| The Kinky Test
Posted: 4/9/2008 1:51:53 PM | | Well, how embarrassing for me. I'm only 398, must be the time I grew up. Hell, I was teens in the 60's. I've been just too nice, gonna have to fix that! | |
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| The Kinky Test
Posted: 4/9/2008 1:52:27 PM | | I got a 660....they said I am a major league kinkster....hmmm. So, uh, just curious...how do you score in the 800's? | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 2:11:37 PM | Sex with the same sex, that's bi/gay, not kinky. Is it?
What am I missing?
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Getting laid maybe? Even unkinky sex is OK with me.
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(((I'm only 398, must be the time I grew up. Hell, I was teens in the 60's...))
Don't fret outdoorgirl, I think you might have forgotten the answers to some of those....LOL (that means it's supposed to be funny, go ahead, spit some coffee on the keyboard, or drop your cum cocktail in the woollen rug).
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(((how do you score in the 800's?))). If you already answered "yes" to sex with multiple animals, and making pornos with your friends, working in a gloryhole drivethrough (for free), taking a bath in a tub of cum, or getting married to a vampire....I don't know how to score more. | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 2:13:42 PM |
I wonder what my score means 666
It means you are a kinky devil and cooler than the rest of us.
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Posted: 4/9/2008 3:32:52 PM |
Even though you dont want to know, I have a theory. It must mean male animal to female person, since the male has to be 'ready' and do the deed. I've seen just about everything in porn and those dogs sure look like they're having a good time.
Eeeeeeeeewwww!  | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 3:33:58 PM | jes did it the test i mean scored 457 not bad...some of the q. were phew hot....lol | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 3:52:05 PM | There was some stuff on there that even I wouldn't do, but I am a "Major Kinkster" with a score of 639. | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 3:52:20 PM | | 575 I guess I am not as kinky as I thought I was. Probably because I have no interest in same sex hook-ups. They seemed to ask alot of those questions. Plus, the beastiality stuff...seriously now...beastiality. I thought that was reserved for Mexico or shocking video clips my hockey buddies send for the shock value! | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 3:59:26 PM | i think that to get to 800 +, you'd have to
1.f'ck with animals.. at any level.- never gonna happen
2.think bestiality is ok. - nope
3. think bestiality can be consensual- well , my dog does get that look in his eye...
4. drink blood.
5.play with menstrual blood-
6.drank/ gave breast milk
7.been 'marked' by your partner
8.have tattoos- emphasis is on this one. i have none
9.have piercing- again, they emphasize this- just my ears.
10.been in a gang bang.- kinky i guess
11.attend a public dungeon- this is kinky to me.
12.pretend to be a vampyre.- does a vampire cheer leader count.
13. cross dress- too much 4 me altho those silk panties did feel soft on my bottom...that one time...
14. have had at least one same sex sexual experience.- nah
15. done the webcam masturbation thing. i'll save the world the boredom of that one.
16. been at a cum-on- your face party.- i think i will pass on this one as well.
It is a fun sort of test
Too much emphasis on tattoos/and piercings.
you might as well as if the woman smokes as even Lois says " if she smokes, she pokes!"
A thread on here says something about women who smoke being more likely to have sex - i think the OP said promiscuous?
So smoking and tattoos /piercing go hand in hand with being a kinkster?
So- For those who scored high on this test : do you smoke?
The animal question are frikking weird really.
I think that a lot of kinky people would be pissed off to see that bestiality is part of being kinky.
I think that being kinky is still being healthy whereas f' cking animals is just wrong.
Who would want a boring sex life?
They left out so many things that go into an exciting sex life.
I scored in the 600-700 range. just an average everyday ordinary guy.
I really don't believe that I am kinky. so the test is just supposed to make you smile.
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Posted: 4/9/2008 4:12:10 PM | A 339. Damn this drought is killing me | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 4:48:25 PM | "I'm a little confused about the animal questions, though. How can sex with an animal be mutually consensual???? "
I had the same thought along with eww on that one.
Mine was a 504 so not too bad there.
vvvvvvvvv Who me? If so tried it and full out is not my thing, Light play is cool though. | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 4:51:31 PM | | baby doll, u need to join bondage.com and stop worrying about being kinky. | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 4:52:12 PM | A 339. Damn this drought is killing me
lol
Aw, a nice man. Cheer up, it gets better.  | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 5:00:25 PM |
A thread on here says something about women who smoke being more likely to have sex - i think the OP said promiscuous?
So smoking and tattoos /piercing go hand in hand with being a kinkster?
So- For those who scored high on this test : do you smoke?
Nah, doesn't make sense. Nicotine is a vasoconstrictor. Arousal and orgasm depends on good vascular health, ergo, smokers in general may have just as much sex as non smokers but the orgasms, they are not so good. Plus, if you smoke, you stink, so less attractive there as well. Just my opinion. Don't hate on me.
I haven't noticed any increase in my sex drive or level of promiscuity since getting a tattoo. I do look at my leg more often than I used to, though. | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 5:12:17 PM | | I got a 702...but i think because I am a total sub and cant tie my partner up and stuff lol. Oh yea and the animal thing....a no go for me but to each their own....we had a lady down here a few years ago go to jail for giving a horse a blow job..... | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 6:15:37 PM | | what topic is it under. i would like to take this | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 6:32:44 PM | ^^^ "what topic is it under. i would like to take this"
See post #6
~ds~ | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 6:32:52 PM | Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 610!
more than i expected but the test was fun to take non the less .
greg | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 6:44:27 PM | | So what kind of animals did you do it with? or was the only one you said no too? LOL | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 6:45:09 PM |
Nah, doesn't make sense. Nicotine is a vasoconstrictor. Arousal and orgasm depends on good vascular health, ergo, smokers in general may have just as much sex as non smokers but the orgasms, they are not so good. Plus, if you smoke, you stink, so less attractive there as well. Just my opinion. Don't hate on me.
I haven't noticed any increase in my sex drive or level of promiscuity since getting a tattoo. I do look at my leg more often than I used to, though.
lol... i agree with what you have said.
All valid points. All true in my opinion about less attractive with smoking.
However, cocaine is a vasoconstrictor as well and people still take that and still have sex.
People who take coke have been known to indulge in a few sexual escapades.
Tattoos don't MAKE a person more sexual or kinky.
Kinky people tend to be the sort of person to GET tattoo'ed
Smoking doesn't MAKE a person more kinky or more sexual than non-smokers.
It was alleged and the stats seem to back it up - that people who engage in sex with a higher frequency/ higher intensity tend to be smokers as well.
I don't believe that they are smoking while they are having their sex- although I didn't look to check... he he he.. old airline joke about smoking in the bathroom ...
Back in the day, when I was a waiter, I always wanted to work in the smoking section as smokers tend to go out more, be more indulgent, spend more, and gave better tips.
I dont smoke so I probably will die of second hand smoke related disease as a sort of penance.
The thinking goes - and the studies seem to show it- that those people who engage in anti-social or non-conforming activities tend to be those who also engage in other non-conformist sort of activities.
And then there is the education issue- on average- those people who have higher education have more sexual deviances, and practice a wider variety of sexual practices than do people who are less educated.
For whatever reason, fewer high school graduates engage in oral sex, have fewer sex partners, have more traditional vanilla sex than people who have a university education.
MOney is one factor as it takes a fairly good paying job to be able to afford all the things that go along with that lifestyle. As well as to take the trips to places like hedonism II.
You probably would NOT be surprised at the numbers of doctors, lawyers and cops who are part of the lifestyle, wife swap, husband swap or are into bondage and whatever else.
I don't know what you mean about 'hate you' but i guess it's not to give you a hard time about it.
No, I won't. I hope you don't take it that I did.
I agree with all your points. They are all valid. They just don't have much to do with what I said.
YOu are putting the horse before the cart about the tattoos / smoking-
speaking of horses...
I got a 702...but i think because I am a total sub and cant tie my partner up and stuff lol. Oh yea and the animal thing....a no go for me but to each their own....we had a lady down here a few years ago go to jail for giving a horse a blow job.....
When I took the test the second time, I hit 702 as well. Although I don't know how you scored each item, it was funny as all i did was change my answer to one question while keeping the rest the same. Bingo- 702!!!!
When I took that answer back to reality, my score fell back to the same original rating.
so... let me just believe that you picked the same one that I changed and we rated each or the other questions the same way....
care to go out on a date??? Pick you up ,,say 9pm on FRiday?? lol..j/k of course.
um... she blew a horse? and apparently the horse didn't consent to this...?
without getting too icky about the details ( there I said it,, icky ).. how big is this woman's mouth? Did she take her teeth out or something? | |
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| The Kinky Test
Posted: 4/9/2008 6:47:30 PM | Oh I scored 586 I guess Im not as much as a sex freak as I thought I was  | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 6:49:24 PM | | 599 for me in the high end of the "kinkier than most" range. No surprise to me. | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 7:01:13 PM | A 339. Damn this drought is killing me
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Dude, a masochist like you should have scored much more. Although, reverse psychology could work here......Go take the test again, now that you know the answers...I bet you score a lot higher. | |
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