| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/21/2008 1:34:14 AM | More:
10. Blow a party favor noisemaker, than tell everyone: "But Seriously..."
9. Whenever someone enters the elevator, ask them: "Didn't I just see you yesterday?"
8. Everytime someone leaves the elevator, wave an American Flag, and say: "I'm free from your existance!"
7. Before the elevator doors close, tell everyone that at this very moment, someone is going to run down the stairs to see who makes it to the ground floor first: The Elevator or the Runner.
6. When the elevator reaches the top floor, tell everyone that no one can leave until the other elevator in the building reaches the top floor too.
5. Do push-ups in the elevator.
4. Put a "Wet-Floor Sign" in the middle of the elevator.
3. Use the elevator phone and tell everyone you're trying to order a pizza.
2. If you press a floor button, and someone presses a floor button higher than yours, tell the person: Ohh, someone thinks they're better than I am!
And the #1 thing to do in an elevator: Take the newspaper out of someone's hands and fold it into a newspaper hat, then tell everyone: It's Art and Crafts Day in the Elevator! | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/23/2008 10:17:04 PM | I cannot believe that on Plenty of Fish, where people's mind seem to be incessantly naughty 
not a single person has mentioned the most obvious? Making out! I almost always tease my
sweetie when we get onto an elevator, by grabbing him in a passionate embrace, kissing him
& saying "Ever had sex in an elevator?" | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/25/2008 10:49:50 AM | Here's More:
10. If you are a construction worker, enter the elevator with your hard hat on and tell the person next to you: "I'm prepared if the ceiling falls."
9. As soon as you enter the elevator, warn everyone you just ate a Giant Taco Salad.
8. If you're a new employee, open your briefcase and ask out loud: "What am I supposed to do with this?"
7. Turn the elevator lights off and shout out loud: "Okay now guess where I'm standing!"
6. If someone walks in with a bag of jellybeans, sneak your hand into the bag every 5 minutes until the person notices.
5. When the elevator door opens at the lobby, stand outside next to the open door and tell everyone about to enter: "The Elevator Carnival Ride starts at noon."
4. Put a "Closed for Repairs" sign on the elevator wall as it's going up or down.
3. When someone asks to press the floor button for him/her, tell the person in a suspenseful tone: "Are you sure you want to go on THAT floor?"
2. Count the ceiling tiles AND floor tiles out loud.
And the #1 thing to do in an elevator: If someone walks into the elevator holding a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, shout out: "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/26/2008 6:56:30 AM | * Holding cupped hands together*..."...Would you like to pet my Tarantula....?"
Ask...'Is the Hanta Virus Clinic on the 8th or 9th floor..??'
'I need change for a $10 . . do you have 2-Threes and a Four...??'
'Has anyone seen my Scorpion..??' | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/26/2008 10:15:13 PM | I came up with some more:
10. Whenever the elevator stops at a floor, make a puke face.
9. Offer to play tic-tac-toe with someone in the elevator on one of the walls.
8. Lean against the "Open Elevator Doors" button after everyone gets into the elevator, than say: "I'm not moving from this spot."
7. If someone closes his/her newspaper, shout behind him/her: "Hey, I was reading that!"
6. If the person next to you is wearing glasses, take the glasses off his/her face and ask: "Do these look better on me?"
5. If a police officer enters the elevator, ask: "Where's the rest of the Village People?"
4. Pretend to put your cell phone on speaker and tell everyone: "Watch what you say because I have the boss on speaker phone."
3. Fiddle with your hair, teasing that you have on a toupee.
2. Read your meeting presentation speech out loud, but continuously mess up on the introduction.
And the #1 thing to do in an elevator: When the elevator doors close, tell everyone that they're on a reality show called: Survivor Elevator. | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/27/2008 5:12:28 AM | This is really funny if you do it just before the elevator reaches your floor. Tip your water bottle so a puddle forms at the feet of the man in front of you, then loudly say, "What's the matter with you that you couldn't wait until you got to the office?"
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/27/2008 11:37:22 PM | Came up with more in a flash:
10. If you see someone reading the newspaper, pull out your newspaper and try to "Speed Read" with the person.
9. Shout "Vroom, Vroom" whenever the elevator starts going up.
8. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
7. Eat a piece of celery loudly when 10 people enter the elevator.
6. If you have a drink with a straw in it, blow bubbles in the drink.
5. Say "Sorry I thought this was the Star Wars Convention" when you enter the elevator with at least 10 people inside.
4. If you are the first to enter the elevator, turn around and shake everyone's hand, asking them that you're now The General of the Elevator.
3. If you are eating potato chips, wipe your hands on someone's jacket from behind.
2. Stare at the person for one minute, then say, "My socks don't match."
And the #1 thing to do in an elevator: Stand in front of the elevator doors after they close, put your hand over your mouth and say: "This is your captain speaking, please put all briefcases and purses in their full upright positions for we will be experiencing turbulence." | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/27/2008 11:59:43 PM | 1 . Tell everyone that there is a secret floor . with magical creatures .. and how you slayed and evil giant and saved there kingdom.
2 . Pay your last respects to fallen elevator repair man
3 . When the elevator starts up at the top floor pull some nuts and bolts out of your pocket .. Then look around and say ... Well That Should Speed This babby Up !
4 . When three or more people get on pick up the emergency phone and say . Yep three people boss lets see if she will hold .
5 . Play strip elevator
6 . Tap a few people lightly on top the head and whisper softly wack a mole .
7. Spin a bottle on the floor and hew ever it stops at say . Well it looks like you just got lucky .
8 . Call your own cell phone . then say out load . I'm On It . Then tap all the elevator keys franticly and say relax fokes I'm a professional it looks like we got ourselves a elevator hacker .
9 . Put your hands on the door and talk about prison life and how you killed a man after being placed in solitary confinement.
10 . Get on the elevator start taking of your shirt . Then look at everyone and say Shhhhhhhhhh .. I'm superman.
if eneyone wants eney more let me know  | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/28/2008 8:16:24 PM | Sorry whodatfan23 the jokes are funny but I think its fair to say all most all of your jokes have been taken from the web do you have anything original .  | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/29/2008 11:00:56 AM | Say this to no one in particular: "You know, this elevator does more than elevate. It also lowers. The name only tells half the story."
This one takes quite a bit of planning, and you would need help from the guys in building maintenance. But it's worth it if you can pull it off. It worked on "Mission: Impossible". You have the elevator rigged up so that when it's crowded the elevator suddenly stops with a big lurch. Then have the elevator vibrate while "falling" sounds are played through the Muzak speaker, getting louder and faster, and the lighted numbers above the door count down rapidly - or, if the numbers are LED, have them count down until they are an indistinguishable flickering blur. Then scream, "Somebody stop this thing! We're all gonna die! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Works especially well in tall buildings.
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 5/29/2008 12:11:48 PM | 1 . See if you can hold the door open with the tip of your tounge
2 . Every time someone gets off the elevator say thanks now maybe this thing will actually start moving .
3 . Push all the elevator keys then at every stop peek your head around the door and say . Peek - A - Boo .
4 . Hang fly paper
5 . Midway up slip on a ski mask and a pair of leather gloves
6 . Sing the milk shake song
7 . Get into a heated argument with yourself about what floor to get off on .
8 . Take a phew pictures of everyone with your cell phone camera . then say thanks I know someone hews not going to be alone tonight .
9 . have a yard sale .
10 . make a voodoo doll and step on it right before people get on the elevator
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 6/6/2008 9:23:47 PM | Thought of some more:
10. Put a rack in the corner of the elevator so people can hang their coats/hats.
9. Bring a shovel into the elevator and tell everyone that buried treasure is near.
8. Tell everyone the "Elevator Olympic Games" start tomorrow.
7. Tell everyone you spoke to the building mechanic about the elevator making "strange noises."
6. Turn the lights off and ask: "Anyone got one of those glow sticks?"
5. Ask someone to tweek your eyebrows for you.
4. If you see someone holding a cup of coffee, gross them out by saying it has the characteristics of mud.
3. Fool around with your tie, then when someone looks at you, shout: "My tie!"
2. Stand on top of briefcase in the corner of the elevator so that you can be taller than the others.
And the #1 thing to do in an elevator: Before the people enter the elevator, and if you're the first one in, turn around and ask them: "What? None of you can take the stairs?" | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 6/10/2008 9:22:51 AM | 10. Tell the person standing next to you that obviously terrified "You know if it crashed you'd probably just break your legs, so if it starts to fall just jump as high as you can so you don't die, have a great day "
9. Start crying uncontrollably and hug the person thats still teriffied by your previous comment and tell them all of your problems, especially those ever so aggrivating gas problem you've had all morning.
8. Definitely pick your nose and start laughing and offer it to anyone that's in the elevator.
7. Don't try to explain the wet spot when they get in just zip up your pants and say sorry
6. HOT BOX THE ELEVATOR!!
5. Start singing the song "Elevator" and dance your dirty moves on the old guy hiding in the corner, hope you know cpr he might need it after this excitement
4. If they ask how you are say "Awesome, just got released from jail." Need I say more? Is this starting to look like a longer trip or is just me.
3. pull your tin foil out of your bag and start putting it on all the walls and put a barrier in there and keep listening to the walls suspiciously and looking around with the same look... and please... make sure you start a small fire to keep you warm will your hiding from whoever's out to get you... in the elevator.
2. Get naked.
1. Start have a conversation with you and your split personality... make sure your two personalities start arguing.. if you can manage a physical fight with yourself that would be even better | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 6/10/2008 4:58:19 PM | omg, this kid from louisana, is so hilarious!! Somebody stop him!
My fave thing to do in the elevator is ask someone next to them if they will look at my rash and see if its contagious...
lol
I mean, you are only on the elevator for a minute right?
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 6/10/2008 9:33:38 PM | Came up with some more:
10. Change all the elevator floor labels to pictures of emotions.
9. Walk in with your laptop and tell everyone you're buying an elevator on Ebay.
8. If you have a brown box in your hands, take the bubble wrap out of it and step on it whenever someone goes to leave the elevator (at least 1o people inside the elevator)
7. Bring an old walkman into the elevator and ask someone if he/she has a cassette tape.
6. If you see someone on his/her cellphone, start pounding on the elevator wall and when the person stares at you angrily, say: "Which is annoying? me hitting the elevator wall or you talking on your cell phone?"
5. Work on a crossword puzzle and ask out loud, "What's '12 Across' for "something that goes from the lobby to the top floor?"
4. Walk in with your lawyer and tell everyone, "I'm sueing all of you because you wouldn't press the floor button for me."
3. Press the button that holds the elevator doors then randomly ask, "Want the elevator to move while the doors are still open?"
2. Tell everyone that you're selling Candy Bars and the elevator doors won't open until you sell all 50 of them.
And the #1 thing to do in an elevator: Turn off the elevator lights, and if you are security guard, turn on your flashlight and give a Shadow Show with your hand (Encourage the passengers to join in to put on "The Elevator Play." | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/4/2008 12:25:25 PM | Ancient Chinese Proverb say:
Crowded elevator smell different to midget........................................................................................................................... | |
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