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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/8/2008 1:51:12 PM | Msg. 1
Well....I'd go on the web, after taking a picture of me from the hip down, then take a picture of my fingers spreading my newfound Labis Majoris, just so.... like the guys like to see, and much like many females do, then try to convince some rediculously horny person to pay for my bullshit date, much like too many females do, and based on that pic. Get the poor he or she jack..ss credit card, much like many females do, and then break up after that via email, but only after sending my full freak picture to him naked. And laugh (mwa ha ha) as the uber stupid male, (and so very many there are), rants in a drunken phone call concerning the horrible truth about what I really am. Then I'd send an "I'm sorry about your credit card thing, but I still want you." type email, while listening to Culture Club's "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" Then of couse, I'd post about it. After making sure, of course, to file with the police a harassment report.
And after all that being said, but none of it done. I'd eat some expensive chocolate, try on my latest pair of expensive shoes that make my calves scream sexy, rent a brand new 'lil red car" and spend the poor sops money. Then I'd to go back to being an Ahole that doesn't rely on the opposite genders sex drive to get by. But only after joining the support group hermaphrodites anyonomous. 'Cause you know I'd feel so bad....about the whole affair. And can bill the poor flucktard for my therapy bills, while finding another victim to milk.(mwa ha ha) ;)
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/11/2008 8:37:56 AM | | I had plenty of women spend a day with me and I didn't do anything. But if it was part of me then I'd be a hermaphrodite and "Go fvck yourself" wouldn't be such an insult. | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/11/2008 8:45:58 AM | Claim to have a bad headache, take two Midol's, and lay down....... 
OT.....If having a vagina for a day means that I would not have a penis for a day also, then I will stick with what I have and just move on...... 
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/11/2008 11:14:25 AM | lol lets say that seriously if men had vaginas for a day an got to exsperience all the things that come along with it including being able to get pregnant an bleeding an etc etc etc,,i belive there would be some outragously stinky twats walking around hell half of these people dont know what taking a bath is or wiping thier ass really means,, an pregnacy would sky rocket through the roof an stds would rise to level code red...
however maybe i could be wrong but uhhh i doubt it.. | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/11/2008 2:47:11 PM | !!OMG!! That's some funny stuff right here Y'All !! 
If I had to endure what a woman's body, mind, and spirit does, and all in a 24 hour period...Er-"Time Frame, (I.E. Labor, birth, menopause, bloating, moodiness, shaving, mowing, plucking, sandblasting etc etc)....
I would tie myself to a concrete block before jumping into the CREEK!!!! Cuz I fer one, couldn't DO IT!!!
Sheesh!!! Just the emotional is an infinitely challenging task!!
NOPE! I'll pass on the 24 hr equipment rental. Foresight is a wonderful emotion!! 
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/11/2008 4:54:44 PM | all i can say here is.........LMAO
(thanks, after the day I've had today, I really needed a good laugh)
Now, gotta roll so i can read some more of this hilarious stuff... | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/12/2008 3:37:07 AM | | Same thing as I would do if I grew breasts. Get to a good doctor, get em surgically removed and have them donated to a woman who had lost em to cancer and would appreciate em. | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 6/18/2008 10:22:40 PM | | What the hell would I do if I looked in the mirror and got turned on by myself?. I sure the heck ain't looking for a guy to take care of things... Hmm, it would be very strange... J. | |
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| What would men do if they had a vagina for a day
Posted: 8/22/2008 12:20:39 PM | | i know one thing i would not sleep around.also i am glad i am a man having a baby and all that pain no way .i give it to women who have had a baby i could not do it. | |
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