| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/4/2008 5:57:53 AM | Forget about people from your past ..............theres a reason why they didnt make your future !!
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:05:25 AM | Here's one from my Dad.......
"The higher a monkey climbs up the tree, the more he shows his ar$e!"
Feel free to interpret as you wish ! | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/4/2008 6:20:45 AM | To Assume makes an Ass out of u and me.
Hurt me once, shame on you, hurt me twice, shame on me.
If you have nothing nice to say...... Say nothing! | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/4/2008 7:47:06 AM | Making a mistake is not a problem; repeating it is
Give me a fish & I would be fed today; show me how to fish, and I would be feed for life!
(No pun intended on POF. I like this particular one as I hate someone solving a problem for me... I rather he shows me how to approach to tackle it.) | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/4/2008 8:20:45 AM | | A bird in the hand will crap on your wrist. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/4/2008 10:07:00 AM |
im not as green as i am cabbage looking!
...or, "I may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night!"
...or, my preferred one, "I'm not as stupid as you look!" | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/14/2008 4:22:06 PM |
Any other pearls of wisdom you#d like to share
well everybody has few sayings mulling around there head so what are they please share and let everyone know how wise you are
Borrow money from a pessimist, they dont expect it back. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/14/2008 4:34:00 PM | | When opportunity comes knocking 98% of people will complain about the noise. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/14/2008 4:36:22 PM | | Never fart in a lift when on your own..no doubt someone will get in on the next floor | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/14/2008 5:32:17 PM | | One today is worth two tomorrows. always | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 4:18:05 AM | | never, EVER, argue with a woman who's suffering with PMS! | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 5:02:44 AM | When my ship comes in, I'll be waiting at the airport.
What the eye doesn't see, the heart doesn't bleed for. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 6:47:03 AM | you are only as good as the person next to you....which in my case is usually the tramp sat next to me on the bus | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 8:54:31 AM | you are only as good as the person next to you.
As that appears to be me. I think you're screwed! | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 9:06:15 AM | | When you'r dressed up to the nines, don't have one over the eight. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 9:06:56 AM | Life is not a dress rehearsal - you'll never get another opportunity to live the next hour!
And I just asked my daughter what she remembered me saying as she was growing up and she replied...... 'Never mind - its character building'...... apparantly I said it every time she moaned about anything or anyone! | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 11:40:58 AM | seek and ye shall find.
bury your head in the sand and ye shall suffocate. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 4/15/2008 1:40:55 PM | | Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 5/16/2008 12:11:21 PM | ASK AND YOU WILL RECEIVE>>>>
sale special , my mother always use to say .....WHATS IN THE WINDOW TODAY , WILL BE IN THE WINDOW TO-MORROW......
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO !!!....
A bird in te hand is worth two in the bush ....
Waste not want not,.... ( from an old Indian friend)
Live today , as tomorrow will come soon enough !!....
Roses are RED , violets are Blue,...
Let lying dogs sleep......
Save your nickles , save your dimes , come up and see me any-time !!!...
Fools tread where deviles fear to go !!.....
An apple a day , will keep the doctor at bay .....   | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 5/16/2008 12:58:30 PM | A woman only need 3 things in life
Love to make her weak
Booze to make her strong
And friends to pick her up when the other 2 knock her to the ground. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 5/16/2008 1:00:48 PM | One of my ex's favourites: You keep on window shopping matey, but God help you if I catch you trying anything on!
When one door closes, another one slams in yer face-.
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 5/16/2008 1:33:00 PM | You can't polish a turd
There are no pockets in shrouds
Better to have the bottom fall out of your world than the world fall out you bottom
Don’t be pissed off – be pissed up...................................................................... | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 5/16/2008 1:45:14 PM | Never argue with an idiot, they will always beat you with experience.
I live by this daily. In fact, an awful lot recently | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 5/16/2008 2:02:09 PM | revenge is a dish best served cold
my dad always maintained that whenever stuck with a difficult choice, the right thing to do was always the hardest thing to do. | |
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| Pearls of wisdom
Posted: 5/16/2008 2:20:34 PM | Those at the top look down and all they see is the tops of our heads
us at the bottom look up and all we see is arseholes | |
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