of course).
Which was fine, we dated only once so I didn't care and we didn't even have a relationship to break up from. But damn it took so LONG for her to dump me and she would not shut up about how horrible she felt, how great I was, how much she liked me, and so on and so forth.
No amount of reassurance would make her stop trying to console me (as if I needed it) so I said "hey, are you done dumping me yet? Because that blonde friend of yours is really cute - can you hook us up?"
...because I'm classy like that. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/28/2012 8:37:55 PM | -I love you and want to be with you, let's break-up.
-I think I'm falling in love with you, we need to break-up.
-I don't like the way you talk to your parents.
-I want to take a year long canoe trip down the Mississippi and I can't do that if we're together. (Dumped for a canoe!)
-I'm not in love with you anymore. | |
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| Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard
Posted: 7/30/2012 10:51:57 PM | what about this:
only sleep with me while you date other men.
and when you find someone who sweeps you off your feet I will let you go.
(how nice of him) | |
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