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Posted: 5/8/2008 7:51:40 PM | Naughtical, I called that number you posted (after all, we can see that I'm hopelessly addicted to the forums, and isn't the first step admitting you have a problem?!) and I think you inadvertantly posted the FAX number for that crisis intervention line. So, peolpe, you have to FAX your request for treatment for KPHB addiction to that number, not call. (Truly I did call the number, it's a fax line!)
LOL... Cheers everyone, and goodnight!
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Posted: 5/8/2008 7:59:17 PM | Locario: I'm dying here...you really didn't , did you?
A fax number, huh?
That means all the volunteer hotline operators are slacking...they are probably playing around on the sex threads.
Grrrrrrr...............
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Posted: 5/8/2008 8:16:20 PM | naughtical
that's awesome!...we've probably overloaded that hotline!
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Posted: 5/8/2008 9:02:36 PM | Truly, in all seriousness, it is a fax line -- who knows whose it is, but still, it was fun to call it and see who/what might be at the other end. And yes, I really did call the number.
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Posted: 5/9/2008 7:10:01 AM | you repeatedly come back to this dead thread
you have said the same thing in more than 10 different ways
you have decided the wife is your best friend/future girlfriend
you said you were through with it...more than once
you want to adopt the boys
you insulted fellow posters
you exchange e-mails about this thread
and finally...
you miss the OP
AND SOME PEOPLE EVEN MORE THAN THE LIST ABOVE give out numbers  | |
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Posted: 5/9/2008 1:23:07 PM |
But it just really surprises me that anyone could read the OP's post and not at least get a little niggling sense that something's not quite right there
My "niggling sense" was LARGE. I'm fairly certain I heard "Dueling Banjos" playing in the background.
An emergency hot-line has been set up for all the people suffering from this new addiction...KPHB.
And the HOT line has burst into flames,igniting forest fires in 3 states...
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Posted: 5/10/2008 7:04:53 AM | | I Have to report the current dilema here in New York State to all on this forum. There is a statewide protest by bad fathers.....they have pitched tents in people's yards which they do not know. They have however included activities for children which consists of running up to people's doors and banging on them as well as the clothes filled suitcase races. This will go down in history. They are also baring signs with the "fax" number for the hotline. Al sharpton is present. | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 8:14:50 AM | I Have to report the current dilema here in New York State to all on this forum. There is a statewide protest by bad fathers.....they have pitched tents in people's yards which they do not know. They have however included activities for children which consists of running up to people's doors and banging on them as well as the clothes filled suitcase races. This will go down in history. They are also baring signs with the "fax" number for the hotline. Al sharpton is present.
And a 50 banjo "orchestra" playing...you guessed it..."Dueling Banjos".
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Posted: 5/10/2008 8:18:34 AM | Actually here in Pa. the fathers are not the ones banging on the doors, they have their kids doing it. They all have bad backs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 8:30:43 AM | Here in Florida it's the mothers...
They are walking the streets with picket signs that say:
TREAT ME LIKE GOLD
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Posted: 5/10/2008 8:56:12 AM | THERE ARE THREE SIDES TO EVERY STORY HIS HERS AND THE TRUTH.
IF YOU REALLY TREATED HER LIKE GOLD MUST OF BEEN FOOLS GOLD `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~you fool. YOU FOOLED YOURSELF AND THOSE BOYS OF YOURS DONT REALLY KNOW THE COMPLETE TRUTH...AND YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO TELL THEM ARE YOU? DONT YOU WORRY YOUR SWEET LIL HEART OVER THIS ONE HONEY BABE CAUSE `~~~~WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 11:50:36 AM | An emergency hot-line has been set up for all the people suffering from this new addiction...KPHB.
CALL NOW! Help is waiting for you. We will wean you from this thread and return you to sanity. You WILL enjoy life again, maybe even participate in the food threads. (heehee...cool people there)
Call 1-800-END-KPHB
Don't hesitate...it is obvious this is a growing problem and must be stopped now! There IS life after KPHB.
DAMMIT!! I'm officially addicted now, I called 1-800-END-KPHB they informed me to post a comment on the "No Bake Cookies" thread, which I did, but my comment was in relation to this thread, I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! I typed "HE'S AN ASSHOLE"! in between the no bake cookie recipes calling for cranberries and extra oatmeal. They also referred me to several outreach community centers which are currently holding "emergency meetings", of course I will have to wait for the Polish Pot luck dinner as well as the POF ADDICTION Group meetings to end. | |
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Posted: 5/10/2008 9:53:12 PM | Does any one know where the next KPHB anonymous meeting is being held? Please I feel a relapse coming on. Oh shit too late I just posted!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/11/2008 4:39:05 AM | <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< stealthly sneaking into the thread to see who's posting.
(I am NOT addicted...I am NOT addicted.....I am NOT addicted)
But I am curious.....meow
   
Happy Mothers Dy to all the wonderful Mom's on POF............. | |
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Posted: 5/12/2008 1:09:35 AM | yep - there's a sydney chapter of kphbanon starting up next week....at my house!
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Posted: 5/12/2008 9:32:26 AM | | If only Red were around to bring out her bats... she could knock some sense into our heads! | |
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Posted: 5/13/2008 4:44:04 PM | So - I come back to check up on all the 'He Man Woman Hater's' comments, and all I get is the info line for a self help group? HELLLLLO!
OT....... I ABSOLUTELY agree with the earlier comments about the 'gun shy dog' and that 'plaids and polka dots don't match'. I mean, it's just a given, and they just say so much about the whole situation.
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Posted: 5/14/2008 4:56:09 PM | | Pack your bags ladies..I think we are going on a guilt trip!!!!! | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 5:37:04 PM | jeannie.......sorry my husband had me on that trip for 37 years without reason.....took any little thing....could we please go somewhere else..............anywhere else...........
(stamping my foot) I' wont go........... I wont...you cant make me..........That's like taking a trip down memory lane...I'm not going there either............ | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 6:00:16 PM | I'm all for the guilt trip as long as it's Ladies Only to include some hot half naked male dancers. While on the "guilt trip", we can reminisce about how much we hate men while driving across country and knocking on doors of people we do not know...if women answer these doors,,,,we will call them "cheating whores" and if men answer,,we will ask them if they have back pain.
We can also include within our trip for educational purposes visiting schools and informing children how to catch their mother's cheating along with great techniques of trespassing and how to properly pack suitcases.
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Posted: 5/14/2008 6:03:08 PM | LOL Nona...your too much....I'll go if you hold my hand and let me **** slap the men that open their mouth to say anything derogatory about their women.......  | |
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Posted: 5/14/2008 6:04:14 PM | OP's wife, the heroine of this tale, was unhappy with being "treated like gold", she felt she should be " treated like GASOLINE''.
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