| Ignoring your superiority....
Posted: 7/7/2008 12:07:18 PM | Men lie about stalking just as much as women, especially when they get caught with their pants down. Here is a funny story about a guy with an ego problem not a stalking problem.
My friends own a winery and there was a gallery next store. I went in and looked around. The owner was ALL over me! He touched my back and told me how beautiful my pale skin and blue eyes were, etc. He did not know JACK about art and I thought he was a cute if clueless. I gave him my card and he gave me his. He did not know I knew his next store neighbors.
Well, the guy did a series of paintings of me and my friends from the winery saw them. They were dead on replicas of me and the guy put them in the annual town art festival. I went to the festival and the guy's wife was there. She got bent out of shape when she saw me. She said I was her husband's ex-girlfriend and I was "stalking" him! I had only met her husband once and was quite shocked as were my friends. Get this, the guy had been taking pictures of me with a telephoto lens when I was at my friends' winery! The dufus was so STUPID he had the photos on display with the paintings. Can anyone say "projection"?
My friends told the wife off, but the husband left the art festival before it ended. My friends were angry, but I laughed my behind off at the joke of a no talent painter and his dense wife. The couple in question moved out of the town and closed the shop less than a week after the art festival. People are strange. | |
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