| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/2/2007 8:29:20 AM | "Full Metal Jacket": Sgt. Hartman and Pvt. Cowboy
"Are you shook up? Are you nervous?"
"Sir! I am, sir!"
"Do I make you nervous?"
"Sir..."
"Sir, what? WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ***hole?!" | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/2/2007 12:56:15 PM | Is there an UNfunny line in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?!
That's gotta be the funniest movie of all time! "Come back, it's just a flesh wound...."
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/2/2007 1:39:15 PM | One of my favorites:
SIR BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/2/2007 1:55:52 PM | Spinal Tap also has a few gems:
MARTY: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
DEREK: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story..but, uh,
DAVID: He's passed on.
DEREK: he died. uh...he choked on..the ac- the official explanation was he choked on vomit.
NIGEL: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit. It's not....
DAVID: It's ugly.
NIGEL: You know. There's no real....
DEREK: You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
DAVID: You can't print, there's no way to print a spectra-photograph
NIGEL: You can't really dust for vomit.
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IAN: Oh there's uhh...the other thing is that the uh...the Boston gig has been cancelled.
NIGEL: What?
IAN: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.
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MARTY: It's pretty.
NIGEL: Yeah, I like it, just been fooling about with it for a few months now, very delicate...
MARTY: It's a, it's a bit of a departure from the kind of thing you normally play.
NIGEL: Yeah, it's part of a...trilogy really, a musical trilogy I'm doing... in... D minor, which I always find is really the saddest of all keys really. I don't know why, but it
makes people weep instantly, you play a..baaaaa...baaaaaa it's a horn part.
MARTY: It's very pretty.
NIGEL: ...baaaa, baaaaa, yeah, just simple lines intertwining, you know very much like, I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, it's sort of in between those, really, it's
like a Mach piece really, it's...
MARTY: What do you call this?
NIGEL: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump". | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/2/2007 2:00:53 PM | OMG, please don't start itemizing them...it was all I could resist not to paste a bunch of Grail lines!
(I love the 'bring out your dead' scene, hahahaha) | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/2/2007 10:33:38 PM | Tommy Boy:
Man my face hurts. Not so much here, or here , but right in this area.
Fat guy in little coat, Fat guy in little coat ( coat rips down the back)
I know where you live, I have seen where you sleep, I pray to God that your mothers will cry when they see what I have done to you.
Blazing Saddles:
Badges, We don't need no stinkin Badges.
Young Frankenstein:
What knockers (staring at the door)....Why thank you Doctor.
If the monster got part of your wonderful brain what did you get..MMMMMMMMM (eyes bugged out)
Blues Brothers:
Were on a mission from God
How much for the little girly? We want your women! (at the resturant) | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/3/2007 3:04:18 AM | "What were they... Psycho's?"
"Psycho's? Is that what they looked like?!? They were VAMPIRES!!! Psycho's do not EXPLODE when sunlight hits 'em, I don't give a f*ck how crazy they are!" | |
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Posted: 6/4/2007 9:45:35 AM | Kung pow: No, we trained him worng on purpose....as a joke.
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The new coach in Bring It On: And you, you should proabably stop eating all together before you ass gets so big it forms its own website!
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Ron Burgundy: My apartment smells of rich mahogany and a leather bound book.
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Ron Burgundy: Oh, its the deep burn..Oh, its so deep...I can barely lift my right arm cause i did so many. I dont know if you heard me counting..I did over a thousand.
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Ron Burgudy: She gets a special cologne, its called Sex Panther by Odion (Grrr)... Its illegal in 9 countries, and its made with real panther, so you know its good.
Its quite pungeant.
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Anchorman: What? you guys cant say one thing? Even the guy who cant think said something. You guys just stand there? come on.
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I love...lamp.
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Anchorman: Where did you get those clothes from? The toilet store? | |
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Posted: 6/4/2007 1:35:25 PM | "Remember men, we're fighting for this womans honour - which is more than she ever did"
- Groucho Marx, "A Night At The Opera". (1935) | |
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Posted: 6/5/2007 12:43:56 PM | Ron Burgundy
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Also pretty much every other line in that movie. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/5/2007 1:35:21 PM | | "Why don't you light the string of your tampon on fire and blow your box apart; cuz it's the only bang your ever gonna get." - The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 6/6/2007 7:10:39 PM | Hi
Here are a few: I'll Have What She's Having!-When Harry Met Sally
How Do I Look? Swell-Papillion
He's My Right Hand Man-You Are Going to Really Need Him Now- Striptease
I am rehabilitated-Shawshank Redemption
I know these are not all funny movies but I have used the quotes for some way in years-they stand out in my mind | |
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Posted: 6/8/2007 11:45:13 AM | | In the Movie "My Favorite Year" a drunk Peter O'Toole goes into the women's restroom. As he is standing there relieving himself, a woman comes out of a stall and exclaims "Hey, this is for ladies only!" to which Peter O'Toole replies "So is this mum, but sometimes I must run a little water through it". | |
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Posted: 6/8/2007 5:29:19 PM | "I'am just going to leave-it as is!"
I know! Yesterday I wrote****& bull ... and watch what happens!
But fav. funny movie quotes:
Crocodile Dundee: "You call THAT a knive?"
...and also (from Five Easy Pieces):
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.
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Posted: 4/21/2008 5:42:15 PM | Heres a couple from Super Troopers:
Ursula: "Foster, on our cruiser someone hast to let you out."
Urlsula: " F...K!" (Starts making out with Foster)
Heres a 2nd quite
Urlsula: "Drop your coat and touch your toes and a I'll show you where the wild goose goes."
A 3rd quite.
The Chief: "I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
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Posted: 4/23/2008 9:38:09 PM | Lol I love Ace Ventura-When Nature Calls
"Oh and you must be the MONOPOLY GUY" lol!
Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna...
Ace: Hi there. Nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna!
[quickly turns to face one of the natives]
Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Alrighty Then!
[turns to another]
Ace: Excuse me, your balls are showing.
[thumbs-up]
Ace: Bumblebee tuna.
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Posted: 4/24/2008 3:46:44 AM | I’m bad Ash and you’re good ash, you’re goody little two shoes…. (BANG) … Good, Bad, I’m the guy with the gun. / Bruce Campbell / Army of Darkness
Liz: You, hang out with my friends? Sorry - 'a failed actress and a twat?'
Shaun: Well, that's a bit harsh.
Liz: Your words, Shaun!
Shaun: I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress! / Liz / shaun of the dead
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick some a$$ and I'm all outa bubble gum. / Roddy piper / their here.
I'm going to hang out with my Wang out and I'm going to rock out with my C0ck out / Stifler / American Wedding
I was born a poor black child in Mississippi... / Steve Martin / The Jerk
Randall, wearing a shirt that says 'Porch Monkey 4 Life", to a little boy while the mother looks on in shock: "It's cool, I'm takin' it back" / Randall / Clerks 2
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. / South Park movie
FLY FAT A$$ FLY! / Jay / Mall rats | |
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Posted: 4/24/2008 2:30:37 PM | From Addams Family Values:
"You're a real lady killer."
"Acquitted!"
From Little Shop of Horrors:
"Don't tell me - you got tied up."
"No, just handcuffed a little."
From Life of Brian:
"Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad.... attack!!"
From Blazing Saddles:
"If a man drinks like that, and he doesn't eat, he is going to die!"
"When?"
From M*A*S*H:
(Radar, reporting to Col. Blake as Hawkeye taunts Frank about his wild night with Hot Lips)
"Captain Pierce is questioning the Major about a point of anatomy, Sir." | |
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Posted: 4/24/2008 10:11:22 PM | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal? | |
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Posted: 4/25/2008 8:18:13 AM | This isn't an actual movie quote but it was said on a movie set by WC Fields. He drank constantly and so he had a code word for needing another drink so others on the set wouldn't know he was asking for a refill. He would tell his aide that he needed another pineapple juice and the aide would get him another drink.
One day a new aide was assigned to him (who wasn't aware of the code word) and when the aide brought him his drink. WC spit out the drink and said "somebody put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice" | |
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Posted: 4/27/2008 12:52:54 PM | From History Of The World:
Moses proclaims "The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..." (he then drops one of the tablets) "Oy!... Ten! Ten Commandments! For all to obey!"
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Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bs* artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bs last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bs last week?
Comicus: Yes!
"Virgins, put on your NO ENTRY signs! We are about to confront....guys."- Empress Nympho
"Could you please step on the same foot at the same time? My tit's are falling off!"- Empress Nympho
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"I been sayin' that sh*t for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****** before you popped a cap in his ass." ~Pulp Fiction
Vincent: A Royale with cheese
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Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? | |
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