| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/8/2005 3:43:39 PM | I dunno why I love this but I do :P
So I'm standing there, waiting to use the payphone, and this guy turns around and tips his hat, like this...and who do you think that guy was?
EMILIO ESTEVEZ THE MIGHTY DUCKS MAN I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS THERE!
Of course you were there steve you were the one who yelled out the breakfast clubber's name!
I WAS LIKE EMILIOOOOOOO! EMILIOOOOOO! HA HA HA
Soo........you guys wanna make out or what? | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/8/2005 4:18:26 PM | In honour of Blueberry's profile pic:
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work Peter.
Well I wouldn't say I've been missing it.
I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/9/2005 9:07:03 PM | The Price is Wrong... B*tch!!! (Happy Gilmore)
Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood... Nobody!! (Dodgeball)
Actually anything Ben Stiller or Jack Black says is freakin hilarious!!!! lol | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/12/2005 7:07:16 PM | Are you crying ? There's no crying in baseball- A league of their own
You're smart and funny huh?You'll look funny suck my d*** with no teeth- SSR | |
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Posted: 6/13/2005 11:57:16 AM | Wooderson: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." (Dazed and Confused)
Melvin Udall: "It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." (As Good As It Gets)
Hans Solo: "Laugh it up fuzzball"
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something around. That way, if anybody says, “Hey, can you give me a hand?” you can say, “Sorry, got these sacks.”
--Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
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Posted: 6/14/2005 5:21:58 AM | Ferris Beuller..................
"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school."
Ferris Beuller..................
"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Ferris Beuller..................
"This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So, I better make this one count."
Ferris Bueller: [W]e can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of sh**.
Cameron Frye: Not a "piece of sh**."
Ferris Bueller: It is a piece of sh**. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of sh**. I have to envy yours. | |
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Posted: 6/14/2005 7:50:37 PM | "We thought you was a toad"-Oh brother where art thou
and "in this world you need to be oh so cleaver, or oh so pleasant I have tried them both and recomend the later" Jimmy Stewart in Harvey..(the six foot rabbit) | |
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Posted: 6/17/2005 10:34:26 AM | | Funniest line in a movie has got to be You had me at hello......OK not so much funny as cheesy....I like There's no crying in baseball.....and Now I've seen everything....Really have you seen a man eat his own head? | |
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Posted: 6/18/2005 7:23:47 PM | Most of The Princess Bride.
The Witches of Eastwick - Alexandra Medford: I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2005 10:53:40 PM | the scene at the counter in christmas vacation where chevy chase is talking to that hot girl with the nice chest goes somthing like this.
boy it is a little hooter i mean hotter in here.
i was just blousing i mean browsing.
but it is a little nipply i mean nippy outside | |
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Posted: 6/21/2005 9:59:38 PM | Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
as they hand the Captain their pistols
super troopers | |
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Posted: 6/23/2005 8:55:40 AM | I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE...NOT UP IT! -Dark Helmet, SpaceBalls
What are those things coming out of her nose?
Spaceballs.
Spaceballs?!? Oh shit there goes the planet.
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Hey Vaughn! They tell us your pitcher, well your sure not much of a dresser...We wear caps and sleeves at this level son!
Another great movie. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/23/2005 7:57:32 PM | Gotta love ole gaylord focker!
Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?
Flight Attendant: No...
No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION!
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