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Posted: 4/18/2009 7:44:12 AM | ^^^Always knew you were a closet tree huggin' hippy
or perhaps....
Huh! Woo!
Good God!
Baby, baby take a look at me
I see your long legs riding your Lee's
I see your hair has energy
My d!ck is turnin' into a tree | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 7:46:10 AM | Damn Jules, snuck in the middle there...
^^^ So Mr K, Was it the native Wanksia tree then? Lucky your Mum didn't grow cacti. Also you may well have just hit on the real reason most of us tree-huggers are so frustrated and twisted up inside ... because we only ever get to first base with them.
Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary...
1. monkey wank
when you knock one out whilst up a tree. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 8:00:52 AM |
the real reason most of us tree-huggers are so frustrated and twisted up inside ... because we only ever get to first base with them.
That's cos you're huggin' the wrong trees...you need to find a nice cumquat, or a honeysuckle. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 8:18:51 AM |
I trust you guys are laughing with me ... not at me?
Of course. 
Hey here's a picture of some trees on Wank Mountain, Germany. And I kid you not, they are all covered in white stuff.
http://www.tradebit.com/filedetail.php/6549610v4843558-snow-covered-spruces-on-wank-mountain-werdenfelser-land | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 12:27:54 AM | : It's time to let him grow up and be a man he will play anytime.glow:            | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 1:07:01 AM | | Wow, talk about a thread necromancy.... | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 4:26:01 AM |
I need advice on what do you tell a boy in his big talk of life ? Im a single mum and not being male, im not shore? What do you suggest and what will be helpful for him in later in life ? wanking, wet dreams. girls,
If he keeps washing his sheets morning after morning, he is getting the Wet Dream bit but hasn't mastered the wanking bit yet. HEY! I'm serious.
Now I'm not serious again .... Tell him he has two choices, rape where he'll go to gaol and be the receptical of other rapists stuff or wank where if he ever gets caught he'll be the butt of jokes for evermore.
It's the price we pay for choosing not to be the birth giving side of the equation. | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 7:48:50 PM | Masturbation is as natural as Bee's to honey
It should not be looked down upon and made one to feel guilty for doing it.
Allow youre son to approach you on the matter, or if you feel the need,
Discuss this with youre son in a natural tone, but, if you feel embarrassed youreself then dont, this may send the wrong message across
Have a friend of the family to discuss this with him if need be.
Just remember, when you started masturbating, were you told about it first or did you Discover this?
Dont you still masturbate?? | |
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Posted: 6/19/2009 8:27:29 PM | | There is a third possibility ... don't wank. He'll explode! | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 5:31:10 AM | First post here guys but in view of the discussion couldnt help but post this classic - some adult language included but a must for every single mother I think!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJUGi1u39ew
Enjoy
Sy | |
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Posted: 8/11/2009 12:37:25 AM | You don't. You refer to your pastor. If you were any kind of parent you would be telling him not to engage such deviant behaviour.
Teach him to suppress.
Jesus is the way. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2009 11:31:20 PM | Just tell him straight up.. Its ok to explore your body, nothing to be embarrassed about, just do it behind closed doors..
Buy a book about it and read it yourself, then talk to him and give him the book to answer any of the questions your uncomfortable with.
Better to talk about it than have him come home and tell you he got his girlfriend pregnant. Ignorance never gets anyone anywhere. | |
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Posted: 8/11/2009 11:41:05 PM |
You don't. You refer to your pastor. If you were any kind of parent you would be telling him not to engage such deviant behaviour.
Teach him to suppress.
Jesus is the way.
Its people like you that turn people away from church.. Get out of the dark ages.. Masturbation is not deviant behaviour. Pastors that fondle with children are deviant sinners..
Your not going to be sent to hell just because you masturbated.. Honestly, some church goers really need to re-read their bibles and interpret them properly..
Its people like YOU that make normal people feel guilty, ashamed and not worthy, all because of your misinterpretations of the bible. Just remember Mr Judger, once you reach those pearly gates, thats if you do, your the one who is going to be judged by the big man for not accepting people for who they are and for judging people on behaviours etc.. Its not your place to judge.. | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 1:36:44 AM |
Its people like YOU.....etc People sometimes post for a reaction. Dont feed the troll. | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 3:29:36 AM | | Isnt this forum just one big mass debate? | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 10:18:14 PM | ^^^^^^^^^^^ 
I cannot believe yous lot is still wanking on about wanking....what a a load of wank you bunch of tossers. Aas for the Pastor suggestion....priceless, but suggest that going to a catholic priest would be better....they have centuries of experience in self flaggilation and they wear very pretty dresses. | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 11:04:14 PM | Julianx has anyone ever told you you look like the wrestler Edge?  | |
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Posted: 8/12/2009 11:53:03 PM | hey there 21.....
did jesus also tell you, a 50 year old man?.....wank, wank.....that it is ok to be on a dating site looking for a bit of crumpet on the side.
maybe your pastor said it was ok.....
this jesus guy rules! | |
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Posted: 8/13/2009 7:23:16 AM | I just read your profile 21 blessings..(after reading daffies reply) What a laugh..
You make that comment about how it is deviant to masturbate, yet, your married, going for a bit on the side, speak vulgarity, are racist.. anything else that I missed..?
Although, that wouldn't surprise me, the church is full of contradiction.. Its the people that destroy the church, not the bible or the big man..
I gather you missed the versus about, treat all as equal and the same (that is, white, black, brown, yellow).
One thing the world could do with less of and that is, white supremacists, neo nazis, white nationalists and what ever else you want to call yourselves. Tell me, what makes you such a better person than someone who has a tan? or is it that you feel insecure because you are so white that you feel the need to eliminate anyone that looks different. Go see a psychologists you fruit loop. | |
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Posted: 8/13/2009 8:03:59 AM | OMG His profile is a joke, a jest, an attempt at humour & reasonably successful one at that. Post 188 is a joke too.
Wow, you peoplenot everyone just rustic & clockworktoy ought to stop being so serious. This is a WANK thread.
Try the link supplied by SyVideoGuy in message 187 it's a cack. I showed it to my teenage kids. | |
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Posted: 8/13/2009 3:36:39 PM |
This is a WANK thread.
Yes I do hope this thread is not getting out of hand!
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Posted: 8/13/2009 5:39:17 PM | Yeah point taken.. I've seen that episode of weeds anyway..
How do you know his profile is a joke.. I've seen so many over the time that are serious and yeah, some that are jokes.. Normally though, the joke ones aren't with an old man..
Free the world of white trash, Shoot a white supremacist today .. | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 6:36:47 AM |
How do you know his profile is a joke yeah it's probably fair dinkum. He sounds legitimate, especially when you look at his recent posts.
Sorry 21Blessings... I didn't mean to cast aspersions on you character. | |
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Posted: 8/17/2009 8:26:46 AM |
Julianx has anyone ever told you you look like the wrestler Edge?
Yes, quite a few (not that I know what he looks like) along with Robert Plant, Terry Hall, Eddie Vedder and even Sting, and when I had a beard....
Jesus is the way.
...yes, even him...to be honest I don't know who the fvck I am anymore, so I may well be any one of them...though I don't seem to have their pay packets...or special powers.
Now then,back to the topic:
.................shoo...go away...stop watching!...I feel all self conscious when someones watching. | |
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