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Posted: 6/10/2006 12:29:57 AM | | Ace Ventura..."WARNING...A-Holes are closer than they appear!" (i wish i had a rear-view mirror so i could use that quote ALL THE TIME!) LMFAO! | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/11/2006 3:45:01 PM | Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake Blues lights a cigarette]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.
Blues Brothers | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/12/2006 11:05:11 AM | | American Wedding..............I'm gonna boom boom with the brides maids Finch F*cker.......... and another is Finch says grandmother f*cker so Stifler says mother f*cker and Finch replys YES I am................... and another is Stifler saying I'm going to hang out with my Wang out and I'm going to rock out with my C*ck out | |
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Posted: 6/12/2006 4:19:12 PM | Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore: "I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive."
The Jerk
Navin Johnson (Steve Martin): "I was born a poor black child..."
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Sniper: "Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical **stard."
Sniper: "Die, you random son of a b****!"
The Breakfast Club
Richard Vernon: "Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?"
John Bender: "Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
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John Bender: "Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?"
Brian Johnson: "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."
Rushmore
Dr. Peter Flynn: "I understand you're a neurosurgeon."
Bert Fischer: "No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake."
Office Space
Tom Smykowski: "Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"
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Bob Porter: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter Gibbons: "I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob!"
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Michael Bolton: "We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!"
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Samir: "No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar."
Michael Bolton: "Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton."
Samir: "You know there's nothing wrong with that name."
Michael Bolton: "There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."
Samir: "Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?"
Michael Bolton: "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"
The Rules of Attraction
Sean Bateman: "Are you here for that class?"
Lauren Hynde: "The tutorial on the post modern condition? It's been cancelled."
Sean Bateman: "Typical."
Lauren Hynde: "I haven't seen you in it before."
Sean Bateman: "That's what's so typical. This was the first time I bothered to show up."
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Paul Denton: "Oh, Jesus, Richard is that you?"
Dick: "It's 'Dick.' And yes."
Mrs. Mimi Jared: "Well..."Dick"... how is school?"
Richard "Dick" Jared: "Sucks c**k-k-k..."
Mrs. Mimi Jared: "And what classes are you taking...Dick?"
Dick: "Ummm, Gangbang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop."
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Posted: 6/13/2006 10:04:39 AM | Dead Alive (one of peter Jacksons First movies)
"I Kick A$$ For the lord"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"what the Fcuk is the Internet"
Desperado
Girl: And your Beer tastes Like Piss
Bartender: That's because We piss in it | |
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Posted: 6/13/2006 11:32:47 AM | 80's Moment:
Pretty In Pink:
"You know Chet....that is it....that is it Chet.....she thinks your sheet and deep down you know she is right!"
Breakfast Club:
"What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?"
"Impossible sir, it is in Johnsons' underwear."  ........and a snicker/laugh out of "Sporto". | |
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Posted: 6/13/2006 11:38:18 AM | one other quote from Breakfast Club:
Janator cleaning up and says "Hey, Brian how are you doing?"
Denver says "Your Dad work here!"
Brian raises lip slightly and shakes his head no | |
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Posted: 6/24/2006 6:56:02 AM | from Titanic...."I'll Never Let Go" i know the movie is a bit corny to most ppl but i have reasons why this quote is in my heart. and i miss the man like crazy. 7 years of friendship and i'm crazy about him...but eeehh...***munches on carrot*** thats another topic doc! | |
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Posted: 6/25/2006 10:53:15 PM | "It's too late to call now..what am I saying.....it is NEVER too late to do the right thing!" from the movie What Women Want
Another one "No one loves you like I do!" from the movie Stepmom
Yeah....Yeah....I know...but I am a woman.
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Posted: 6/26/2006 1:46:19 PM | Cheech Marin from one of the Cheech and Chong movies
on the phone yelling at his boss
"I wouldn't f*** your daughter if she had 10 tits!" | |
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Posted: 6/26/2006 9:36:08 PM | "As the virgin mary quietly said...cum again"
would you like sugar with your tea?....no thanks I'm already sweet enough
Bricktop, in the movie Snatch | |
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Posted: 7/24/2006 12:16:40 AM | Casablanca (almost)..."Play it again Sam."
The most famous movie quote never to be actualy in the movie
Sherlock Holmes..."It's elementary my dear Watson"
The second most famous movie quote never to be actualy in the movie | |
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Posted: 5/13/2007 4:07:57 PM | | Jeffrey Goynes (Brad Pitt) to James Cole (Bruce Willis) both psychiatric patients of Dr. Kathryn Railly (Madeliene Stowe): "We're consumers, Jim! Heh, ok, ok, buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff - if you don't - what are you then I ask you? What?! Mentally. Ill!" - 12 Monkeys 1995 | |
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Posted: 5/13/2007 9:22:30 PM | Witches of Eastwick
Jack Nicholson
Women! A Mistake? Or did god do this to us on purpose?
Patch Adams
Lets go down to the Maternity Ward, you know those chicks put out!
MST3K (Cave Dwellers)
YOUR CAPE IS FABULOUS!!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/14/2007 11:55:37 AM | Clerks 2
Randall, while wearing a shirt that says 'Porch Monkey 4 Life", to a boy while the mother looks on in shock: "It's cool, I'm takin' it back"
My Cousin Vinny
Mona-Lisa to Vinny on the subject of deer hunting: "Now, imagine you're a cute deer running through the forst. You stop by a stream, you put your little deer lips to the cool water. Then BAM!!, a f*ckin' bullet rips a part of your head off, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks ya, would you give a f*ck what the son of a b*tch that shot you was wearin'?!"
Aliens
Private Hudson, about Private Vasquez: "When they said "alien", she thought they said "Illegal alien signed up!" | |
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