| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 9/30/2005 9:15:52 PM | From the Return of the Pink Panther:
Blind accordian player to Inspector Clousseau: "I am a musician and ze monkey is a bizniz man..."
From Tombstone:
Doc Holliday to Wyatt Earp: "Nonsense, I have not yet BEGUN to defile myself..." | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 9/30/2005 9:43:38 PM | ^^ Tombstone is one of my all time favorites! "Maybe poker's not your game, Ike. I know... a spelling contest!"
There are so many good ones. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 10/2/2005 7:43:54 AM | Do I have to leave Lou?
Naw who said that?
He's a moron, no wonder you're attracted to him
Indian Summer
Good Afternoooon Ladies
Oh No That's mine Honey? That's fringe
To Wong Foo Thanks for everything Julie Newmar
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 10/2/2005 11:32:06 AM | Jen:My master sent me.
Aughra:Who is your master?
Jen:The leader of the mystics.
Aughra:Where is he..is he here?
Jen:no..he's dead.
Aughra:Oh..could be anywhere then. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 10/2/2005 2:41:32 PM | Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you | |
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Posted: 10/2/2005 3:59:19 PM | woman: Where are you going?
man: Oh, nowhere. Just a random 'butt in the moonlight' walk.
woman: please come inside. It will only take a minute.
man: Who told you that??
Man: Ver iz ze meecrofilm
Woman: I don't know anything about any 'meecrofilm'.
Man: Don't be coy with me. This is too important. This is the plot.
Woman: So important that anyone within hearing distance should listen carefully to each and every word I say?
Man: That important.
Woman: And you're referring to the microfilm that holds the recipe to turn cocaine into ordinary looking cookies?
Man: That is the one.
Woman: I don't know anything about it.
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Roaul
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 10/2/2005 4:12:05 PM | i believe it was in a batman film gut gets thrown out of a window and someone said n
ice dive,shame about the landing he may just hold on for bronze.
waves at limo | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 10/3/2005 12:05:47 PM | Life Of Brian - He's not the Messiah..he's a very naughty boy!
Brian to huge mob: You're all individuals!
huge mob: Yes, We're all individuals
Small voice from the back: I'm not!
It still brings a tear to the eye! | |
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Posted: 10/31/2005 7:44:33 AM | "I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, god-kissing, brainless, d*ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed, still-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy Sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?"
John Candy in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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Garf
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Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 117 | |
| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 10/31/2005 9:03:57 PM | From "Dead Man" with Johnny Depp...as said by Gary Farmer, who is standing naked and sligh;ty intoxicated in front of johnny Depp: "Stupid fukking white man."
I crack up thinking about it, lol.
*EDIT* I just checked to see if it was actually Gary Farmer, and it was...but until now, I never knew he was Canadian! Cool. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 11/1/2005 9:30:58 AM | | " i will stick my foot so far up your butt the water on my knee will quench your thirst" Damon Wayons "Major Payne" "I'll get you a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP! ... check out the name tag grandma ... your in my world now ... you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep" Ben Stiller 'Happy Gilmour" might not be word for word but throow me a frickin bone here ...i mean honestly ... | |
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Posted: 11/1/2005 9:53:54 AM | | wil ferrells character mugatu from zoolander................. " SHUT UP!!! enuff already ballstein ! who cares about derek zoolander anyway? the man has only one look for christ sakes ! blue steel ...ferrai ...la tigre ...THERE THE SAME FACE !!! DOESN"T ANYONE NOTICE THIS I FEEL LIKE I"M TAKING CRAZY PILLS !!! " | |
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Posted: 11/2/2005 8:05:59 AM | All from Withnail & I
I feel like a pig shat in my head.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze
Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.
My thumbs have gone weird.
I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now. | |
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Joined: 5/29/2005
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 11/2/2005 5:35:16 PM | | Do you trust that we have secured the proper length of rope to safely land your brick on the ground below? Blue, "Your my boy Blue" | |
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Posted: 11/3/2005 6:31:17 PM | Sex between a man and a woman is a beautifull thing......... Provided you get between the right man and woman.
I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm a great lover, I practise a lot on my own.
Hey, don't knock masterbation, its sex with someone you love. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 11/3/2005 6:32:36 PM | Just in case no one has added the best quote in movie history yet...
"She turned me into a newt! (long pause) I got better."
Monty Python
"So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. Therefore... a witch!"
Monty Python
"We don't have a pedistal. We have a cot in the back."
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 11/3/2005 6:36:13 PM | Then a tall blonde walked past the window, I knew she had to be tall cause we were seven stories up.
Oh no, its my husband, Duck behind the couch.
Madame there is no duck behind this couch.
I'v had a perfectly wonderfull evening, but this wasn't it. | |
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