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 CharmWitCharisma

Joined: 1/29/2008
Msg: 272
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:06:06 AM
Talking of odd, just came across a profile where someone likes "cuddling up to a dvd". I have never attempted to cuddle a dvd, but I really don't think it would be particularly gratifying.
 angelsprinkles

Joined: 6/29/2008
Msg: 273
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Posted: 7/2/2008 9:49:56 AM
sorry if this has been said , cant be arxxx to trail through ..

No tramp stamps please...... tattoos

what?? i didnt know thats what we where calling them now ...

i have a beautiful tiger on my back , and think its rather fetching .. didnt know i was a tramp though .. we live and learn i guess
 TheRobEffect

Joined: 7/17/2007
Msg: 274
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Posted: 7/2/2008 11:55:57 AM
I find myself reaching for the Back button on my brower by the second or third misuse of the word "your" or "there".

I'd never call myself the world's foremost master of spelling or grammar, but anyone who can't manage the real basics just serve to make themselves look unintelligent to me.

Couple that with a barrel of good ol' 'txt spk' and I'm running after the nearest train to ByeByesville. There's no character limit on the internet, folks. Hell, it probably takes longer to type the average dubious abbreviation than the actual word in a lot of cases!

Put that 'lolz' down! That's better.
 samstyles

Joined: 3/23/2008
Msg: 275
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Posted: 7/2/2008 11:10:14 PM
'there's no character limit on the internet'

I dont like over use of text speech, but do remember some of us are accessing the net via mobile phone.

So in that case there is a character limit.
 spiraldive

Joined: 3/3/2008
Msg: 276
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Posted: 7/9/2008 3:10:24 PM
"....Very unpredictable"

& then have 8 photo's all exactly the same, and "interests = loads".... It kind of contradicts the unpredicability of it all really! haha..


Next....
 Boristhemoggy

Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 277
what not to put in a profile
Posted: 7/9/2008 3:16:57 PM
I left mine blank and got more responses. What does that say???
 Just ck will do

Joined: 7/1/2008
Msg: 278
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Posted: 7/9/2008 5:59:49 PM
Profiles that state ``I want to settle down`` - ``longterm``
Vs
The Profile pictures of the legless out on a
rave with 3 other people in every picture!

(settle down?).lol

(The saddest most thaught provoking thing is most of theese people have kids too,
I wonder whom is at home baby sitting while she/he is out on the town!)

(NOT ME!)

ck
 try1more

Joined: 12/16/2007
Msg: 279
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Posted: 7/10/2008 4:12:27 AM
what not to put in a profile hmmmmmm

anything that might get unkind comments from those with nothing better to say?

better leave it blank then i guess!
 Violet Ivy

Joined: 6/21/2008
Msg: 280
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Posted: 7/11/2008 2:06:03 PM
If you reeeeeaaaallly want to know what NOT to put in a profile- just look at mine...it's a prime example.
 AlmaM

Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 281
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Posted: 7/11/2008 2:27:53 PM
'If you are genuine' 'Are you genuine?'

'Still have my own teeth and hair'

'I promise I am handsome/attractive'

'House trained'
 oggers

Joined: 5/10/2007
Msg: 282
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Posted: 7/12/2008 2:02:13 AM
adventurous,
good sense of humour,
cute
what I lack in looks I make up for in personality ........


.......... shit , better go change my profile ..
 rosso27

Joined: 6/6/2007
Msg: 283
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Posted: 7/12/2008 2:36:20 AM

I left mine blank and got more responses. What does that say???


Possibly that in order to sustain interest you will have to be able to say something humorous, intelligent, controversial, inspiring or interesting?

But to spark interest in the first instance you just have to be judged good to look at?

If you got more interest sans text I’d take that as a compliment (albeit something of the ‘backhanded' variety!) from the women on POF.....!
 Boristhemoggy

Joined: 6/25/2007
Msg: 284
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Posted: 7/12/2008 6:04:39 AM
Please reply quickly ... my laundry pile is growing by the day!

Love God seeks sex kitten? (Saying that it is quite catchy tho ... :p)
 tonykbl

Joined: 12/11/2007
Msg: 285
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Posted: 8/5/2008 7:01:32 PM

i liked the comment about sex is like stamp collecting lol, the downside of stamps in the united kingdom is they are self adhesive, you can no longer lick them


Its still good fun and still tastes great, even tho it tends to stick to your tongue until it gets really wet and the glue has come off
 shacklelad

Joined: 2/14/2007
Msg: 286
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Posted: 8/16/2008 3:22:59 PM
People who copy/paste their profile on a first message...


First messages asking if your doing well or found someone! What is all that about?

Someone come out with the whole grammar thing and people who have not got the basic skill in grammar must be stupid... perhaps that person should re read his own statement and cast the first stone.. I cannot abide people with the " I am better then you so your just a idiot" mentality
 mofwtmy

Joined: 4/18/2008
Msg: 287
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Posted: 8/16/2008 3:54:26 PM
My hobbies include coping with rejection, by drinking copiously, licking tramps armpits, holding birthday parties for my little girls Barbie dolls and really sending invites to people that I know a little.

Non of these are on mine, but as I am rapidly reaching the end of my tenure might well be pretty soon!
 the cats pyjamas

Joined: 6/30/2008
Msg: 288
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Posted: 8/16/2008 3:57:43 PM
What not to put on a profile?

Well for starters ... a picture of your pet

Or

a picture of a PoF meet

Or

anything else that a mod could disapprove of
 *ChuffingBint*

Joined: 11/2/2007
Msg: 289
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Posted: 8/16/2008 3:58:43 PM
I'm a self obsessed pyramaniac......You fook ova and you will burn in hell

Ha ha ha ha.......

Seriously what bugs me is the im good looking i know i am ????? ha ha WTF ??

Or when they state they want long term they are romantic etc...... then u get on msn n thety get their c ock out on cam straight away thats not romantic its horny.... put choc on it a rose in ya japseye then thats romance..........
 DerKunstler

Joined: 7/28/2008
Msg: 290
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:10:33 PM
My co5k hurts, I think I caught something :P !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 maccy d

Joined: 11/12/2007
Msg: 291
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Posted: 8/16/2008 4:53:10 PM
well i think alot of folk just put a load of crap in the description anyway lol
its like there applyin for a fukin job

get real ha ha be yr fukin selves


i do all the way if they dont like it fuk it
 FK2here

Joined: 8/10/2008
Msg: 292
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Posted: 8/16/2008 5:39:14 PM
The thing that has surprised me most is the number of pictures with other people in them, especially kids, do the profilees have the third parties permission to do this it seems like an infringement of peoples privacy
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