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Posted: 5/20/2008 3:02:01 PM | "Would welcome all ethnicities & dress sizes to contact me."
to be fair he has shown a fair degree of cultural and diversity awareness
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| what not to put in a profile
Posted: 5/21/2008 2:49:14 AM | | A photo of good looking male with their shirt on. It is better with their shirt off and in their boxer shorts, looking at the camera with their 'come on eyes' (the bigger the..... 'picture.. the better) | |
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Joined: 5/29/2007
Msg: 181 | |
| what not to put in a profile
Posted: 5/21/2008 3:05:01 AM | | FF I don't quite agree, good looking men can also have not so good looking bodies underneath their shirts IMO | |
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| what not to put in a profile
Posted: 5/21/2008 4:38:02 AM |
FF I don't quite agree, good looking men can also have not so good looking bodies underneath their shirts IMO
And?
In My Opinion It is better with their shirt off and in their boxer shorts, looking at the camera with their 'come on eyes' (the bigger the..... 'picture.. the better)
(Some people just dont get it. Must remember to add LOL on my next post)
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Posted: 5/21/2008 11:02:10 AM | | What is worse is when they have no top on and their trousers pulled down to reveal pubic hair! Oh please! Ewwww. We should put them in touch with the body hair fetish man! | |
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Posted: 5/21/2008 11:53:52 AM | | The biggest turn off for me... is still the 2/3 line description! I look at the pic and scroll down.... If it only has a few lines I will usually just click the back button and carry on mooching through the matches. I mean I know my profile its a bit of a ramble.... but 2 lines indicates little or no effort made. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 4:30:51 PM | But we must remain mysterious!
I doubt many people have a profile description like mine, not saying its good, but the one person who reads it and understands it will be the girl that "just gets me" and thats the whole point to me.
Hopefully she'll be a bit of a stunner aswell..... | |
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Posted: 5/23/2008 4:21:21 PM | | Being confrontational or demanding on your page is the main thing that I see in profiles that makes me think, "Why did you do that?" Also, I've seen some with boy spelt as boi. That makes no sense. It wouldn't even make sense when sending a text (or txt) message as it's no shorter!? | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 1:51:14 AM | I only look at women's profiles, but this really goes to the behavior of my fellow men. The problem isn't so much what NOT to put in a profile because, frankly, most women don't really fill their's out. What I see instead is a lot of women with a few sexy pics, a barely written profile, and hundreds of "favorites". It seems way too many men are serial fav "adders"....lol. I'm sure the women are flattered after a couple hundred adds, but c'mon guys?
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Posted: 5/24/2008 2:49:53 AM | Some would say I've got a face that looks best in a welders mask, but that doesn't mean I don't have some standards. I like to be confident I can keep my lunch down when I look at someone. OK, I admit it, I'm shallow, but isn't everyone to some degree.
The above could well be deemed as offensive but is actually part of a well written humorous profile...funny as the author likes to come across as a miserable contancarous @rse | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 2:58:14 AM |
Some would say I've got a face that looks best in a welders mask
Methinks you are  for compliments with that statement kath1111. Ok then, I'm in a good mood. I think you are pretty as a picture.  | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 3:01:35 AM | Ahhh thanks johnny haveyoucomelately? ???..in that case i take back the pat head/lollypop in mouth quip  | |
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| what not to put in a profile
Posted: 5/24/2008 3:13:00 AM |
Ok then, I'm in a good mood. I think you are pretty as a picture.
Do you? She's been banging on about a spit roast. But, we've been struggling to find anyone willing to take the front end. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 3:45:36 AM |
Do you? She's been banging on about a spit roast. But, we've been struggling to find anyone willing to take the front end.
Macalpines usually quote for the jobs that no one else wants to touch - have you tried them? | |
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cargy
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Joined: 10/13/2006
Msg: 193 | |
| what not to put in a profile
Posted: 5/24/2008 5:29:59 AM | Do you? She's been banging on about a spit roast. But, we've been struggling to find anyone willing to take the front end. Macalpines usually quote for the jobs that no one else wants to touch - have you tried them?
Failing that, nailing a kitchen towel roll holder to the wall will do the job and provide somewhere to store your kitchen roll when not being used for this purpose. | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 5:41:21 AM | what/why/who is trying to tarnish my sweet ,naive reputation?...Oooh boys you are walking a fine line now you buggering buggers..I will have you know theres many a white sticked man forming a haphazard queue for tha attentions of little old kath111111 | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 5:46:30 AM |
I will have you know theres many a white sticked man forming a haphazard queue for tha attentions of little old kath111111
True. But, their guide dogs usually insist on going first don't they? | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 6:09:06 AM | I feel kind of responsible for the tirade of abuse you've just suffered Kath. My compliment seemed to be the catalyst for it, rather bizarrely. I think they all really fancy you to be honest and are a little disheartened to know that I'm on my way around to yours as we speak. [1 hour later at Kath's,pens following post card to broken hearted forumites]
Wish you were here fellas.......Weather lovely,,,, View is magnificent. I'm just settling in nicely. Kath has been most hospitable and made me feel welcome. She has put on a great spread with nothing spared.I'll have to go as I'm about to get stuck up [sorry, in]  | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 6:19:23 AM | My this is a real that looked one at me!
Interests
socilisin and taking my daughter out
About Me
RIGHT IM GETTING ANNOYED NOW READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!! I...AM....NOT......SINGLE!!!!!!!!!i have the most wonderful boyfriend ever he is fantastic so back off or he will kick ur ass lol ( the person this is about knows who he is!) :P
well not alot to say about me.......i am an easy goin down to earth girl im not looking for anyone right now as i have the worlds best boyfriend who i hope to be with for the rest of my life i met him on here actually.I have a young daughter who is my world along with my gorgious boyfriend love you babe!and it is very annoying keep being asked if im horney i aint gonna tell ya even if i am to someone i dont know.
Ahhhhhhhh true love, n so in love that she finds the need to pose with her thrupennies hanging out....Oh lucky boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 6:38:22 AM | Ladies and gentleman, we are now floating in space.........
The king is dead, long live the king........
Even I'm perplexed now. So I think it only fair that I relinquish my title " Most off the wall/Zany" forumite to your good self. Your a worthy successor and more than capable of holding onto the title for years to come.    | |
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Posted: 5/24/2008 7:30:08 AM |  Did you really have to put looking down your top slag, check out my profile i'm no slag. | |
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| what not to put in a profile
Posted: 5/24/2008 9:24:26 AM | People if you really must pose for your pics in your grundies just make sure they are decent grundies,at the very least clean grundies | |
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