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 rock_hunter

Joined: 11/6/2007
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 8:26:21 AM
Blame all my problems on somebody else.
 rgrnr49

Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 27
What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 8:39:30 AM
Fart in two part harmony.
 bullielover62

Joined: 12/2/2006
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 8:43:47 AM

And maybe...maybe give birth...I'm curious how much it hurts and whether it stings more than a branding...

Don't bother. It does...... Imagine a watermelon stuck in your penis.... trying to make it's
way out... but not happening for an entire day.... and if you've ever passed a kidney stone,
imagine that kind of pain for an entire day WITH the freakin' watermelon still stuck in
your penis...

Then when you want to push it out, you're told NOT TO...... just endure the pain brothah...

And when you're finally ready, you have nothing left with which to push.... so you curse
and scream at anyone nearby to go to freakin' hell....

shew...... I'm wiped out just thinking about it.....

Stick to the ping pong balls.... they're much more fun.... especially if you get a hole in one.
 rgrnr49

Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 29
What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 9:10:10 AM
Leave snail tracks on my boss's windshield.
 Montreal_Guy

Joined: 3/8/2004
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 10:47:38 AM
I'd rather have a woman's mind for a day.

I figure that might help me a lot more in the long run. Kind of like sneaking into the headquarters of the other side, and snapping pictures of their plans with one of those neat little spy cameras.

Hopefully, they would never get the chance to do the same to ours.
 strangerstill

Joined: 12/20/2004
Msg: 31
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 11:08:17 AM
If only for a day, I'd be using it for training purposes.
 Sardonis

Joined: 9/28/2007
Msg: 32
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 11:26:35 AM
I would find it much more interesting just to be in a female's body, a very fetching female, and then just go walking about in the world to see how other men react, how people treat me, how other women treat me, etc etc.
 dropahorn53

Joined: 11/23/2007
Msg: 33
What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 12:47:59 PM
NAG,NAG,NAG,NAG,NAG,NAG,NAG NAG,NAG,BY THE WAY DID I SAY NAG,NAG.LOL..LOL.
 Shakin389

Joined: 1/31/2008
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 1:51:58 PM
Play sports all day, sweat, never shower and then go poo and wipe from back to front, then go over to my ex's house, shove the dam thing in her face and say
"SMELL!!! NOW...WOULD YOU WANT TO LICK and SUCK ON THAT?"
 strangerstill

Joined: 12/20/2004
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 2:14:36 PM

sweat, never shower and then go poo and wipe from back to front


What a charmer.
 85032Luck

Joined: 3/16/2006
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 2:41:57 PM
i'd need it for at least a week (maybe longer) before i got er all figured out
-do breasts come with it?
 ~tag~

Joined: 2/7/2008
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 4:47:47 PM
I think we'll all know if that day ever comes - it'll be the day all the men disappear from the PoF forums, and they'll all spend the following day sniffing their fingers..............

 36 year old virgin

Joined: 2/9/2008
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 4:56:34 PM
Take it down to Vegas and get it married to some money.
 whothehellknows

Joined: 7/23/2006
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 5:38:00 PM
Hit the lesbian bars and have the time of my life!
 eternalchaoz

Joined: 10/19/2007
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 5:54:07 PM
knowing my luck................... running to the shop for tampons!!
 54online

Joined: 1/27/2005
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 6:48:10 PM
I'd have to head to the mall and find some shoes . . .
and more than one pair
and different colors of the same style
and dress shoes
and casual shoes
and tie shoes
and slip ons
 loverlyone

Joined: 1/22/2008
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 7:28:23 PM

Giving birth...grasshopper, try surviving a period cramp first.


Now that is the funniest thing I've seen in forever.


Pu$$y for a day? I think a man should have it for a full 30 days so he may experience a pu$$y in all it's hormone induced variety. This would also be a perfect opportunity for a man to see just how much fun a Brazilian can be, especially when it starts to grow back.
 strangerstill

Joined: 12/20/2004
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 7:33:43 PM
Amaze women with my ability to wear one out.
 ~tag~

Joined: 2/7/2008
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 7:35:36 PM
OMG - Vinca's on to something here - but wait! If men had a pu$$y for 30 days, trust me - after all it'd put them thru, they'd never wish to be in proximity of another, and where would that leave us women, besides down at the local Toy Shoppe?
 Chillfella47

Joined: 2/7/2008
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 7:50:13 PM
I wonder what would happen if a woman had a penis for a day. I bet the first thing she would do is get it caught in her zipper >=)
 firedupdesire

Joined: 10/7/2007
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 9:19:24 PM
I'd try and figure myself out. Maybe if I had a vagina, I'd finally understand women. Even as one, that'd still be about impossible.
 cenettix

Joined: 3/31/2008
Msg: 47
What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 9:43:19 PM
I'd take pictures of it and add them to my porn collection....ya know for future reference...
 hardngood

Joined: 2/22/2007
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 10:03:11 PM
I'd quit my day job , go out and make some serious CASH!!
 BIGLOUMARINI

Joined: 1/4/2008
Msg: 49
What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 11:12:44 PM
I'd go to a lesbiam bar then play golf from the ladies tees. Probably the only time i'd ever shoot in the 60's
 TheLimey

Joined: 2/24/2008
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What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 4/18/2008 11:33:11 PM
You guys do all realise that your posts in this thread are now stuck to your profiles?

so, with that said....


& enough spaces....

lol


Go skydiving & see if I could do that sound like someone blowing over an empty beer bottle....
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