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 Traveling Man MS

Joined: 9/7/2006
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Posted: 5/3/2008 8:21:02 AM

Can't say I frequent female strip clubs, BUT (pun intended) I'll take your word for it. Thanks for the 411 on heel wearing. Guess I should start wearing pumps


Hey, I don't understand how you women walk in those things. What I do know is that if worn properly they can make your butt look good. But, it all depends on the woman and her style. It's usually evident that she doesn't dress that way normally if that's the case. Women can be sexy in many different ways.
 ItzJustMe

Joined: 4/9/2008
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Posted: 5/5/2008 5:39:33 PM
Let me guess, you tried to bag another "hottie" and when he treated you like you treat all the men who aren't "hot" and rich, you got pissed! How does it feel to be rejected?

Anyways, you didn't have to buy all that crap to meet up with this guy, it was your choice. Women look best in jeans anyways - ask any man, he'll tell you a good pair of jeans beat anything else hands down.

Next time you superficially choose a man to hang out with, make sure you don't spend $250!
 Chuckin

Joined: 4/27/2008
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Posted: 5/7/2008 7:14:47 AM
A girl in jeans and a T-Shirt would never be passed up in my world. Blue Jeans, White T Shirt, sandals with no socks....mmmmm.....Uber Sexy in my book.
 robk1969

Joined: 9/24/2007
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Posted: 5/8/2008 4:25:27 PM
Okay the initial point you made regarding staying home...cheaper etc. It's kind of funny actually but if he is really serious about the comment then it's a bit off the wall.


I can't just saunter into a bar in jeans t-shirt and sneakers.


This is your personal choice but I think it can be very sexy in the right setting..


And if guys did not care, Victoria's Secret and Lasenza would not be doing so well.


This was all about a first date right? What exactly are you saying about your first dates here?

You original post clearly leads anyone reading it that you have went out and dropped $250 on an outfit for a first time meeting that included bra / panties for their benefit.

I get the distinct impression that you really just wanted to put "Mr Spank the Monkey" in his place and that's okay but your justification seems a little "off".

Personally it sounds to me like you enjoy dressing up to the "9's" and that's great but clearly you have no need in doing that for a "first time meeting".

FYI...

On a first time outing I wear jeans, a nice top, make sure I have a clean shave, showered etc. and smell nice. Just like I do everyday as the last thing I want to do is wear a double breasted suit and appear as though this is my everyday look, I want to ensure the impression I give is "who I really am". If the outfit you are describing is your everyday look then I would suggest not putting it on the table as your "first date cost".

Cheers!
 spanktacular

Joined: 3/30/2008
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Posted: 5/10/2008 8:11:03 AM

Women look best in jeans anyways - ask any man, he'll tell you a good pair of jeans beat anything else hands down.

It's poor assumption to think everyone thinks like you.

Jeans don't show nice legs. I much prefer a skirt or dress.

I can think of five things a woman can put on her legs that I'd prefer to jeans.

Fishnet stockings
Tight leather skirt
Thigh high boots
A dress
My legs
 moveahead

Joined: 3/18/2005
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Posted: 5/10/2008 7:54:16 PM
The last monkey that I tried to spank was one that stole my banana at a zoo in Wasaga Beach when I was a kid. Just as I was getting ready to whack that little critter on the arse, he whipped around, grabbed my finger ( broke it with his unappearent muscular force) and bit down on it as hard as he could....................cured. Haven't spanked a monkey since.
 cuddlybuddy

Joined: 6/30/2007
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Posted: 5/15/2008 3:13:24 PM
When I go out on a first date, I prefer to wear comfortable clothes such as a nice pair of jeans, a fitted blouse, and flats. I have never been a person who spends a fortune on clothes, finding it near impossible to keep up with the fads of the day - preferring to simply wear what I like.

As for my date, I would rather he be comfortable than figgety and nervous.
 Meistro1

Joined: 10/6/2007
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Posted: 5/16/2008 7:02:39 AM
yah a nice short skirt >>>>>>>>>> jeans
 Always Smiling37

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Posted: 5/17/2008 7:45:46 AM

New blouse $55.00, Jewelery, $30.00, Tanning $12.00, new panties and bra, $85.00, trim hair cut $28.00


Finding a guy who doesnt care who pays; Priceless.
 LongLegsnCurves

Joined: 3/15/2008
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Posted: 5/17/2008 12:30:05 PM
Ok I had to laugh....I look at the forum lists and I see:

Subject: Spanking monkey cheaper than dating?

Last post by: Always Smiling38

Is that why you are always smiling? lol
 Firmbear8

Joined: 2/12/2006
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Posted: 5/17/2008 1:35:27 PM
Okay Okay Okay!
hahahahahaha !
Now I know why none of the women on here are actually looking for a date !!
LOL
Bloody Hell I never figured it out till I reread this forum !
Guys Listen up ! You read this forum and if you read carefully the women on pof are not willing to date us because they would have too go out and spend alot of money on new sexy bra's & get some hot sweet panties ! And since most of the ladies only wear the full size canada flag type now it's just a no no to ever show some cheeks when in their bra & panties on a date with us men !LOL

And here I thought it was just plain lazy women who were afraid to make a first move on us guys for a date !LOL
Well that explains why theres alot of us single available guys with not a thing to do even on this long weekend ! So it may be cheaper to spank the monkey ladies ! But it would be more enjoyable to chew them bra's & panties off all weekend !LOL
Okay back to the baseball game !LOL
 Lou_Bear

Joined: 8/13/2006
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Posted: 5/17/2008 1:59:53 PM
Simply put, you are only F**king yourself
 RoseBoots

Joined: 6/24/2006
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Posted: 5/17/2008 2:38:24 PM
I can certainly see why SOME don't have dates
 HK,on the prowl

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Posted: 5/17/2008 6:21:17 PM

Who buys a new bra and undies set FOR THE FIRST DATE?!?!

If the date is gonna get to see them on the first date then hell yeah he should be buying dinner


I concur LMFAO......Personally I would buy the new stuff for any reason including a first date but that's just me.....I like nice things that do make me feel great!!!!!!!

However I would NOT buy them because of him or the date, it's all about me when it comes to treating myself good.
unless we were Shopping as a first date Amex is your friend n mine too

Spank it
 Firmbear8

Joined: 2/12/2006
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Posted: 5/17/2008 9:44:38 PM

Yes I too can see why alot of people won't get dates also!
I could comment as to why they won't but I think those ones know already !
As for me hey if you can't email me first then don't go spending money on a good bra !
And never mind the fredricks panties !
As at least I do know what I want & what I am willing to do for it also !


*- EDITED - Knock off the emoticon abuse...next time you get your post deleted outright or if you make a habit or a ban. -TheMadFiddler-*
 kindknight

Joined: 10/15/2007
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Posted: 6/30/2008 9:35:43 AM
I don't need you to spend 250 beans getting ready to go out with me. If you are showered, wear something comfy, and didn't pour a bottle of perfume on your head instead of the shower, we are ready to go.
A date sholdn't require refinancing the house. It's not how much a date costs , it's who you are with. If the amount of money the date costs is more important to her than the person she is with... that is not someone I will be enjoying "happily ever after" with.
 ma/pa Lookin

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Posted: 6/30/2008 9:41:09 AM
But my personal opinion is who wants the man that is all about the woman who dress in short skirts..... to me as long as she looks good, that is what is more important. Men who want a woman for a one night stand.... will go after the woman in the short skirt and skank top.... If a man wants to have a conversation with a woman.... He will look for that woman in the nice Shirt and Jeans.. and a little bit of a heal.....

Try the jeans and tshirt night and see what happens.... and alot of depends on your attitude...............
 djsouvlaki

Joined: 6/8/2008
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Posted: 6/30/2008 9:45:09 AM
all i can say to this thread is .

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

see i just dress casual. first day we split the bill. im not paying for anything.

if she expects me to get super dressed up and buy her everything. **** that. why should she get a free ride.


and you don't have to buy lube to jerk off. just us spit. its 100% free
 angelfire75

Joined: 3/25/2008
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Posted: 6/30/2008 10:14:28 AM
and apparently buddy up there ^^^^ is suffering from a condition called "dry mouth".
 djsouvlaki

Joined: 6/8/2008
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Posted: 6/30/2008 10:23:28 AM

and apparently buddy up there ^^^^ is suffering from a condition called "dry mouth".


just gotta make sure you keep yourself hydrated.
 RalGash

Joined: 2/7/2006
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Posted: 6/30/2008 10:51:36 AM
If you really wanted to get a guys attention than maybe you should just show up naked.
 Joey Moss

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Posted: 6/30/2008 12:03:36 PM
save money... wear a thong instead of panties

 Modernboy77

Joined: 5/26/2008
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Posted: 7/3/2008 6:50:36 PM
Jeez, this guy's an idiot... he's supposed to punch one out before the date.
 _ITS_ALL_GOOD_

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Posted: 7/15/2008 6:16:02 PM
Hmmm. Quite the interesting post.

Being the pragmatist that I am, I would suggest going to the local adult store and purchasing some edible underwear. It is inexpensive, sexy, and makes the issue of who pays for dinner irrelevant.

Enjoy
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