| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/14/2005 10:28:04 AM | -Pirates of the Caribbean-
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
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Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
[crew laughs]
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."
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Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/14/2005 11:11:02 AM | ok this aint no movie quote ... but uhhhh .. it was on TV ...
" IM RICK JAMES ... ****" .....
lmao .....
love the way chappelle does it ....  | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/14/2005 11:43:48 AM | "Badges.?..we don't need no stinkin' badges."... Blazing Saddles
"It's these cans! He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"...The Jerk
"I know we've only known each other 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days."....The Jerk
"The truth hurts, doesn't it? Maybe not as bad as jumping on a bicycle without a seat cushion, but it hurts."... Naked Gun 2.5: The Final Insult
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst. ...The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/14/2005 12:50:10 PM | Grosse Pointe Blank:
Ken McCullard: I do divorce mainly, some property, some personal injury.
Marty: They all seem kinda related.
Army of Darkness:
Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-****! Let's go!
Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/14/2005 3:06:41 PM | My nipples look like milk duds (intermission in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist)
Dude what does my tattoo say. Sweet!!! Dude what does mine say. Dude!! What does mine say. (Dude Where's My Car) And then? | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:39:25 PM | Col. Jessop:
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/16/2005 2:07:08 PM | ~Terms of Endearment ~
Jack Nicholson: Order a drink. You're going to need a lot of alcohol.
Shirley MacClain: Why? So you can get me drunk?
Jack Nicholson: No, to kill the giant bug that's up your a$$
I watch that movie just for that moment. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/16/2005 10:32:16 PM | Bonus points if you've ever worked any of these into normal conversation:
My favorite tauntings:
"empty-headed animal food trough wipers"
"sons of a window dresser"
"cheesy load of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters"
Truisms:
"It's not a question of where he *grips* it."
"I've had worse."
"I mean, if I went 'round claiming to be ...they'd put me away!"
Quotables:
"Let me go back and *face* the peril ... just a little bit of peril?"
"...blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/21/2005 3:55:03 AM | I'm back! I don't know if some of these have already been mentioned but here we go:
Army of Darkness:
"All right you primitive sc--wheads, listen up! You see this? This is my boomstick! It's a double barrel remington, S-marts top of the line! You'll find this in the sporting good section. This little baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $199.95, has a walnut stock, colbolt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart. Shop S-Mart, You got that?? Now I swear... the next one of you primates... even touches me..."
Kung Pow:
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My a$$"
"I need gopher-chucks!"
"You must be a pretty good fighter to have made it past my cow."
The Villian:
Charming Jones while leaning over: "Excuse me, would you mind grabbing hold of these please?"
The villian is standing on the horses back
horse neighs
villian "higher."
Horse neighs at a higher pitch.
villian "No, I mean me higher"
Charming Jones: Handsome Stranger is a wonderful nickname. How did you get it?
Handsome: It's not a nickname, it's my real name. I was named after my father.
Charming: He must have been quite a man.
Handsome: I don't know. I never met him.
Kung Fu Hustle:
"Wow that fat woman can really yell. I'm going to kill her." | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/21/2005 4:11:55 AM | Where's the Big Leboski in this piece?
You're out of you element Donny? You are like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
Hey there is a beverage here man!!!
No, I'm the Dude. Your Leboski.
Its a ****ing show dog Dude.
Are they Nazi's Walter? No, Donny these men are nylist. They are cowards.
Oh yeah and Monty Python. Holy Grail and Life of Brian
What are you going to do bleed on me?
What Jesus fails to realize is that its the meek who are the problem. Solidarity!!! (and yes I qutoed this during the passion last year) | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 8/21/2005 5:08:43 AM | From Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead...
For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of "The Rape of the Sabine Women." Or rather, Woman. Or rather...Alfred | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 9/29/2005 4:54:02 AM | ~ Pink Panther Strikes Again ~
“Does your dewg bite?” asks Inspector Clouseau as he approaches the front desk in the French hotel, eying the mongrel lying on the floor.
“No my dog does not bite,” says the desk clerk.
Clouseau: Nice Dewggy (bends down to pet the pooch - it snarls and promptly attacks Clouseau’s ankle. Clouseau is trying to get him off by shaking his foot, but the dog won’t let go.
“I thought you said your dewg does not bite,” says Clouseau.
“That is not my dog,” replies the clerk. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2005 8:35:09 AM | from T3
(he walks in a bar naked ...says to male stripper)
"give me your cloths"
male stripper says
"talk to the hand"
he grabs strippers hand, brings to his mouth and says
"NOW" | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 9/29/2005 4:32:41 PM | Anchorman:
San Diego, which in German means 'a whale's vagina'.
Strange Brew:
Psst: act! act!
Evil Dead:
You **stards! Why are you doing this? Why! (worst... acting... ever)
UHF:
Mmmm look here Bobbo.. a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich! Your favorite!
(for the uneducated, a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich is a hot dog using a Twinkie as a bun and topped with cheese whiz)
Today we're teaching poodles how to fly! Ah Gigi! Are you psyched? Are you ready? 1...2...3.. (he throws the poodle out a 3rd story window. yipyipyipyip.. thunk) oh man.....
Not many people know this, but the turtle is also natures suction cup! | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 9/29/2005 6:24:03 PM | You son of a motherless goat! - Three Amigos
"All right, icehole, you and the rest of your bastages can play. But mind your buisness, otherwise you'll find your farging bells in a sling!" (yes, the curse words were said like that) - Johnny Dangerously | |
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Posted: 9/30/2005 7:00:25 PM | Munny - Who owns this shithole?
Skinny - I own this establisment.
Munny - You boys might wanna step out from the back there.
*shotgun blast*
Little Bill - You just shot an unarmed man!
Munny - He shoulda armed himself if he wanted to decorate his establishment with my friend | |
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