| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/12/2008 1:53:08 PM | 10. When the elevator is full look at the floor and demand that your invisible dog sits!
9. Push the call button and say “hello 99, the secret entrance is broken again”
8. Ask all the other passengers to marry you, regardless of gender
7. Put a bumper sticker above the buttons that reads “a$$, gas or grass no one rides for free”
6. When the elevator starts to go up, drop to our knees and yell “hey guys wait for me”
5. When getting on the elevator randomly pick another passenger and say “if anyone asks I was with you all day”
4. Stand facing the corner of the elevator and tell everyone that you can’t go when they are watching you
3. Reach in to your briefcase and pull out a roll of toilet paper and ask everyone to sign your “petition”
2. Wearing dark sun glasses fallow another passenger off the elevator and show them a toy badge and demand to know if they know how fast they were going back there
And the # 1 thing: while waiting for the elevator put a pair of pantyhose on your head and when the elevator doors open run on and yell “DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE” | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/19/2008 2:35:33 PM | Here's some more:
10. Poke a fat person in the elevator and bet if they giggle like the PillsBury Dough Boy
9. As someone is entering the elevator, put your ear to the wall and tell the person that the elevator just laughed.
8. Try to connect the dots(the pushed elevator floor buttons) with a Sharpie.
7. Stare at someone for 10 seconds; When you've gotten the person's attention, tell them you thought you saw Jesus.
6. Do a Seinfeld impression by asking: "What's the deal with elevators?"
5. Pretend you're talking on your cell phone about putting a disco ball in the elevator ceiling.
4. Continuously repeat the phrase: "I am rubber you are glue."
3. Walk in wearing a Ninja Turtles costume and if someone stares at you, shout: "Cowabunga."
2. Tell everyone the elevator is being closed tomorrow so that the building can be inspected for Munchkins.
And #1: Look at someone for 10 seconds. When you get the person's attention, tell them: "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler." | |
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| Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator
Posted: 9/22/2008 12:19:09 AM | Quickly came up with some more:
10. If you see someone holding a champagne bottle, ask the person if it can be smashed to launch the elevator up or down.
9. Bet that you can get someone to say "Little Kittens Lost Their Mittens."
8. Press the Elevator Call Button and try to request the song "9 to 5."
7. Look up at the elevator music speaker and wonder if its "Dream Music."
6. Everytime the elevator goes up, burp the ABCs.
5. Warn the other passengers that your briefcase is carrying Monopoly Money.
4. Flip a coin to see who gets to press the Executive Floor Button first.
3. Call your friend on your cellphone and say out loud: "I'm surrounded by people who don't want to exercise."
2. When 10 people enter the elevator, tell them they need to get off on the 5th floor because that's when you get the elevator to yourself.
And #1: If you see someone reading the newspaper, take your lunch (preferably a tuna sandwich) and drop it onto the paper. When the person looks at you, say: "Thanks, I needed something to wrap my lunch in." | |
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