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 soulmate08

Joined: 12/30/2007
Msg: 175
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Are you a literacy snob?
Posted: 10/7/2009 4:18:09 PM
The slow grey fox..
dosen't wear jox
ever since the pox,
gets his rox off
in his sox

no not a literacy snob...
peace
 Naamah

Joined: 6/13/2009
Msg: 176
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Are you a literacy snob?
Posted: 10/7/2009 8:07:23 PM
^^^^ Well said Ms Naamah,,, I agree,,,

Oh I knew there would be people who would agree. I've seen it in action before. It's so important that we teach ourselves to disregard context in order to find the smut that is all around us, hidden in the everyday things and waiting to snare our children... and to speak out in order that we can help others become more moral. You could perhaps call it moral snobbishness...which may well be found in inverse proportions to literacy snobbishness... and I think it's clear which is more dangerous for children to be exposed to. Truly, the cover of that book was enough to form an opinion.


I throw a copy of that said crap into my open fire place, (when my son was given a copy by a friend ) many years ago now, when he was young,, and my ex ridiculed me for doing it,,,

Imagine!
 Hilly1971

Joined: 9/4/2009
Msg: 177
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Are you a literacy snob?
Posted: 10/8/2009 12:51:28 AM
Personally I can't believe you people are wasting your time even reading Dr Seuss....there are far better childrens books around........


1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Mamma's on crack and I don't care
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry


But then im such a literary snob!
 scholar59

Joined: 10/27/2008
Msg: 178
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Are you a literacy snob?
Posted: 10/8/2009 12:59:55 AM
^^^ There realy is a The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
This could be the best day of my life
 soulmate08

Joined: 12/30/2007
Msg: 179
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Are you a literacy snob?
Posted: 10/8/2009 1:02:48 AM
^^^ There realy is a The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
This could be the best day of my life


well if it's talking about parts....of my anatmony... I can assure you it was only published in brail..
no pop ups..
sad but true

but then some women.. wear pushup..pop up bras.. and sadly.. once the pop ups are removed..
resemble white chocolate slowly melting.. down to their knees.
peace
 dont have one

Joined: 2/1/2008
Msg: 180
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Posted: 10/8/2009 5:02:36 AM

Personally I can't believe you people are wasting your time even reading Dr Seuss....there are far better childrens books around

and who cant delight in the classic
You just wait untill your Father gets home.
Or the sequel, When a strap met a thigh.
 acorn

Joined: 9/17/2009
Msg: 181
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Are you a literacy snob?
Posted: 10/9/2009 6:10:22 AM
Well...phew!!Now that I can see through the tears running down my face I just want to say thankyou.Naamah,(post 174),brilliant and hilarious!! and Hilly,(Post 178),the best belly laugh I've had since reading Lult's profile.Just what I needed after a taxing week on site.If you guys ever leave this site to pursue carreers in stand up you will be sorely missed.Just wanted you to know.
 Naamah

Joined: 6/13/2009
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Posted: 10/9/2009 8:02:14 AM
^^^ Nice to have an appreciative audience, even of one.
Now go burn a copy of Fox in Socks!!!
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