| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/25/2005 10:22:08 AM | Movie quotes...I do it in general conversation...I'll pick a few at random:
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"A boh---!"
"No, not a 'boh', a bomb."
~Airplane
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"Where do they teach you to talk like this...in some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar or is this getaway day and your last shot as his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here."
~As Good As It Gets
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"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I take away Reason and Accountability."
~As Good As It Gets
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"Did you see anything?! Did you?!"
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
~Spaceballs
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"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at 11."
~Kentucky Fried Movie
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"Using undiscovered evidence, our investigation has revealed that Jack the Ripper was, in fact, the Loch Ness Monster."
~Amazon Women on the Moon
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"If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
~The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
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"Of course, some of them do come to me eventually. For while Heaven may be closed, I am always open. Even on Christmas."
~The Prophecy
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"Were you proud of your own kids?"
"Of course."
"Oh well, that's the easy bull$hit answer. Wanna put some thought behind it?"
~What Dreams May Come
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"Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing."
~Braveheart
I'll just stop here, it's getting long.
~W.S.
P.S. "Your mother been tellin' ya stories about me again, boy?" ~Braveheart | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/26/2005 5:33:51 AM | ^^^^that one from scarface
vanity my favorite sin devils advocate
you think I'm funny. you think I'm a fuking clown here to amuse you?! goodfellas
why do I have to be pink? reseivoir dogs
are you going to bark all day little dog or bite reseseivoir dogs
who's motorcyle is this? hog baby. whos hog is this?
zed. whos' zed? zeds dead baby zeds dead. pulp fiction | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/26/2005 7:10:55 AM | Can't remember it to the letter but...
"This is a completely different type of flying...altogether!"
"This is a completely different type of flying" | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/29/2005 1:54:06 PM | PULP FICTION:
Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo a$$ for this. This is some f*cked-up, repugnant sh*t.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing?
Jules: Man, get out of my face with that sh*t. The motherf*cker who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb a$$.
DOGMA:
Jay: Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the f*ck is this sh*t? Who the f*ck are you, lady? Why the f*ck did you hug my head?
Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?
Jay: What the f*ck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?
Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.
Jay: What the f*ck does that mean? Has everyone gone f*ckin' nuts? What the f*ck happened to that guy's head? I want some...
[God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]
WAYNE'S WORLD:
Garth: Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and d*ck.
Garth: Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
Garth: Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/29/2005 6:09:30 PM | EZ 25: 17
The path of the riotous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherd the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (gunshots & screaming)
Samuel L. Jackson / Pulp Fiction
I’ve got a bad feeling about this!
Every Damn Star Wars Movie
I’m bad Ash and you’re good ash, you’re goody little two shoes…. (BANG) … Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun.
Bruce Campbell / Army of Darkness
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/29/2005 8:08:31 PM | I for got 1
Andthen? NO ANDTHEN!!! andthen? if you say and then one more time, I'm gonna come in there & put my foot in your ass! andthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthenandthen!
Dude Where's My Car | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/29/2005 8:23:41 PM | No, stop, not good. What are you doing, the food the shade the RUM!
I have the entire naval fleet out there looking for me and those flames are over a hundred feet high. Do you really think there is the slightest chance they won't see us?
But why is the rum gone?
(Walking away and seeing the ships) There will be no living with her after this.
Elizabeth, it never would have worked between us.
Will nice hat. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 7/1/2005 8:21:39 AM | "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." (South Park movie)
Most outrageous and un-PC line that ever made me blow soda out my nose.  | |
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Posted: 7/1/2005 10:03:06 AM | Movie King pin
Woody Harleson: to old man sitting on porch in wheel chair and on oxygen " how’s life ole timer?"
Old timer: " taking for ever" | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 7/2/2005 8:23:44 AM | "run away, run away"
"that's no ordinary rabbit"
"there are some who call me...tim"
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-monty python and the holy grail
"lighten up frances"
"drunk, souced, pottied, inebriated, got it?"
"get out and stay out...
Why?
Cause I hate you"
-Cats and dogs
"yes its true...this man has no **ck"
"so, she's a dog"
ghostbusters
"this is my boomstick!"
"Name's ash, housewares..."
"Give me some sugar, baby"
"goody goody toe shoes...."
--army of darkness
"if he traded you your horse for that mule, you won't be seeing him in heaven"
--Two mules for sister sarah
"gosh"
napoleon dynamite | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/12/2005 3:22:57 AM | Tommy Boy 1995
Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat? Richard: No, your face does.
[About M&M's.] Tommy: They have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that. Richard: I think your brain has a thick candy shell.
Tommy: You know, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass by shoving your head up it but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
[Saying it correctly.] Tommy: You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?
[Richard's car is destroyed by a deer] Richard: No way that just happened. Tommy: I've seen some crazy stuff in my time, but that... was... AWESOME!!! Oh, sorry about your car, man.
Tommy: Did you hear I graduated? Richard: Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy: A lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard: Yeah, they're called doctors.
Richard: Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.
Richard: I can practically hear you getting fatter!
Richard Hayden: Okay, it's sale time, so remember, we don't take no...? Tommy: No shit from anyone! Richard Hayden: No. Tommy: Um, we don't take no prisoners! Richard Hayden: We don't take no for answer. Tommy: Right! | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/12/2005 5:26:29 AM | oh no... I'm trying to stop myself.. I really am. Here we go.
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness
"Your milk is exceedingly sour, I would avoid all lactation if I were you." Chosen One, Kung Pow (what were they really saying soundtrack)
"Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help I'm being repressed! Did you see the violence inherent in the system? Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn't you?" Kevin, Monty Python & the Holy Grail
"We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni! We are now the Knights Who Say Icki Icki Tang Wewong!" Monty Python & the Holy Grail
"Why's the rum gone?" Pirates of the Caribbean
"Some things are better left unsaid."
"Like what?"
"Well like when you blow your nose into a tissue and then you put your hand into your purse to get some lipstick or something, and your hand gushes into it..."
"You're right, some things are better left unsaid." Top Secret
Skeet Surfing! (little bit of it... from Top Secret)
If everybody had a 12 gaugue
and a surf board too
then we'd be skeeting and surfing
down in malibu
because it's totally ****in'
riding waves and blasting pigeons
and we'll have fun shooting skeet while we're riding the heavies all day... | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/12/2005 5:27:18 AM | okay one more
"If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be" Waynes World | |
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