| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 1:45:30 PM | No.......
However, I did have a guy walk up to me in a bar and strip down to his skivvies.
I stopped him before he pulled down his boxers.
He must have stood there for 20 minutes trying to carry on a conversation with me while standing in the middle of the bar in his boxers. I was trying to act like this was an every day occurance while my sister turned her back on me and pretended to be totally interested in what the guy next to her was saying.
I've often wondered what kind of ribbing this guy took from his buddies since that infamous night. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 1:47:45 PM | | people come on people do what they wanna do regardless so carpe diem and if they didnt see you out of a public place does your mommy not let you have people over lol | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 2:38:11 PM | | That is why I where spiked heels on the first few dates. They come in handy if I need to defend myself. I can step on his foot, his member and do some major damage. I'm from NY, you don't mess with us lol. We don't sit back and let sh*t like that happen. Sorry I wouldn't let the guy finish off, the governor would have been decapitated or impaired. I'm to high strung for something that perverted to go by without making sure the guy gets my message. LOL actually that might be fun to do, just once hehe. I love spiked heels baby, especially with long jeans, so they don't actually know if the heels are 2 inches or 4 inches hehe. Watch out MEN! | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 8:01:07 PM | The only guy that ever did that to me had a very unusual piercing that he couldn't stop talking about. It looked painful!
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 8:05:10 PM | It has happened to me twice in my life...
The first time it happened, he pulled it out in a parking lot and the guy actually asked me, "don't you just really want to suck it?"
I informed him that I would not suck on that thing if I was trapped in deep space and his balls were the single source of available oxygen, I left him in the parking lot, with his turgid organ hanging out as he tried to rebutton his Levis. As I drove off, I heard him exclaim, "God dammit, not again." Oh my.
Warning: If you are going to try this in a parking lot, I would suggest wearing less labor intensive pants. Just a suggestion, it's better to be safe than arrested for public indecency.
The second time was in November. I had a week where I met a two new men and one of them mauled me in a parking lot and another one whipped it out in his car, then asked me of I wanted to get a room. I inquired, "Can I slam that sucker in the door when we get there, because that is my lifelong fantasy!" He drove away terrified.
I also had a recent first date lean over the table and say, "You look so clean and wholesome, would you pee on me?"
People wonder why I don't date much anymore... | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 8:10:28 PM |
Warning: If you are going to try this in a parking lot, I would suggest wearing less labor intensive pants.
No buttonfly, Check | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 10:42:32 PM |
I also had a recent first date lean over the table and say, "You look so clean and wholesome, would you pee on me?"
I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. My keyboard would have been a goner!  | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 11:02:36 PM | Wow! There's two of us "regulars" with very similar names. I first clicked on this link wondering if I responded to it.
Back on topic: Yes, it has happened. Often. Luckily, it stopped happening after I decided not to meet guys in bars anymore, so in all fairness, it's been years. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 11:07:57 PM | The last one who did it to me I met at an art gallery, and he had invited me to go with
him to his church before I agreed to have dinner with him. So Much for the bar theory. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/29/2008 11:27:08 PM | You know whats more interesting -- to me anyways...
As opposed to hearing about these depressing stories where no party is the beneficiary...what I would like to know is how best to approach the subject.
What did guys in your life do "right" in order to actually make you appreciate seeing his ummm...member???
I think if women gave up details on how they would like the story to unfold (even over weeks -- just give us the macro version) both male and female would be happier...
One, guys would actually know what to do (except me I already know) and two Women wouldn't have to be traumatized when their date just exposes his pecker hoping for a knob job. | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/30/2008 6:48:16 AM | | If a guy did that, he wouldn't get a second date, well actually he wouldn't get to finish the first date. I have no room for a jerk with no respect. | |
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El Efe
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Joined: 12/7/2006
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/30/2008 7:44:49 AM | I think the overall problem within these recounted stories is that the offender simply had horrible timing with the reveal.
In comedy, timing is everything.
And one man's junk is another woman's treasure.
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/30/2008 9:09:27 AM |
I think the overall problem within these recounted stories is that the offender simply had horrible timing with the reveal.
Ya think? How about "timing" it when you think the woman might actually be interested? After a month or so when you've shared a few kisses, a few cuddles, been working towards intimacy.
To avoid such lunacy, I don't see men outside of public places for the first month or so of dating. I don't get into cars with them, or go to places where they would have the opportunity to show me their "junk" -- that is unless they want to show it to me in front of a bunch of other people.
What makes a man think that a woman will be interested in his stuff when there's been no passion? Seems to me that the only responses you would get whipping your d1ck out without any kind of "invitation" is anger or laughter! | |
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El Efe
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Joined: 12/7/2006
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/30/2008 10:33:46 AM |
Ya think?
No, I know!
How about "timing" it when you think the woman might actually be interested?
That is exactly the point. Evidently most of the subjects of these horror stories couldn't quite tell when she was interested.
What makes a man think that a woman will be interested in his stuff when there's been no passion? Seems to me that the only responses you would get whipping your d1ck out without any kind of "invitation" is anger or laughter!
See post number 40 in this thread. One simply needs to see the angles.
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/30/2008 10:42:20 AM | LOL, well in post 40 there WAS passion and no whipping the old d1ck out. I'm not a fan of first date sex, which is why I have them in locations where I'm not going to be annoyed. But if you are one of those people who's amenable and you're hot and heavy at it you should start undressing her. Let HER whip your junk out. If she's hot for it, she knows where it is.
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 4/30/2008 5:17:00 PM | | It's happened to me a few times! One time in particular - this guy got so excited he came all over himself as he was taking it out!! Good thing I had keenex in the car!! | |
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| Whipping it out on the first date?
Posted: 5/1/2008 8:12:46 AM |
You are much more generous than I Leeanne...
I just have a sense of humour I guess - I couldn't get mad! He simply didn't get another chance! | |
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