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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/21/2008 9:52:11 PM | It's been awhile but here are some more:
10. Bring a map of the office building with you and tell everyone you're searching for the treasure and the "X" mark is the elevator you're standing in.
9. Lay on the floor if you're the only one in the elevator, and when the doors open for people to get on, say: "I fell off the ceiling."
8. Look up at the ceiling and say out loud: "Where's my signature that I left here last year?"
7. With at least 10 people in the elevator, take out a pen and notepad and ask for everyone's opinion as to why they didn't take the stairs.
6. Show everyone a fake CD that's entitled, "Greatest Elevator Music of all Time"
5. If someone drops his/her pen on the floor, glare at the person and ask, "Do you know how long it took for me to clean this elevator floor?"
4. Look at your reflection in the elevator doors, then say out loud: "Stop the elevator, there should only be me in this elevator."
3. Draw white squares in the 4 corners of the elevator and when 4 people stand on them, tell them they are the "4 Horsemen of the Elevator."
2. Make faces at the Elevator Security Camera, then tell the person next to you: "They're coming for you next."
And #1: When the elevator doors open, walk out the elevator first, then turn around and say: "I recorded everything you people said with my tape recorder; now I'm going to tell the boss." | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/22/2008 2:21:08 AM | 10. Jump up and down and say "I wonder if they fixed the brakes yet?"
9. Look at the person of the same sex next to you and ask "So, who else is going down in this elevator?"
8. Look really scared and keep asking "Did you feel that?"
7. Make a pinging noise everytime the elevator does, only louder...much much louder.
6. Open a container of old tuna helper, hold it under someones nose and ask "does this smell okay to you?"
5. Stare at the person next to you while inserting two fingers to either side of your mouth and pulling back.
4. Wait until someones going to the top floor, get out on the second floor, sprint all the way to the top, when the elevator doors open ask "what took you so long?"
3. Say to no one in particular "damn, the meth is kicking in already, I hope I can keep my clothes on this time."
2. Pull your pants up to your armpits and stand in the corner facing the wall.
And the Number One Thing to Do in an Elevator:
1. Take a big steaming dump in the middle of the elevator while wearing blind persons glasses and sporting a cane. | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/22/2008 12:35:04 PM | 10. When someone enters the elevator tell them “they just missed the parade”
9 . When the elevator doors close ask all the other riders if they went pea before they left
8. When the elevator is in motion yell at the person next to you “don’t make me stop this car”
7. when the elevator starts to go up hold your arms above your head and yell “I’m coming LORD”
6. Pass the collection plate around asking everyone if they have accepted Satan as the true ruler of the world
5. Randomly look at the person standing next to you and ask if they caught the latest episode of Tom and Jerry
4. Ask people to see their tickets as the enter the elevator
3. Place a card board cut our beside the elevator which reads “you must be this tall to ride this ride”
2. Start scratching yourself and shout “dam it, I hope this flea shampoo works soon!”
1. When another person of the same gender enters the elevator look them in the eye and say “I didn’t know you were in the closet too!” | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/22/2008 12:51:21 PM | 10. Ask the person next to you to “pull my finger!”
9. Smile at someone for 2 or 3 floors and then tell them that they have their belt on up side down!
8. When the elevator doors open, look at the person about to enter and say “filler up Mack”
7. If there is music playing, keep pushing the same button on the elevator and say “why are the presets not working?”
6. While on the elevator ask the person next to you “ok, who moved my desk?”
5. Look at your reflection in the doors and demand that you “stop staring at me”
4. Walk onto the elevator and tell every one that this is now a one way elevator!
3. When the Elevator is full announce to everyone “this is the way my brother got killed!”
2. While standing in front of the buttons start trying to put your bank card in and ask someone why there is no money in your account.
1. When the elevator starts to move ask every one if they mind if we hit the drive through on the way! | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/26/2008 10:17:02 PM | Good that the topic's moving again. Here's more:
10. After 10 people enter the elevator, ask each person what they would do for a Klondike bar.
9. Bring your laptop with you and tell everyone you're publishing "Elevator's Digest."
8. Turn the elevator lights off and say out loud: "I won't turn the lights back on until everyone gives me a compliment on my new tie."
7. Press the call button and ask that you wish to speak to Mr. Goodbar.
6. Stand in the corner of the elevator and after 10 people walk in, tell everyone the floor has been booby-trapped.
5. If it's Casual Friday, walk in with a T-shirt that says "Elevator Mascot."
4. Put the elevator on hold and tell everyone that they must sing "The Elevator National Anthem."
3. Try to start a riot about why the elevator moves so slow.
2. Try to start a debate with the person next to you that's called "Stairs Vs. Elevator"
And the #1 thing: Before anyone gets on the elevator, and you're the only one in it, remove one of the ceiling tiles. Then when people start entering, tell everyone that Elvis has left the elevator, then point to the removed ceiling tile. | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/27/2008 10:09:33 AM | I recently read an interesting post in another forum that would be on the top of my list of things to do in an elevator - with a willing partner, of course. 
Besides that, and not necessarily in this order:
- Start doing the electric slide or the time warp, grab someone and loudly exclaim "dance with me! woohoo!"
- Start singing "O Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling", and then put your ear next to the elevator wall, shush everyone and tell them to do the same.
- Get on your hands and knees and pretend to look for a contact, bumping into everyone, grab their pants legs, and beg them for help.
- Put on ray-bans and a bluetooth, and when the elevator stops to let someone off or on, speak calmly and say "suspect has been spotted and is on the move"
- When the elevator door opens, dash desparately in and hide behind someone, exclaiming "please don't let them get me!"
- Pull out your cell phone camera, put your cheek up against everyone elses and say "CHEESE" as you take their picture. As time allows, mumble something about "evidence."
- If there's music playing, cover your ears, cower in the corner crying, and beg them to "please stop the voices"
- Pull out some post-it notes and ask someone to lean over so you can use their back. Peel one off of the pad, stick it on their back and at least pretend to write something on it. Tell them thanks, and then forget to take it off when you're done.
- Bring some aluminum foil, pass it around, and ask everyone to make a hat out of it and wear it. (yes, you know who I'm talking to.  )
And yes, I only listed nine on purpose. The post I referenced above shall ever more remain my #1 thing to do in an elevator.
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/27/2008 2:10:52 PM |
I recently read an interesting post in another forum that would be on the top of my list of things to do in an elevator - with a willing partner, of course.
I doubt if that is the post I am thinking of, but if it is ... yummy!
1. Set up mannaquins in various poses and watch as people walk into the elevator.
2. Take this dog I used to have that used to hump everyone's leg into a crowded elevator.
3. Dress up as spider man
4. Talk to the voices in my head telling them outloud that "NO! I don't want to kill the man in the hat"
5. Pull out my MP3 player and play "Under Pressure" by David Bowie/Queen ... over, and over, and over, and over ...
6. Quietly start taking off all my clothes and timidly ask anyone else if they are hot!
7. Keep asking the other passengers "Are we there yet?"
8. Set up a romantic dinner with a card table, candles and wine in the elevator with a futon mattress rolled up in the corner.
9. Wait till it starts moving then yell "DID YOU FEEL THAT? I think I just felt an earthquake tremor."
10. A few things with ma cherie that probably can't be spoken here in public! | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/27/2008 3:11:38 PM | I doubt if that is the post I am thinking of, but if it is ... yummy!
Indeed, the very same post! 
5. Pull out my MP3 player and play "Under Pressure" by David Bowie/Queen ... over, and over, and over, and over ...
no response, i just like that statement for some reason 
8. Set up a romantic dinner with a card table, candles and wine in the elevator with a futon mattress rolled up in the corner.
Hey, that sounds like a good post for the First Date Ideas thread, except maybe sans the futon unless it's a particularly large elevator. (Hey, you could always put the futon in the lounge or pool area.)
You should see the elevator in this great hotel local to me: www.peabodylittlerock.com - It has a chandelier up the elevator shaft, is made of glass, and overlooks the river. Talk about romantic!
10. A few things with ma cherie that probably can't be spoken here in public!
:speechless: :blushing: *tugs at her shirt and asks everyone else if they're hot*
To be true to the orginal post:
- Pull out a pair of handcuffs and play with them threateningly, donning a mischievous smirk and chuckling menacingly.
- Walk in wearing chaps, cowboy hat, boots, and have a rope dangling from your side. Smile, but warn everyone of your roping skills "if they get out of line."
- Continue to attempt conversation with your cell phone and move to every inch of the elevator, not caring who you rub against, loudly conversing about the things you'd like to do. Ask everyone in the elevator for advice about the idea.
These are just a few more things that came to mind.
*whistles nonchalantly*
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/27/2008 3:58:27 PM | Going to post some more to keep the forum going:
10. Wish everyone in the elevator a "Happy Wednesday," whenever it's Wednesday.
9. Post on one of the elevator walls: "TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Free."
8. Try to start a Paper Football game with someone in the elevator.
7. If someone in the elevator offers to push a floor button for you, look at them and say, "I'm not going to a floor, I'm already where I am," then just stare at the person for 10 seconds.
6. Setup a Lemonade stand in the corner of the elevator.
5. Repeatedly sing the lyric "Buy me some peanuts and cracker-jacks," whenever the elevator stops at a floor.
4. Tap a random person's shoulder repeatedly until the person turns around, then say, "Oh sorry, I thought you were Elvis."
3. Turn the lights off in the elevator and tell everyone you saw a shooting star.
2. Untie someone's shoes and if the person notices, tell them that the shoemaker's elves are at it again.
And #1: Brag that you've seen better elevators than at Tower Terror. | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 8/31/2008 7:17:49 PM | | very funny never will I do any of it but now I have something to think about the next time I'm stuck in one for a time | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/1/2008 7:52:11 PM | I live in a small little teeny weeny town with very few elevators much less crowded ones, but a long time ago a friend and I were attending a performance on the top (read: 4th) floor of the local Holiday Inn. Warm summer night, everyone dressed scantily. He innocently scratched his t-shirted arm and I asked loudly "Hey Joey, did you ever get rid of those scabies?" (it's an annoying and extremely contagious parasite)
Second and last chance: My son and I were ascending a crowded elevator in Carlsbad Caverns when he coughed in his distinctive whooping manner. I smiled and he cringed knowing the evil look in my eye: "Ryan, is that cough past the contagious stage yet?"
Ah, elbow room...
Rock on.
~m
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/5/2008 11:46:35 PM | And here we go with more:
10. If someone presses a button for you, look at them and say, "You're gettting cold. Try again."
9. Offer the person next to you an Oreo cookie with the white cream licked off.
8. Shake someone's hand after eating a bag of potato chips.
7. Greet someone by saying your first name backwards.
6. Bite off all the animal crackers' heads and give the person the box. After they open it, shout out: "You killed them!"
5. Try adding lyrics to whatever elevator music is playing as it moves.
4. When the elevator doors open, immediately sit where they open and tell everyone you won't move till everyone plays Leapfrog.
3. Put a "One Way Sign" in the elevator but point it either left or right.
2. When at least 10 people are on the elevator, ask out loud: "Are you ready for some football?" Then throw a paper football at a random person.
And #1: After the elevator doors close and at least 10 people are inside, start making animal sounds, and when someone annoyingly asks, "Why are you doing that?" respond: "I thought this was a zoo." | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/7/2008 7:07:59 PM | while getting off an elevator, loudly inform those who are waiting for it that "There is no paper in that stall!"
Along the same lines...drop a blob of that fake "doggy doo" right in the middle of the floor. | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/7/2008 8:21:15 PM | I'm not sure if this has been said yet or not..
My sister & I were on vacation in NY, and we were getting on the elevator to our hotel, as some guy was just getting off. He TOTALLY let a raunchy fart go before he got off.. I was on my knees gagging, and it seemed like FOREVER to get up 3 floors. Seriously. I swore I was going to do that to someone else as payback.. y'know.. pay it forward? lol
Seriously though, it was nasty. | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/7/2008 8:23:34 PM |
6 . Tap a few people lightly on top the head and whisper softly wack a mole .
Ok, I just laughed so hard at this one, I let a little snort out!! Well done, I love it | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/7/2008 8:45:30 PM | The top 10 things to do in an elevator:
10. Tenth Floor
9. Ninth Floor
8. Eighth Floor
7. Seventh Floor
6. Sixth Floor
5. Fifth Floor
4. Fourth Floor
3. Third Floor
2. Second Floor
And the Number One thing:
1. Ground Floor | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/10/2008 10:12:24 PM | More have arrived.
10. If you're holding a package that's being delivered, set it down on the ground and make a crashing sound. When someone turns around, say: Look what you made me do!
9. Put yellow caution tape on the floor button panel, and when someone goes to press a button, say: Careful, press the wrong button and you'll be sorry.
8. Introduce to the passengers your pet dust bunny Buster.
7. If you see a spagetti stain on your shirt, try to lick it off; if someone notices, tell them you didn't have lunch.
6. Continuously complain as to why the elevator doors keep closing.
5. Open your briefcase while the elevator is moving, then pretend to slam it shut onto your nose.
4. Press the call button and request that the elevator be replaced by an escalator to save gas.
3. Pick up your cellphone and continuously fool with your ringtones with the volume all the way up.
2. Put a map on one of the elevator walls that says "You are Here, what else?"
And finally #1: Press the Hold button and wait until the passengers get angry. When they finally do, say: Thank you for participating in the "How to get Angry real quickly" Seminar. Pleae pay $5 dollars or we'll start all over. | |
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very funny....i would love to actually try it alll out...but i might gt arrested!!
