| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 4/27/2008 1:26:25 PM | "You're a doctor, deal with it." - Sgt. Angel to the town doctor after his partner accidentally shoots him in the foot. (Hot Fuzz)
"All right you screw-headed primates, You see this? Thiiiis is my BOOMSTICK!" - Ash to crowd. (Army of Darkness)
"How Shall We F**k Off, O' Lord!" John Cleese (Life of Brian)
" This is either genius, or madness."
" It's truly remarkable how often those two traits coincide." - Exchange between Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow. (Pirates of the Carribean - Curse of the black Pearl) | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 4/27/2008 5:30:51 PM | | DOES YOUR DOG BITE??? (DOG ATTACKS MANS LEG)...I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOSNT BITE??....RESPONSE: ITS NOT MY DOG!!....PETER SELLERS | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 4/29/2008 5:01:30 AM | Uncle Buck 1989:
Macaulay Culkin and John Candy go head to head:
Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job. | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 4/30/2008 5:27:46 PM | From Liar Liar:
Fletcher: Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message?
[yells]
Fletcher: Wake up, sisters! There is nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex!
From Spaceballs:
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chickennnnnn? | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/2/2008 10:26:09 AM | I've got a gun and a shovel and no one will miss you.
~Can't remember the movie
Werewolf, there wolf
~Young Frankenstein
Hump, what hump
~Young Frankenstein | |
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Posted: 5/2/2008 2:49:28 PM | FORREST GUMP ...
He's talking about 'Jenny' ...
(the love of his life)
In his voice you can JUST *TELL* - HOW MUCH he absolutely LOVES HER - and she is the light of his life.
He's talking about some of her "activities" during one of their many 'times apart'
He very VERY casually mentions that she tried to kill herself.
... a couple of seconds pass ...
Forrest takes a DEEP BREATH - and with *GREAT EXASPERATION*
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... A-GAIN !! | |
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Posted: 5/2/2008 6:33:24 PM | The Mask with Jim Cash'n'Carry and Richard Jeni. Witty from start to finish - a classique! Jim at his early, naturally funniest!
Start of the movie at the bank;
Charlie (Jeni)- Know what you need? You need a change of pace. I'm going to take you on a love Safari deep into the heart of the urban jungle. (PoF hahaha)
Stanley (Carrey) - Tell me more buwana...
Charlie - The CocoBunga Club, the hottest new joint in town. Only the creme de la creme need apply.
Stanley - So how do we get in?
I'm watching this right now to get refreshed upon all the great parts...
Will share as I my old vhs player forwards through the video...
Ssssssmmmokkkkin!
Quote from reporter - Most men think monogamy is some sort of wood!
Stanley is fantasizing about being macho and kissing Cameron Diaz who comes up to him, they embrace, she grabs his face and starts to lick the side of his face. He was dreaming and in reality, his dog Milo is licking him to death and wakes him up from his droolingly wet fantasy. | |
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Posted: 5/2/2008 7:18:40 PM | The famous park scene with Cameron Diaz...
The Mask - Kiss me my dear and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichy sois!
Diaz - knee to his crotch...
Mask - She is so coy..... I luuuv it!
Now like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer! | |
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Posted: 5/4/2008 6:12:25 PM | Here is one from WAR GAMES
"I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!"
From the movie TANK
Now my wife and kids are gone, you gona try 'n burn me out, I'll tell you one thing I'll take a few of ya with me! | |
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| From terminator
Posted: 5/4/2008 7:45:04 PM | | Boy said,theres police out there.mom asked how many......Boy says ( all of them i think)... | |
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| What's your favourite funny movie quote?
Posted: 5/4/2008 8:15:53 PM | CADDYSHACK
"You take drugs Danny?"
"Yes"
"So whats the problem?"
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"So Ty how do you measure yourself against other golfers?"
"By height."
"Ty you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. He's club champion and I'm no slouch"
"Don't kid yourself judge....You're a termendous slouch."
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FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
"Hey! Are you in my class?"
"I am today."
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"People on ludes should not drive."
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"My brother's gonna sh!t! He's gonna kill us."
"Make up your mind dude. Is he gonna sh!t or is he gonna kill us?"
"First he's gonna sh!t. Then he's gonna kill us!"
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"My dad's a TV repairman. He's got this ULTIMATE set of tools. I can fix it." | |
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