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Posted: 3/27/2008 6:55:09 AM | lol gypsy :P is purple the most popular colour for those kind of things lol? I just remember hearing somewhere (lol) that purple means you are sexually frustrated :P:P 
In reply to the title of this thread 'Do men wank?', I believe that 'there are wankers and there are liars.'  | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 7:13:33 AM |
I was about to call my friendly neighbourhood hitman and give him a job...
bewitched ^^^ hahaha What sort of 'job' do you mean? | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 6:51:15 PM | | I mentioned nothing about camp!!! ; ) | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 8:40:42 PM |
I think our Mr Purple proves that it is not the colour of sexual frustration!!
phew..... thank Goodness for that, I didnt really want to change my favourite colour  | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 10:35:43 PM | Funny as.....fancy a group of people who are not getting any, discussing wanking like they wrote the Karma Sutra or something.
Falling off my chair here!! | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 10:38:55 PM | | Figured your warped humour would find that funny. | |
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Posted: 3/27/2008 10:49:15 PM |
It doesnt taste that bad .. use it like a salty mouth wash.. i like the taste .. maybe you need to build up an immunity do it all the time.. im sure you may find one or two canditiates. settle boys!!
In reality deep throating only works when theyre off loading...if the boy dont hump ya mouth.. you boys so gotta not do that.. its so annoying..
Your kidding hey hilly?
Not wishing to appear a total prude, I decided to investigate what all this fuss and talk is about and the result of my studies is....It truly is gross and makes you gag!!
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Posted: 3/28/2008 5:49:35 AM | lol Hilly I admire your sense of adventure and willingness to find the answer out first hand drinks on you!  | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 1:21:04 AM | back to wanking....not camping ...like to know your opion
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Posted: 4/5/2008 3:03:45 PM |
If I drink pineapple juice for example it's sweet.....And let's face it, if you're going to be snowballing, the guy has it in his best interest to work at making it taste OK.....lol
oops went straight to the back page and miss ur post Briz.... soooooooooooo ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kinda wondering what other foods can incur the change????? curiousity has got me now!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 3:29:06 PM | this threads getting flogged.
it just keeps getting pulled up to the top of page1.
you would have to say peoples interest in this subject has snowballed.
lets give the op a hand for arousing post activity with this thread.
strangely this thread has not proven a handful for the poor moderators here who have a stiff job keeping us lot in check.
are the jokes getting better or worse? | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 4:14:38 PM | Of course we do. Every day.
So long as he doesn't do it on the lounge room, there's no problem.
And most of the women I've known do it regularly too.
It's the best way to be in touch with your own body, and at least it's sex with somebody you love! lol | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 8:05:03 PM | I need advice on what do you tell a boy in his big talk of life ? Im a single mum and not being male, im not shore? What do you suggest and what will be helpful for him in later in life ? wanking, wet dreams. girls,
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Posted: 3/8/2009 3:08:50 AM | | 9 out of ten men wank,the tenth ones a liar. | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 3:24:46 AM | | I'm so glad i never got that *talk* i can imagine the akwardness..... I honestly don't know who it would be worse coming from, my mum or dad >_< | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 3:35:19 AM | Huh? ^^^ Sounds like the start of a riddle...
Nine out of ten men wank the tenth. Ones a liar.
The one that's a liar, is strictly hetero.
Two of the men had Weetbix for breakfast and are Bi.
Three took Viagra and four wish they weren't there.
Which one is Wally? | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 3:59:20 AM |
Which one is Wally?
a liar is always a liar so he might say he is strictly hetro but we cant trust him
wheetbix has been know to cause folk to turn Bi-sexual..and there are more bi guys than weetbix and bi guys dont wank they write peom's and design floats...so it aint them
Viagra has been known to make men blind and unable to see magazines so it cant be them.
the other four actually ate weetbix turned blind and lied on thier martial status.
Wally's real name is willy !! but he changed it after his marriage with Mrs Palmer went south. he can be a hard man too find sometimes.
I think wanking is totally disgusting, unless an appropriate time and place presents itself.!!
like when those girls on tv do aerobics at 3am in the morning and it's cold ........(or hot) | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 4:03:21 AM | I say maybe let a guy give him the talk... at least the bit about wet dreams and wanking anyway.
I mean, he'd probably already have an idea of what's going on by the time you think he's ready for the talk and it'd just be REALLY embarassing for him to have to talk to his mother about it... | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 4:21:17 AM | all men are wakers
as all fems r b.itches
& depending on how thats interpreted pretty well sums up the convo
ive seriously never even had the thought to converse with any of my 4 sons on the issue
sooooooooooooooo easy to shut there door & pretend i saw nuthin nuthin @ all
i never saw the stick books
i never saw the fluffy handcuffs
i never saw the empty pkts that fell under there beds
nope nope nope
i saw none of it !!!!!!!!!!!!
out of ten men wank,the tenth ones a liar
hey that looks like %95 of fems are bi or bi-curious & the other %5 are in denial...
& the longer i stay in date sites the curiouser i get! | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 6:08:58 AM | Do mothers really have to do that talk? I'm just going scatter illustrated books on the subject around the house, maybe casually left open at certain pages... perhaps with pertinent phrases highlighted.
Do men wank?
I know several men who are wankers. Some I can even tell by just looking at them. Still, that didn't stop me from dating a few along the way.
So, in answer to the question, yes. | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 6:19:49 AM | Bahahaha...disgusting, awful mob on here! Yep, the best erection suppressant....talk it out with mum! I reckon that would be a good way to solve the teenage pregnancy issue prevalent in today's youth. Never mind the trauma and a bit of scarring....
Mind you my parents never had the chit-chat with me...they just upped the ante a bit and got me a lady of the night, lol! Mum nearly turned blue when I said it wasn't my first time at 18. But thanks for the treat anyway! The most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my whole 18 years....come to think of it, maybe my whole life even up to now...her name was Veronica. I thought I'd marry her one day. We had coffee and cake after. Whoever did the choosing had awesome taste....just hope it wasn't my mum.
I did get a mini lecture from Veronica about the joys of safe sex....just part of the service I guess. I guess the 'olds' were clever that way. Ensuring my supposed first was unforgettable with a bit of lesson attached which funnily enough stuck with me to this day. Clever. See? I even remember her name. | |
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Posted: 3/8/2009 6:31:45 AM | Brilliant! I'm going to get a lady of negotiable affection to give my son the talk! Problem solved. He is sooooo going to love me and think I'm the best mum in the whole wide world. And so will all his mates, and their fathers...
By the way, Pedro.... your parents really did that? 
No wonder you believe in Dios. | |
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