| Curved penis? Posted: 5/3/2008 3:10:49 PM | Lances mom..... KNEW you'd like this thread! too funny..... someone said be thankful it's long enough to curve..... I only have 5"..... but some women like it that big around! They don't call me "stumpy" for nothin' !!! | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/3/2008 3:35:06 PM |
As to the original question regarding curvature, I saw something interesting on Oprah yesterday. I was channel surfing and it pulled me in like a car wreck; MTV's reality TV shows have that same effect--you're watching it for like 15 minutes before you snap back into reality.
Aw mjlaw82 it's okay to admit you watch Oprah. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/3/2008 3:38:17 PM | how curved are we talking? Maybe you should post a picture then we can decide if it's "normal" curved or not.  | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/3/2008 5:27:18 PM | | One of my serious boyfriends had a curved one and I liked it just fine. That is the only one I have run across. I did alot of reading on it. It is not normal but hey it felt great. We didn't seem to have any problems sexually. So curved is good! | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/3/2008 5:30:37 PM | | When I went in for my chiropractor appt and had my x-rays done, he laughed and pointed at my unit and said this is what we call "the dr" because what his diagnosis is penis points to problem! haha | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/3/2008 5:52:50 PM | {quote One of my serious boyfriends had a curved one and I liked it just fine. That is the only one I have run across. I did alot of reading on it. It is not normal but hey it felt great. We didn't seem to have any problems sexually. So curved is good!}
No wonder it was bendy.... ?How many times did you run over across it? Poor man! Then you rested a book on it~ that's just kinky/wrong !
Disgusted of North Yorkshire. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/3/2008 7:16:51 PM | | I have a normal curve nothing sever just a slight curve not to the left right or down but upwards as I like to call it its the G spot curve ^_^. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/4/2008 12:51:53 PM |
I think she was just lying because girls do that.
Bwahahahahahahah.........
Generally, having one that curves upward works to your advantage. It does stimulate the G-spot a bit better. Now if it's curving off in some strange direction, that's a different story. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/4/2008 1:53:29 PM | "Now if it's curving off in some strange direction, that's a different story. "
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And what direction would be considered strange? lol..."&"<------- I do admit, that one would be a strange direction! "$"<--------But if this one...i'd marry you tomarrow!  | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 2:40:03 AM | My ex had a curved penis, didn't bother me in the slightest! In fact I found it more enjoyable that way.....lol  | |
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| CArved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 3:12:48 AM | DAYAM! I need new classes...I thought it read "carved penis" and began to back away slowly from the monitor!
As long as it's not corkscrewed...but from what I've read in the sex forum plenty of women would volunteer to be a cork. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 3:24:36 AM |
Whats so special about a curved penis?? | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 10:51:20 AM | | This way we can f*ck around corners... :D | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 10:54:47 AM | ^^^^^^ hAHAH THIS MADE ME SNORT! | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 11:42:22 AM | | Mine was never curved until my last girlfriend. Ever since then, it has stayed curved up. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 12:14:53 PM | Steven,
Consider yourself one of the chosen few. Walk into a sex toy shop and look at the g spot toys. Need I say more?  | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 4:00:04 PM | NO! NO!
Potential straddle injury! Ouch!!
Should be looking at the ceiling not back at you.
Beso, Beso | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 8:23:43 PM | i like thtem curved... it's cool... especially if they dont need to use their hands.....
ya know??? | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/5/2008 9:20:03 PM | | I thought all penises curved up. My points to the ceiling. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/6/2008 8:21:29 AM | oh oh I had a bf once who had a curved penis
It is a medical abnormality but it does kinda hit the spot
Not too clever giving the BJs tho .. made me wanna vomit
But that maybe due to the fact that he looked like the elephant man | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/6/2008 9:48:16 AM | Wow, I'm glad mine curves upward then...
Guys, you ever have one of those moments where you feel like the guy in the Enzyte commercials? Whistling in the background and all?
Well, that just happened now :P
~ David | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/7/2008 7:49:15 AM | " Not too clever giving the BJs tho .. made me wanna vomit" You're facing in the wrong direction......... | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/7/2008 7:52:06 AM | " ^^^^^ Mine is so small it requires an electron microscope with super-small tweezers to position it. His is 10 inches--megayawn--mine is 10 micrometers. My yin to his yang.
Length of the curve is in proportion to the radius. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/7/2008 8:02:56 AM | | Length, curve (up or down)and thickness. C7ck is just like p8ssy!Everyone is different!People are soooo hung up on that.I want a man that knows how to kiss, suck my t*ts, eat my ass and p8ssy and f8ck me like a MAN! Oh yes and when I say I want it NOW he can perform. | |
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| Curved penis? Posted: 5/7/2008 8:39:32 AM |
Length, curve (up or down)and thickness. C7ck is just like p8ssy!Everyone is different!People are soooo hung up on that.I want a man that knows how to kiss, suck my t*ts, eat my ass and p8ssy and f8ck me like a MAN! Oh yes and when I say I want it NOW he can perform.
Where did you come from and why aren't you here with me? Wow. | |
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