| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 5/24/2008 7:40:52 AM |
Places not to take dates in California:
To a sperm bank and then ask if she'd be willing to give you a hand or at least talk dirty to ya
Sounds like fun!!!
...Well, maybe not on the first date...  | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 5/24/2008 9:57:11 AM |
...Well, maybe not on the first date...
OK, but I'm told they pay well for donations... so guys, if the first date's a wash... drop by the sperm bank for a reimbursement.  | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 5/24/2008 12:25:58 PM | ^^^Isn't that considered prostitution?^^^
I hear Pete is easy, but not cheap!
OT: Don't take your dates on hooker recon, unless that is the point of the date! | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 5/30/2008 9:07:09 AM | Okay this one should probably go for all States and provinces not just CA so here goes...
Don't take your date to the restaurant that your Ex works at.
I actually know a guy that did this...then couldn't understand why his new girl didn't want him going there or talking to the Ex any more...Can you say "DumbA$$" hehehehe
Of course if the point you're trying to make is that your new girl is wayyyy HoTTeR than Ms. Soooooooo Last Year's Model then I guess this will fly...But ya gotta let the newbie in on the plan or ya just might see her go home with the young stud waiter or bartender instead of with you! Remember, payback's a be-otch!
...Just another friendly tip from your ol' pal Cupid  | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 6/15/2008 4:04:29 AM | | Compton.. my first weekend in California I got lost in Compton.. I didnt know it till I called my buddy and asked him where I was. he asked me to discribe it and he is like "dude do you know what compton is"" and I'm like "ya, thats where all the gansters are" he told me to get out of there cause they dont like my kind. I was like uhh ok.. what a way to start my Californian life. lol | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 6/21/2008 10:12:11 PM | THERE ARE SO MAY PLACES
ANGEL 'S GAME
NEWPORT BEACH
TIDE POOLS IN LAGUNA BEACH
CRYSTAL COVE
SEAL BEACH
LONG BEACH AQUARIUM
THE PIKE ( LONG BEACH ) | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 7/3/2008 2:04:42 AM | | And what may I ask is wrong with sci-fi movies? Sure there are some real cheesey ones out there, but there's also some really good ones! Conventions can be fun, you just have to find the right girl with similar interests. I wouldn't be into a Trekkie convention, but an RPG one I sure would! | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 7/5/2008 9:33:47 PM | eeewwwww, hometown buffett? a date!!! the swap meet? phew!!!!!!
walking around for long periods of time in the boiling sun, shopping and browsing other people's junk!!! hummmmmmmmmm!!!! things that go ummmmmmm!!!! | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 7/7/2008 12:51:12 PM |
.........playing with a group of seals out in the water..................
I agree wholeheartedly. I suppose that bucket of chum I brought along wasn't a very good idea, either.
Yours truly,
"Stumpy" | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 8/5/2008 12:47:04 PM | ^^^^Chum = not sexy!^^^^
Anything you can see on "Dirty Jobs" that smells so bad
that it makes the host vomit, is generally a poor choice for a first date!
PEEE-U!!!! | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 8/5/2008 2:38:27 PM |
Don't take a date to the POF events.
Don't some places just go without saying?  Um... Bachelor parties might be another one...  | |
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| Places not to take dates in California
Posted: 10/3/2008 4:07:58 PM | take your date to visit your ex in jail.
take your date to the doctor with you to have those odd spots on your private parts inspected.
take your date to 9th street and LA blvd in downtown to look for long lost relatives who may be crackhead bums.
the world is a beautiful place. | |
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