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 abelian
Joined: 1/12/2008
Msg: 26
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do woman like to look at a man's bulge ?


Yes, that's why women are always staring at the back pockets of men's pants.
 Mae B
Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 27
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Posted: 4/27/2008 7:16:19 PM

ummm it was good in the 80s when the *ninja boot* was cool................aka.....*male camel toe*



Oh the nightmares of acid wash male camel toe.

I'll confess.
Steps up to the mic..
Good evening everyone, my name is Mae.. and I am a crotch bulge watcher.

I check bulges & butts
ALOT!
Partly to make up for my tits being spoken to instead of my face for my entire life.
But mostly just because I can.

 carelesswhisper00
Joined: 1/11/2007
Msg: 28
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Posted: 4/27/2008 7:48:16 PM
This post sure makes me want to start looking around more often....too funny!
 MelloDLyn
Joined: 10/25/2004
Msg: 29
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Posted: 4/27/2008 9:31:50 PM
Yes I like to look but the bulge doesn't always mean anything. My daughter works in the emergency room and told me that guys have came in after accidents with bananas taped in their undies,cucumbers,rolled socks! So imagine my suprise! So now we know the buldge could be a fruit,vegetable or smelly socks! lol! When u see girls with big tits do u just walk over and talk. People just like to look. Women want it big so don't hide it!
 cotter
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 4/28/2008 4:47:25 PM

... guys have came in after accidents with bananas taped in their undies, cucumbers, rolled socks!
Wow ... I can't imagine running around with fruit or vegetables taped in my undies.

I wonder ... if a lady actually gets to a bed with these guys ... what do they do with the fruit or veggie?
 clasact
Joined: 1/18/2008
Msg: 31
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Posted: 4/28/2008 5:38:33 PM
... guys have came in after accidents with bananas taped in their undies, cucumbers, rolled socks!

And SOME men talk about women wearing WonderBras and being fake....Sheesh!

Wonder if the banana or the cucumber or rolled sssssocks ever fall outta their pants leg. Is that uncomfortable? ~tilts head~ Never gonna look there again, now I have a heads-up that I could be looking at a banana etc.....I can see that at home in the kitchen, even the socks. ~grins~

No, actually I look at men in the eye. And if they don't have a big bulge protruding from between their eyes it's good.
 CowboyEnuff
Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 32
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Posted: 4/28/2008 6:58:42 PM
Defiinitely WoMEN LOOK!

I speak from having mine GRABBED and hit on many occasion as well. When I can stand again, and have decided that I can not knock the chit out of her. The response has been, 4 out of 5 times that they did not think it was real!

And 1missblueeyes, guys are not just watching that heaving chest area on you. From one of your pics, I bet they are also looking at that BA-DONKA DONK! you got behind you! YUMMY!

and we Texans know what we are talkin' bout!

"CowboyEnuff"
 itechman63
Joined: 7/7/2005
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Posted: 4/28/2008 7:37:48 PM
Why stuff bananas, potatoes, TP rolls in your shorts because if it does what it's intended to do then they are going to know?
 yepimlonelytoo
Joined: 10/18/2007
Msg: 34
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Posted: 4/29/2008 1:49:35 AM
i don't look there. never crosses my mind. i look at the eyes and the nape of his neck.
 Puddleripple
Joined: 10/10/2007
Msg: 35
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Posted: 4/29/2008 10:05:36 AM
Every women who says she doesn't look there etc is lying....... not saying she doesn't honestly believe she is telling he truth but research has shown that all women glance at the crotch of men within seconds of meeting. The reason isn't known, its either to judge the size or more likely an evolutionary throw back to when judging his 'intentions' was vital.
 867love
Joined: 3/16/2006
Msg: 36
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Posted: 4/29/2008 10:40:11 AM
"the ones you never notice
are the ones that you should watch
shes freindly and shes smiling
while shes staring at your crotch..."

-fair game: crosby stills & nash.
 js104c1
Joined: 3/7/2008
Msg: 37
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Posted: 4/29/2008 11:06:29 AM
Myself personally I flaunt the bulge, mostly by going to the strip club every morning in loose pants and getting a lap dance. Watch your eyes ladies!!!!
 timegoes
Joined: 4/26/2008
Msg: 38
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Posted: 4/30/2008 5:20:48 PM
Would I check out a guys bulge? Yes I probably would. Would I check out your so called bulge? F.CK NO!!!
 LassKisser
Joined: 12/31/2007
Msg: 39
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Posted: 4/30/2008 8:21:15 PM
I can't land a date because of this armadillo in my trousers- it's just too intimidating.
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
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Posted: 5/1/2008 8:55:13 PM
why do people look at bulges if size didt mater?
big boobs dont matter but people look
 esad
Joined: 4/8/2007
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Posted: 5/1/2008 10:16:52 PM
Soooo has anyone ever said or heard a guy deliver that great line:
" Hey! My eyes are up here ?"
 Kendriffic
Joined: 9/9/2007
Msg: 42
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Posted: 5/1/2008 10:50:56 PM
Really?

I actually expected to read a bunch of womans post saying: "That's weird...Cant say I've done that".

I've never done that! Nor the butt, I dont think I have a butt preference...And I certainly cant tell in jeans. I am SOOO going to now though, Just out of sheer curiosity of course.
I'm a hand/arm/back/collar bones kinda gal... I'll glimpse and google at those. Thank-you construction workers and feeling the need to be topless, Tanned, Sex objects working hard away with your gorgeous upper bodies.

Though, I recall being in a Subway a couple years ago. Somehow my daze of the surroundings caught site of a really really tall long legged man in surfer shorts....I probably choked on a banana pepper. Never cared about legs either. But this guy, Had the most perfect toes, ankles, knee caps, muscles I had ever seen, And, Mmm.
 rgrnr49
Joined: 2/15/2008
Msg: 43
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Posted: 5/2/2008 6:48:53 AM
Just remember guys: When you're on the beach in your speedo trying to impress the women, the potato goes in the front.
Not the back.
 Fluff_wi
Joined: 4/6/2008
Msg: 44
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Posted: 5/2/2008 7:26:32 AM
I am a self admitted Meat Gazer- MG for short. Sucks when you get busted.

My friend Deb and I are at work one day, man in some snug Levi's comes up to the counter. He is pretty tall so Mr Happy is just RIGHT there. Well, Lil Miss Subtle here - I can't keep a straight face. Mr Anaconda is just RIGHT up there, perfectly outlined. I think he knew I was gawking, as I couldnt make eye contact. So Deb goes to walk by and she stops dead in her tracks. So I finish my transaction with Mr Monster Meat and tell him "Have a nice LAY". ooops DAY. He leaves the store and Deb says... OHHH MYYYY GODDDDDD.... enough said.

So yes, we ladies DO look.
 CowboyEnuff
Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 45
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Posted: 5/3/2008 3:15:38 AM
esad,
I will freely admit I say that! Especially when I am dancing and I notice the lady is staring down alot. Of course they say they are looking at my feet.

LADIES! Come ON NOW!
 ado1972
Joined: 10/3/2007
Msg: 46
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Posted: 5/3/2008 3:25:09 AM
bugger are you supposed to have a bulge.. damn why was i not told.. lol
 tallshyman
Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 47
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Posted: 5/3/2008 9:29:50 AM
I wear speedos to show off my body. I may not wear them again after women where looking at my penis showing from the back of my speedos.
 rjb888
Joined: 4/4/2007
Msg: 48
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Posted: 5/3/2008 9:44:20 AM
I just spit Cheerios all over my screen. This is a really funny thread.
 AlexisTaylor
Joined: 7/9/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 5/3/2008 10:24:12 AM
I don't typically notice these unless they're obscenely out there. But even then, it's not exactly a thrill. Could be all balls, which really doesn't matter to me.
 GbBengi
Joined: 11/23/2007
Msg: 50
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Posted: 5/3/2008 11:08:20 AM
This was pretty entertaining, it reminds me of the mr bean episode where he gets water in the testicular area so hes frantically trying to dry off the bulge in the bathroom, and hes so proud that he dried it off, he walks about half bent over backwords, pointing at his crotch, with a big goofy grin!
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